Howard Stern / Artie Lange, Assassination or Suicide?

Has it yet been investigated on these boards whether or not that Artie Lange's alleged attempted suicide could have possibly been a botched illuminati assassination attempt? He allegedly stabbed himself seven times. Artie in my opinion was a very strong minded man. To stab ones self seven times is an odd way to attempt suicide. I would think a heroin addict would choose death by overdose instead of the extremely painful way of repeatedly stabbing oneself. The news came about this attempted suicide after Artie embarrassed Howard and his credibility by missing several shows, falling asleep on the show, being addicted to heroin, lying to Howard many times admittedly, and getting in a heated fight with Stern on the air by ridiculing Howard for calling Artie his bro (search Stern Bro fight on YouTube). I love both Howard and Artie but in light of recent accusations of Howard being an Illuminati member I figure the subject at least merits a look into. While it is probable that Howard wouldn't do something so hanus and most likely isn't even in the illuminati , I do believe that the illuminati has at least some control over the show. Stern reaches millions daily and I don't think it would be like the Illuminati to let such an influential method of propaganda slip through their finger. It is odd to me that such a big rating grabber of a subject is NEVER discussed! It was brought up only a handful of times after the actual event and only briefly at that.
Thoughts? Facts? Opinions?
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