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The Rapture is imminent!

 
Anonymous Coward
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The Rapture is imminent!
We're going home!
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5a

Just a pity its going to be a fat fuckoff bomb and not jesus...
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No, it's not.
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define rapture??? i think u mean christian 1.howver that could b defined differently. such as changing dimensions,aliens rescuing us from our idiotic gov greed,etc.
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pre-tribulation rapture won't happen. you get to suffer with the rest of us.
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I hope all of you go then I can sit on a nice beach in peace
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I hope this is it because I am so full of anxiety waiting for him
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We're going home!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


wonderful, at last it's gonna happen,

and

we won't hear about it anymore?

When is the grand event going to occur, and how did you find out?
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04/09/2013 03:58 PM
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Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
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We're going home!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


wonderful, at last it's gonna happen,

and

we won't hear about it anymore?

When is the grand event going to occur, and how did you find out?
 Quoting: rupture 37498198


one more question:

How many more threads will it take for your "rapture" to occur?
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Hahhahahahahahahahahahaha this fucking moron worships a jewish zombie! Hahahahhahahahaha
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Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


Hahahahahaha so you think that because you were born in a certain area and had access to a certain book you are elct? Haha jesus christ you people are complete narcissist's!
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rapeture
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Good. Can't wait.

Thing is the rapture is going to take all of the cowards and leave us willing to battle behind.

Good. No more self righteous, holier than thou "christians" who are the furthest from being christ-like here. Who live their life judging others based on a book of lies that warp the true message.

Buh Bye. Too bad you misunderstood what the rapture is. It is those of us who stay behind that will be the ones standing in the end and who shall truly inherit the earth.
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Waiting for Aliens
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Glory, glory, glory! To be with the LORD for ever and ever. My heart does hurt for the lost that have decided to side with Satan and with him forever and ever.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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We're going home!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


wonderful, at last it's gonna happen,

and

we won't hear about it anymore?

When is the grand event going to occur, and how did you find out?
 Quoting: rupture 37498198


He must have read one of these threads.

2004

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Thread: RAPTURE - APRIL 2005

2006

Thread: RAPTURE (MAY 26, 2006) TO COME BEFORE JUNE 6, 2006

Thread: CHURCH RAPTURE Rosh-Hashanah 2006, NOAH AND THE FLOOD

2007

Thread: 2007 Rapture - Shocking Evidence for the Timing of the Christian 'Rapture' found in Revelation 14

Thread: RAPTURE alert! May 17 2007

Thread: Many Christians think that the Rapture may happen this year; 2007. Either at Ascension Day (May 14, 2007) or at Feast of Trumpets (September 13, 2007

Thread: "2007" - Rapture Between June 21 And September 21

Thread: Rapture Clock : 3:17 am = March 17, 2007

Thread: 2007 rapture!!!

2008

Thread: New date for Rapture: Oct. 23, 2008

Thread: RAPTURE SEPTMEMBER 2008 ***PROOF***

Thread: Rapture May 31st 2008!

Thread: Rapture, Dec.21,2008?

Thread: Rapture, Dec.21,2008?

2009

Thread: read this_I am 99.9% sure that the Rapture will take place in EARLY 2009!

Thread: June 7, 2009 - RAPTURE?

Thread: I'm a christian and I believe the rapture will be this year(2009)

Thread: RAPTURE COULD OCCUR APRIL 11 2009...

Thread: NEW UPDATE: RAPTURE COULD OCCUR ON APRIL 11 2009...

Thread: RAPTURE in June 2009 (Possibility)

2010

Thread: The RAPTURE will occur Sept.9/10, 2010!

Thread: RAPTURE *********** 9-11-2010 Feast of Trumpets (Yom Teruah/Rosh Hashanah) September 11, 2010

Thread: Rapture/Tribulation on October 8th/9th, 2010

Thread: ^+, !HEBREW YEAR 5770 RAPTURE CODE SACRED CALENDAR 3/17/2010 thru 4/18/2011! ,+^

Thread: FINAL WARNING - SUDDEN DESTRUCTION / RAPTURE Oct. 19, 2010

Thread: WARNING: Rapture of the Two Witnesses to occur on December 22th, 2010, prioe to e big nuclear event.

Thread: *** RAPTURE ON BLOOD RED MOON 2010 ***

Thread: March 2010- Start of the Tribulation, Biblical Rapture revealing of the Antichrist?

Thread: No so-called "rapture in 2010 but next year (2011) at this time shall be very interesting!

