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The Rapture is imminent!

 
Anonymous Coward
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The Rapture is imminent!
We're going home!
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5a

Just a pity its going to be a fat fuckoff bomb and not jesus...
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04/09/2013 03:45 PM
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No, it's not.
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define rapture??? i think u mean christian 1.howver that could b defined differently. such as changing dimensions,aliens rescuing us from our idiotic gov greed,etc.
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pre-tribulation rapture won't happen. you get to suffer with the rest of us.
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I hope all of you go then I can sit on a nice beach in peace
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04/09/2013 03:56 PM
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I hope this is it because I am so full of anxiety waiting for him
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We're going home!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


wonderful, at last it's gonna happen,

and

we won't hear about it anymore?

When is the grand event going to occur, and how did you find out?
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04/09/2013 03:58 PM
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Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
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We're going home!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


wonderful, at last it's gonna happen,

and

we won't hear about it anymore?

When is the grand event going to occur, and how did you find out?
 Quoting: rupture 37498198


one more question:

How many more threads will it take for your "rapture" to occur?
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angel3hf
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Hahhahahahahahahahahahaha this fucking moron worships a jewish zombie! Hahahahhahahahaha
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Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


Hahahahahaha so you think that because you were born in a certain area and had access to a certain book you are elct? Haha jesus christ you people are complete narcissist's!
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rapeture
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Good. Can't wait.

Thing is the rapture is going to take all of the cowards and leave us willing to battle behind.

Good. No more self righteous, holier than thou "christians" who are the furthest from being christ-like here. Who live their life judging others based on a book of lies that warp the true message.

Buh Bye. Too bad you misunderstood what the rapture is. It is those of us who stay behind that will be the ones standing in the end and who shall truly inherit the earth.
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Waiting for Aliens
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Glory, glory, glory! To be with the LORD for ever and ever. My heart does hurt for the lost that have decided to side with Satan and with him forever and ever.
If you break my wings, I will just find a cloud and learn to fly again. The Lord will catch you when you fall or teach you to fly! May the footprints I leave lead you to BELIEVE.
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Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


Honest question: were you just born-again yesterday?
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Glory, glory, glory! To be with the LORD for ever and ever. My heart does hurt for the lost that have decided to side with Satan and with him forever and ever.
 Quoting: sandpiper


Obviously, Lard Jebus does not want you to worry your purty li'l head with any of that, per Philippians 4:8. Just look upward! Focus yer eyes on the great celestial cuntry club up yonder!


hf
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04/09/2013 06:54 PM
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Read your bible and recognize it happens at 7 th trump!
Are we there yet?
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You are right, OP! Time is nearly up! And for all of those who think they will finally get to sit around sipping drinks on the beach somewhere without us believers in Jesus Christ to annoy them...they need to realize that our sudden evacuation means this world is about to be destroyed! They still have the chance to turn to Jesus Christ and be evacuated as well if they would just humble themselves, repent and pray for His Salvation!

Either way, I pray daily to be accounted worthy to escape! Hope to see you there!
angel4
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this world is about to be destroyed!
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What a blessing!

hf
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You are right, OP! Time is nearly up! And for all of those who think they will finally get to sit around sipping drinks on the beach somewhere without us believers in Jesus Christ to annoy them...they need to realize that our sudden evacuation means this world is about to be destroyed! They still have the chance to turn to Jesus Christ and be evacuated as well if they would just humble themselves, repent and pray for His Salvation!

Either way, I pray daily to be accounted worthy to escape! Hope to see you there!
angel4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37720192


where's your proof?

else

you are a fraudster!
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Glory, glory, glory! To be with the LORD for ever and ever. My heart does hurt for the lost that have decided to side with Satan and with him forever and ever.
 Quoting: sandpiper


Obviously, Lard Jebus does not want you to worry your purty li'l head with any of that, per Philippians 4:8. Just look upward! Focus yer eyes on the great celestial cuntry club up yonder!


hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8788578


everything is BS until proven otherwise
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Re: The Rapture is imminent!
Just with all he war rumours earthquakes animal die offs I think time is almost up God is going to spare the elect from the coming war
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4195442


Best hope your the elect then......
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Read your bible and recognize it happens at 7 th trump!
Are we there yet?
 Quoting: Rachel 8752113

Rapture is about two months after the break of the 7th seal. The 7th seal will break end of April. Rapture June/July. However, relax. You have a good chance to stay here. Only at a maximum 20 million people will leave the earth in a magical way (0,3 %).
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hesright
time is short,seek your maker.
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.
81 years ago they said it was imminent:


“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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05/13/2022 08:59 PM
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Re: The Rapture is imminent!
Two more weeks
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05/13/2022 09:02 PM
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So, 9 more years?
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Nah, 2 more weeks..





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