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The Rapture could be within days

 
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The Rapture could be within days
Seriously its looking more and more like it might be.
If thing keep going the way they are now then we might see it in the next few weeks.
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No Rapture.... We are all in the same hole. Geesh...
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false doctrine.
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cruise

they have been saying the same thing for thousands of years
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norespect
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Wrong year, OP. 2008 or 2009 or 2010 or ... Not this one yet.

LOL
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Yeah right.
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.


Pre-Trib tards.
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Seriously its looking more and more like it might be.
If thing keep going the way they are now then we might see it in the next few weeks.
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Increase your medication dosage!

Quickly!
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No.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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I believe you are right, OP! Those who do not believe in a rapture clearly have not taken this matter directly to God to reveal the truth to them about it. He has shown all who truly seek Him on this matter the truth that a "catching away" will surely take place for those who love and follow Him.

All the signs are clearing pointing to the fact that we are in that season! I am LOOKING UP and daily praying to "be accounted worthy to escape ALL THESE THINGS that are coming upon the earth and to stand before the Son of Man"(Luke 21:36)! Jesus is not on the earth when all these things begin so in order to "stand before Him", we must go where He is.
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Sitting, waiting, wishing
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I believe you are right, OP! Those who do not believe in a rapture clearly have not taken this matter directly to God to reveal the truth to them about it. He has shown all who truly seek Him on this matter the truth that a "catching away" will surely take place for those who love and follow Him.

All the signs are clearing pointing to the fact that we are in that season! I am LOOKING UP and daily praying to "be accounted worthy to escape ALL THESE THINGS that are coming upon the earth and to stand before the Son of Man"(Luke 21:36)! Jesus is not on the earth when all these things begin so in order to "stand before Him", we must go where He is.
angel4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35658957


You pre-trib tards haven't 'Taken it up with the Lord'. You choose to believe the doctrine of dispentionalist Darby over the teaching of 1800 years of Christianity.

The 'Accounted Worthy' argument is bunk.

Ah yes, the old 'Accounted Worthy to Escape' Rapture argument.

The passage in the KJV 'Accounted Worthy' is simply a bad translation and has nothing to do with the 'Rapture', this is yet another fantasy of 1830 from Scofield & Darby..

The phrase "that ye may be accounted worthy to escape" in verse 36 of the King James Version is a poor translation.

Compare the following translations: Revised Standard Version, "praying that you may have strength to escape all these things that will take place."

Rotherham, "making supplication that ye may gain full vigour to escape all these things that are about to be coming to pass."

New English Bible, "praying at all times for strength to pass safely through all these imminent troubles."

The Greek word poorly translated as "accounted worthy" in the KJV is katischuo. It means "TO HAVE STRENGTH", or to "HAVE POWER". It has NOTHING, ZERO, to do with "worthiness". It comes from two Greek words, kata, meaning "down" or "under" and ischuo which means "TO HAVE STRENGTH or POWER".

So, what this passage literally says it:

"Watch therefore, and pray always, THAT YOU MAY HAVE THE STRENGTH OR POWER DOWN UNDER TO ESCAPE all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man".

So, does 'having the power to escape' these things sound like a 'Rapture' passage to anyone?
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Wrong year, OP. 2008 or 2009 or 2010 or ... Not this one yet.

LOL
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no way man.. through those years the christ/god was making his way through the bottomless pit.. they where dark and fucked up times.. you got it totally wrong there^
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Seriously its looking more and more like it might be.
If thing keep going the way they are now then we might see it in the next few weeks.
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Seriously its looking more and more like it might be.
If thing keep going the way they are now then we might see it in the next few weeks.
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There isn't going to be a rapture. Keep dreaming. You'll get your head chopped off for not taking the mark. The only way you'll be "raptured" is if you somehow survive until the angels, Jesus and saints come for the final battle.
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Re: The Rapture could be within days
op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.



Pre-Trib tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


blah blah blah,your predictable interpretation of scripture boars me senseless.has not mankind put his will over the will of god?have not human rights overtaken the importance of following gods commandments? Hence man has stood in the temple of god(which is the body btw)proclaiming himself to be above god his creater.wake up,the trumpets are sounding the warning.good luck with refusing the mark.....your gonna need it! Lmao
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
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REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


What do you think happened when the Pope declared himself the sole representative of Jesus Christ, changed the calendar, the sabbath day, etc.?

That prophecy is done and over.

Last Edited by IAMIAM on 03/11/2013 12:23 PM
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pre-trib rapture is a myth.
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.



Pre-Trib tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


blah blah blah,your predictable interpretation of scripture boars me senseless.has not mankind put his will over the will of god?have not human rights overtaken the importance of following gods commandments? Hence man has stood in the temple of god(which is the body btw)proclaiming himself to be above god his creater.wake up,the trumpets are sounding the warning.good luck with refusing the mark.....your gonna need it! Lmao
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So a SINGULAR 'Man of Sin' is now the plural 'Mankind'?

Wow. You guys just get crazier ever year with your nutty interpretations.
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


What do you think happened when the Pope declared himself the sole representative of Jesus Christ, changed the calendar, the sabbath day, etc.?

That prophecy is done and over.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Yes the pope has been antichrist obviously. You don't interpret that a final one will rule for his appointed 3.5 years though?
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.



Pre-Trib tards.
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good luck with refusing the mark.....your gonna need it! Lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


You already bear the mark for you serve your country and not the kingdom of Heaven or God. You got a nice number in exchange didn't you? You know the number that guarantees your benefits from your nation?

One cannot serve two masters.


Don't you remember the coin? Whose image is on it?

Render unto Caesar that which is Caesars, and unto God that which is Gods.
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Re: The Rapture could be within days
op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


What do you think happened when the Pope declared himself the sole representative of Jesus Christ, changed the calendar, the sabbath day, etc.?

That prophecy is done and over.
 Quoting: IAMIAM


Yes the pope has been antichrist obviously. You don't interpret that a final one will rule for his appointed 3.5 years though?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


Time is irrelevant. It has been said numerous times in the bible. A day is like a thousand years means time is irrelevant.


Things happen according to God's time which has nothing to do with how man measures it.

Anywhere you see time mentioned, ignore it and consider only what is being said to happen as the sign.

The same with counting numbers.

Where it is said let he who has wisdom count the number of the beast, that means let the wise be trapped in trying to figure it out. The faithful should be child like and not worry about such things as trying to count the number but rather look for what the sign is saying.

Last Edited by IAMIAM on 03/11/2013 12:47 PM
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.


Pre-Trib tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


actually that what Kim Jong Un did just today.

you'll see...this gets funny for awhile, then very, very sad.

life's much more interesting when you pay attention to the story. just something to remember.
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.


Pre-Trib tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22362616


actually that what Kim Jong Un did just today.

you'll see...this gets funny for awhile, then very, very sad.

life's much more interesting when you pay attention to the story. just something to remember.
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What's your point? Every 50 years some asshole comes along and makes people worship & praise him.
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op,i think your correct,it could happen anyday now.people are gonna be so surprised when it comes.its about time god took all innoccent kids away from the shithole wev
e turned this world into.all children will be taken,and the world will be left to rot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35944860


REALLY??

So the 'man of sin' sat in the temple and declared himself God already?

3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.


Pre-Trib tards.
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^ THIS ^