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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35303683 United States 03/12/2013 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suspects: Quoting: aqmah wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot crime scene: a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet. how did it happen? solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health. mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it. checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury. i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight?????? Slap both of them! Then get one a rottweiler (dog) and the other one a pit-bull (dog also). Train both dogs to keep your wives straight!! No more slapping needed! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1561325 United States 03/12/2013 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suspects: Quoting: aqmah wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot crime scene: a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet. how did it happen? solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health. mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it. checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury. i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight?????? You are responsible for having two women under the same roof and expecting that to be an environment that fosters life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36039306 United States 03/12/2013 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suspects: Quoting: aqmah wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot crime scene: a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet. how did it happen? solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health. mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it. checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury. i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight?????? bring in new asian wife and get her to cook turtle soup for everyone^ this will help everybody get over the whole turtle issue.. |
aqmah (OP) User ID: 5777449 United Arab Emirates 03/12/2013 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :blle: Quoting: libertine Turtle and parrot are both stupid pets. What ever were you thinking to get those? Slap yourself for insulting both of your wives. i wanted a dog, dreaming to live like the american style, but these 2 women scared shit of it. turtle and parrot is what they wanted, you have to make your wives happy too, something can be a companion for them sitting inside home all day. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20574169 United States 03/12/2013 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | suspects: Quoting: aqmah wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot crime scene: a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet. how did it happen? solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health. mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it. checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury. i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight?????? arabs. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1342668 Canada 03/13/2013 11:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Turtle and parrot are both stupid pets. What ever were you thinking to get those? Slap yourself for insulting both of your wives. Quoting: libertine i wanted a dog, dreaming to live like the american style, but these 2 women scared shit of it. turtle and parrot is what they wanted, you have to make your wives happy too, something can be a companion for them sitting inside home all day. Suggest a cat to the little women. Advise them not to put it in the cage with the parrot. *grins* but be advised, any slapping will lead to cat poops in your sandals... ;) |