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1 Mile Wide Asteroid Heading Towards Earth At 0.17% Of Speed Of Light

 
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My alien, online contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an email confirming that a 1 Mile wide asteroid is heading towards earth at 0.17 of the speed of light. Hagel and Valugua estimated that it will hit the Yellowstone super volcano causing it to erupt.
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You won't be giving this thread a 1 star after this the asteroid hits yellowstone causing it to erupt because you'll be dead.
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0.17% of the speed of light is around 18k miles per hour. Why not just give it in that format?
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Bernard Schnizel by any chance?
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Yeah ok.
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Yellow School bus would be more than sufficient at 0.10% Light Speed to turn the crust of the entire planet molten..

Decades later it would start looking like Venus is now.
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You won't be giving this thread a 1 star after this the asteroid hits yellowstone causing it to erupt because you'll be dead.
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is the 1 star more important? ok I'll give u one
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My alien, online contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an email confirming that a 1 Mile wide asteroid is heading towards earth at 0.17 of the speed of light. Hagel and Valugua estimated that it will hit the Yellowstone super volcano causing it to erupt.
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And where might his asteroid be coming from?
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My alien, online contacts, Hagel and Valugua have sent me an email confirming that a 1 Mile wide asteroid is heading towards earth at 0.17 of the speed of light. Hagel and Valugua estimated that it will hit the Yellowstone super volcano causing it to erupt.
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Uhhh so when is it supposed to hit.....500 light years from now?
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
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shit!
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Is that you ray-ray.
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
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Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Still that is 2.1 million miles an hour.

By the way I only posted because the math was shit not because this thread is based in any kind of reality.
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Still that is 2.1 million miles an hour.

By the way I only posted because the math was shit not because this thread is based in any kind of reality.
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Where's Babe Ruth when you need him?
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Still that is 2.1 million miles an hour.

By the way I only posted because the math was shit not because this thread is based in any kind of reality.
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Dead I believe
Where's Babe Ruth when you need him?
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Re: 1 Mile Wide Asteroid Heading Towards Earth At 0.17% Of Speed Of Light
Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278



You're both wrong...300000 x 0,017 = 5100km/s
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Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Still that is 2.1 million miles an hour.

By the way I only posted because the math was shit not because this thread is based in any kind of reality.
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Where's Babe Ruth when you need him?
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 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Dead I believe ( hmm some advice based on my fail, phones are geat for reading forums on the go but posting? Sucks.)
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no problem, hit yellowstone ? just US will vanish,nothing to see here..
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.17% the speed of light is impossible for an Asteroid to survive in space. It'll disintegrate before it reaches us.
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278



You're both wrong...300000 x 0,017 = 5100km/s
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No, sorry Reality Check, you're right, I forgot a 0.
300000*0,0017 = 510 km/s
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You'd think these 'aliens' wouldn't have to use email!
They seem to be a tad behind in the tech department...
Oh well, doom ON!
cruise
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Re: 1 Mile Wide Asteroid Heading Towards Earth At 0.17% Of Speed Of Light
Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278



You're both wrong...300000 x 0,017 = 5100km/s
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No you started with 3 million you cretin. I only did a rough mental sum so rounded .17 up to .2 which gives 600km/s.So while it's more accurately, 510km/s your still a gopping dunce.
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Re: 1 Mile Wide Asteroid Heading Towards Earth At 0.17% Of Speed Of Light
Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278



You're both wrong...300000 x 0,017 = 5100km/s
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011606


No you started with 3 million you cretin. I only did a rough mental sum so rounded .17 up to .2 which gives 600km/s.So while it's more accurately, 510km/s your still a gopping dunce.
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Yes. Your should be you're but auto correct on android likes to grip mt shit.
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Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278



You're both wrong...300000 x 0,017 = 5100km/s
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011606


No you started with 3 million you cretin. I only did a rough mental sum so rounded .17 up to .2 which gives 600km/s.So while it's more accurately, 510km/s your still a gopping dunce.
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Yes. Your should be you're but auto correct on android likes to grip mt shit.
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^^^^^^
Perfect example
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Did he say he asked his vagina?
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Re: 1 Mile Wide Asteroid Heading Towards Earth At 0.17% Of Speed Of Light
Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278



You're both wrong...300000 x 0,017 = 5100km/s
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011606


No, sorry Reality Check, you're right, I forgot a 0.
300000*0,0017 = 510 km/s
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1011606


I missed this self correction. As such I take back my cretin and gopping dunce remarks. You are welcome.

However this math issue is just detracting from the fact this thread can be seen through as bullshit by even low organisms with some sentience. Even a mouldy loaf of bread has enough smarts to see it.

Or maybe OP was aaked what 0.17% of the speed of light was and this was just a way of avoiding the embarrassment of admitting he didn't know and getting the answer from scmucks on glp.

I may have a a fever and am ranting. Pertoof!
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Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, therefore 0.17% that speed is close to 60,000 km per second. If an object hits any point on Earth at that speed, then its doom on a massive scale.....abduct
 Quoting: Solar Guardian


Your math sucketh. 300, 000 ÷ 100 = 3000 (this is 1%)
3000 ÷ 5 = 600 (this gives you 0.2% of 300, 000 which is close enough)

Sorry if this wad already corrected but I'm lazy and I have man flu also
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


Still that is 2.1 million miles an hour.

By the way I only posted because the math was shit not because this thread is based in any kind of reality.
 Quoting: Reality Check 35486278


WTF I misread the OP's figure to be close to 20% which is 17% instead of 0.17%(0.2%)!!! toungetounge I must be in a rush today to bother reading properly lol....

Last Edited by Solar Guardian on 04/03/2013 11:52 PM
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Fail post!





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