This would be genocide. Pure and simple fact is that Chito-Ken is on the move and he is heading for the McDonalds and KFCs to gather up his flock of ninjas. Together they will rule supreme with chocolate ice cream as their state delicacy.

Banjo playing samurais will serenade the parade when victory is had. All the while, without a word of warning, the news breaks - "Pyongyang is for sale!"