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White House Canít Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards

 
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White House Canít Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards
A shapeshifting reptile from outer space guards President Obama, according to a new conspiracy video. Yet according to the White House, the extraterrestrial heft behind Obamaís protection detail is a mere allegation ó and one that congressionally mandated budget cuts would have to ax, anyway.

If you believe the video above, recently posted to YouTube, the White House deployed at least one reptile guard as recently as this month. The narrator, using a text-to-speech program, suggests a bald-headed G-Man protecting Obama during his March 4 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee ďcould be a shapeshifter alien humanoid working for the powers that be, caught in a high-definition video during an event of the Zionist cabal.Ē

Could be. Itís certainly fodder for Tinfoil Tuesday, Danger Roomís occasional look at the internetís most insane conspiracy theories.

The White House dismissed the alien bodyguards as too costly in this era of budgetary austerity. ďI canít confirm the claims made in this video, but any alleged program to guard the president with aliens or robots would likely have to be scaled back or eliminated in the sequester,Ē Caitlin Hayden, the chief spokeswoman for the National Security Council, e-mails Danger Room. ďIíd refer you to the Secret Service or Area 51 for more details.Ē We are journalistically obligated to observe that this isnít a flat denial.

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