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The problem is obvious. Short people are the problem.

 
PedroDeSapper
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The problem is obvious. Short people are the problem.
Napoleon?

Short arsed Frenchman. Got his bum spanked by Wellington for being a very naughty boy.

Adolf Hitler.

Got his bum spanked by Dwight D, George Patton a whole load of Ruskies and Bernard Law Montgomery for being a very naughty boy.

Kim Jong Un.

Well he's been a very naughty boy too and he's just begging to have his bum spanked.

See.....short people.....very very dangerous.

By the way, don't know if it's true but my uncle tells me the French president has telephoned PyongYang and offered their surrender........just to be on the safe side.

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Re: The problem is obvious. Short people are the problem.
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
PedroDeSapper  (OP)

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Re: The problem is obvious. Short people are the problem.
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18280462


Not a clue what that means but i'm gonna hug it up on account of the fact i have now managed to pass several litres of very strong beer past what used to be my tonsils and i'm err..........pisht.
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04/06/2013 08:16 AM
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Re: The problem is obvious. Short people are the problem.
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18280462


Not a clue what that means but i'm gonna hug it up on account of the fact i have now managed to pass several litres of very strong beer past what used to be my tonsils and i'm err..........pisht.
 Quoting: PedroDeSapper


It is a song that was popular,it was on the radio.
PedroDeSapper  (OP)

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Re: The problem is obvious. Short people are the problem.
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18280462


Not a clue what that means but i'm gonna hug it up on account of the fact i have now managed to pass several litres of very strong beer past what used to be my tonsils and i'm err..........pisht.
 Quoting: PedroDeSapper


It is a song that was popular,it was on the radio.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18280462


lol.

Gotcha now, the effects of the falling down water are wearing off. lol

That's in the same vein as this one then.