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Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!

 
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Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
"On or about February 02,2013, at Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.
Contrary to the Groundhog day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of
MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace and dignity of the State Of Ohio.
SPECIFICATION: The people further find and specify that due to the aggravating circumstances and misrepresentation to the people that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant,
Punxsutawney Phil."

This would be funny if a government agency didn't actually waste time and tax dollars writing this up.

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03/21/2013 01:37 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
bump
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03/21/2013 01:40 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
It's about time that rodent got what's coming to him. He has been fucking with us for years!
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03/21/2013 01:42 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
It's about time that rodent got what's coming to him. He has been fucking with us for years!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31635322


Time for some BBQ'ed Groundhog.

hick
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
That stupid rat is wrong nearly 80% of the time.
Look up his prediction record.
So, whatever the rat says-it will be the opposite.
I predicted winter would last into May this year.
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03/21/2013 01:45 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
No problem, send Bill Murraytounge

And Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep....
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03/21/2013 01:47 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
Gee...I didn't know meteorologists could face capitol punishment for making a bad prediction?
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03/21/2013 01:48 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
He's fired!
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03/21/2013 01:50 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
I pushed up an 10' snow pile after Tuesday's storm here. He should have been under it.
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03/21/2013 01:54 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
There are MANY ground hogs in Punxetawny named 'Phillip'.
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03/21/2013 02:00 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
There are MANY ground hogs in Punxetawny named 'Phillip'.
 Quoting: anonymous coward 30074925


Cool.....lets have a BBQ picnic.

hick
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03/21/2013 02:08 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
The temps here been 10 degrees below normal.....I want a good groundhog recipe.....
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03/21/2013 02:12 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
The temps here been 10 degrees below normal.....I want a good groundhog recipe.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404507


Well shoot Jethro all ya hadda do wuz ask.

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The finished product...

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Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 03/21/2013 02:12 PM
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03/21/2013 03:08 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
Need to cook more groundhog.
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03/21/2013 03:09 PM
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Re: Punxsutawney Phil Indicted!!!
...Lynch the rodent...

Hang him on the nearest lamp post to the courthouse steps.





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