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FBI Terrorist Watchlist: “You Might be a Terrorist”

 
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FBI Terrorist Watchlist: “You Might be a Terrorist”
The FBI released twenty five page instructional pamphlets intended for everyone from hobby store owners to home improvement store. They hope that businesses will turn in their customers to the FBI as suspected terrorists.

1 Beauty salons and drug stores are told to watch out for customers who don’t drive themselves but are dropped off and picked up by someone else. (If you’re elderly and need a ride, you might be a terrorist.)


2 Gas station attendants are told to look out for customers who put gas in gas cans. (If you run out of gas, you might be a terrorist.)


3 Construction sites are advised to consider glued locks as evidence of terrorism. (Definitely not a prank pulled by unruly teenagers.)


4 Dive boat shops are told to look out for customers who rent a boat for an “extended amount of time.” (If you have too much fun on your rented boat, you might be a terrorist.)

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