Thread: July 30th 2010 The rapture window opens

Thread: Something to keep a major eye on: Wheat Harvest Rapture by Tu BAv 2010?

Thread: WARNING>>MAY 10, 2010>>DOOM, RAPTURE,DISCLOSURE<<<MAY 10, 2010<<WARNING

Thread: 2010 rapture

Thread: 5 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

Thread: 6 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

Thread: 7 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

Thread: 8 Months to the 'RAPTURE' -- 28th of March 2010 by night.

2011

SUCH a year for UTTER TARDNESS that I will just post the SEARCH link for it...TOO many to list individually..MOST of them about the May 21st BULLSHIT.

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2012

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Thread: Why we are the *Last Generation* and the Rapture will happen Rosh Hashana 2012

Thread: Could the Rapture happen in 2012.mp4

Thread: Rapture of the Church - October 7, 2012, last day of the Feast of Tabernacles

Thread: DOW Drop 777.68....4 Years Later....HERE WE ARE!!! Rosh Hashanah 2012 RAPTURE.

Thread: SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF 2012 ASCENSION / RAPTURE EVENT CAUSED BY SOLAR FLARE

Thread: The *RAPTURE is coming the SUN will be going dark....Prepare to meet the LORD!

Thread: CHRISTIANS A URGENT WORD FROM GOD Little Hugo Vision of the RAPTURE!

Thread: WHY TU B'AV (AUGUST 3, 2012) MAY BE THE RAPTURE OF THE CHURCH!!!

Thread: REPENT!! GOD'S LAST WARNING! THE RAPTURE IS IMMENENT! HELP SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE!! NEW WORLD ORDER & ANTICHRIST ABOUT TO UNFOLD?

Thread: GOD'S FINAL WARNING!! RAPTURE AND NEW WORLD ORDER ABOUT TO KICK IN!!! ANTICHRIST TO REIGN IN THIS DECEMBER 2012

Thread: Will the Rapture be between September 17-26, 2012?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17089574


thx 4 your input, however

those dates have come and went.

So how do we/OP/You/anyone find out that this time it will happen, so as to remove further false alerts?

When is it gonna finally happen and

how many more threads will it take to bring the grand event into fruition?

Put another way, what will it take to bring closure and remove all the suspense?

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Re: The Rapture is imminent!
Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


Honest question: were you just born-again yesterday?
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Re: The Rapture is imminent!
Glory, glory, glory! To be with the LORD for ever and ever. My heart does hurt for the lost that have decided to side with Satan and with him forever and ever.
 Quoting: sandpiper


Obviously, Lard Jebus does not want you to worry your purty li'l head with any of that, per Philippians 4:8. Just look upward! Focus yer eyes on the great celestial cuntry club up yonder!


hf
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Read your bible and recognize it happens at 7 th trump!
Are we there yet?
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You are right, OP! Time is nearly up! And for all of those who think they will finally get to sit around sipping drinks on the beach somewhere without us believers in Jesus Christ to annoy them...they need to realize that our sudden evacuation means this world is about to be destroyed! They still have the chance to turn to Jesus Christ and be evacuated as well if they would just humble themselves, repent and pray for His Salvation!

Either way, I pray daily to be accounted worthy to escape! Hope to see you there!
angel4
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this world is about to be destroyed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37720192


What a blessing!

hf
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You are right, OP! Time is nearly up! And for all of those who think they will finally get to sit around sipping drinks on the beach somewhere without us believers in Jesus Christ to annoy them...they need to realize that our sudden evacuation means this world is about to be destroyed! They still have the chance to turn to Jesus Christ and be evacuated as well if they would just humble themselves, repent and pray for His Salvation!

Either way, I pray daily to be accounted worthy to escape! Hope to see you there!
angel4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37720192


where's your proof?

else

you are a fraudster!
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Glory, glory, glory! To be with the LORD for ever and ever. My heart does hurt for the lost that have decided to side with Satan and with him forever and ever.
 Quoting: sandpiper


Obviously, Lard Jebus does not want you to worry your purty li'l head with any of that, per Philippians 4:8. Just look upward! Focus yer eyes on the great celestial cuntry club up yonder!


hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


everything is BS until proven otherwise
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Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


Best hope your the elect then......
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Read your bible and recognize it happens at 7 th trump!
Are we there yet?
 Quoting: Rachel 8752113

Rapture is about two months after the break of the 7th seal. The 7th seal will break end of April. Rapture June/July. However, relax. You have a good chance to stay here. Only at a maximum 20 million people will leave the earth in a magical way (0,3 %).