GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!

Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.

You're a real winner, let me tell you.

this^

And you've been dating for how long?

Thanks!

We don't want a kid. We are both too young.

I'm bringing condoms, going to get them at the 711 BEFORE our date!

...and if she changes her mind just tell her you have one question then.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

almost 3 years :)

She's the only GF ive ever had :)

Ya right. Im not Hannibal Lector. Besides we are both committed to this TONIGHT.

But hey? Any REAL advice I have to go soon!

why not give her a donkey punch!

your memories will last a lifetime!

Eat her out first. Slow and gentle. Get ever nook and cranny.

Once her muff is wet and ready work that pole in there. Let her come a few times then bang the fuck out of her kidneys. Bitchez love when it hurts.

She shaved, so Ill try your advice. Do they stink, when its up close and in your face like that? Cause I dont want to like vomit from any smell...

Definitely want to please her though. :)

Make her CUM hard!

^judgmental prat. its very hard to like ppl who are so pompous

Be sure to tel her dad all about it...

I think her parents want me to do it with her lol. In her mom's mind, we are already married. :)

Bang it in the face.

congratulations op

I too used to "count chickens". I eventually learned my lesson.

is it *her* first time.. or just her first time with you? hope you squirt one out before hand... wouldn't want to blow a load 90 seconds into it

Seriously,,,,wait a few more weeks in case she's trying to set you up for fathering her through a pregnancy that may not be yours...WAIT>>>>it happens all the time..girls get pregnant by some fly by night guy and stick it to some poor shlep who has been wooing her all along.

You must be 12

Go roller skating, or play at the park.

Go buy a playboy magazine and leave the poor girl alone.

You want some AIDES?

Titfuk her and then shoot the load in her mouth..

3 years...christinsanity sucks !

the 711, man haven't seen one of those in a while

the 711, man haven't seen one of those in a while