BUSH'S 2008 State of the Union Speech ALREADY WRITTEN!!!

I remember an interview with Bush about how he'd deal with it if he lost the election (when he was going against Kerry) and Bush said something astonishing. I have looked for transcripts about this for MONTHS and neve have found it. It was played on the air, an interview with him and when I saw it I almost shit my pants.

He basically said something along the lines of "I don't know what will happen in this election, all I know for sure is how I will leave office".

Something like he knows what will happen when he is ready to leave office. It was like he meant he would be around for a long time and he said something about "what he'd do before he left office".

I cant' find it anywhere, and I've posted this before.. But here is a story I think you'll enjoy....

A Sunday Column: Slats Grobnik Still Held In 'American Gulag' And Forced To Read President Bush's Secret 2008 State Of The Union Address
Forced to read or face electro-shock therapy, Slats wonders why the official government document is sealed in blood!
9 Apr 2006

By Greg Szymanski

Arctic Beacon Columnist



Three days passed since Slats Grobnik was yanked out of a Chicago tavern and thrown in the Gulag by one of Homeland Security's Gestapo agents, being treated to a prolonged stay at President Bush's version of the Nazi Hilton



Slat's ended up in this predicament, like many other of fellow Americans, for speaking out against Bush similar to Carol Fischer of Cleveland, who recently was charged with two counts of felony assault after being confronted by police for putting up anti-Bush posters.



But for three long days now, Slat's has been treated worse than a dog. For three days, he has been living on bugs and dripping rain water in an underground hole near Denver while being fed a steady diet of propaganda from a mysterious deep, dark voice coming from speakers in the walls.



And when Slat's awoke on the fourth morning, he was greeted by the voice saying, "good morning, Mr. Grobnik," as an official looking document was placed in the middle of the floor of his cinderblock cell.



"Mr. Grobnik today you will be forced to read the enclosed documents and if you refuse, I think you know the consequences. We call it here "Bush Lightning" but actually its 1000 volts of high powered electrical energy shot into you from head to toe. I think you get the point, Mr. Grobnik. Pick up the paper off the floor, please!"



"What is it," said Slats, crawling towards the document.



"It's actually President's Bush future 2008 State of the Union message, the unedited 'For Secret Eyes Only' version. But people like you, who end up with us, get an advance reading."



"Why?"



"Well, in terms you'd understand, we want to see how the speech will play in Peoria before we actually lay it on the entire population."



"But Bush can't be President in 2008. His time is up."



"We have other plans, Mr. Grobnik. We have other plans. Now read before I get angry and�"



"Not the shocks. I'll read."



As Slat's sat up like a school boy forced to read a bad novel, the words jumped off the page as if the devil himself wrote the words. At the top of the page it said "The Secret Covenant: Bush 2008 State of the Union Message/Unedited Mind Control Version."



An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception. Those who will see it will be thought of as insane. We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.



We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive. Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.



We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute. We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. Death will come to he who speaks.



We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite. We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening.



We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air. They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn. The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison. The poisons will be absorbed trough their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.



From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information. The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear. We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.



We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones. Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons. They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect. When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it's for their help.



We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things. When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future. When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.



We will render them docile and weak before us by our power. They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison. We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self. We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it all.



Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say. If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.



We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides. We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan. They will perform the labor for us and we shall prosper from their toil. Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for

it is the way.



We will make them kill each other when it suits us. We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion. We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how. We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.



We will foment animosity between them through our factions. When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best. We will make them rip each other's hearts apart and kill their own children. We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.



The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers. They will be busy killing each other. They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit. We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.



We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths. We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished. We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds. We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this. The tools will be provided by their labor. We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors. We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know!



They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal. Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal. We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.



We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have. We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children indebt. When they shall ban together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.



We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor. When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that. They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons. We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.



The recruits will be called "initiates" and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms. Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth. They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.



For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars. They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment. This they will never know.



The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late. Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves. When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison. They will live in self-delusion.



When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin. Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial. But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW. If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.



They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen. Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.



This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans. This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.



This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist. It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself.



Editor's Note: Every once in a blue moon, Greg visits with Slats, a character made famous in the many columns of the late syndicated columnist, Mike Royko. Greg honors Mike's heroic efforts by bringing Slat's back on the national stage. It should also be remembered that Royko was one of a kind - a no nonsense "tell it like it is journalist" who treated politicians like they should be treated: With a swift boot to the ass!



Also, the document above, read by Slats, originally appeared in June 2002by an unknown author, although some people claim it happens to be one of Bush's most prized speech writers.