I just have a lot of free time because...
1. I'm unemployed

2. I don't look for jobs because they all pay shit

3. I'm single because I'm unemployed and women are basically men these days. I'm even less motivated to go get a job and be a breadwinner, because the best I can hope for is to impregnate a woman who is going to divorce me and take my kids anyway.

So... I'm not hypervigilant. I just have shit else to do. And I fantasize about a time when this Hellish slave existence will come to an end