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DNA Testers Needed OMG!!! They Are Getting Our DNA By Offering Home Based Jobs For People to Get Samples

 
CrimsonBleu

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04/13/2013 11:54 AM

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DNA Testers Needed OMG!!! They Are Getting Our DNA By Offering Home Based Jobs For People to Get Samples
Well, crap my britches, I just found this on the workplacelikehome.com website where there are great listing of jobs for home-based workers. I nearly fell outta my chair!!!
Here, straight from the site:

This is from the site: [link to www.dnatesting.com]
Become a Collector

Learn more about becoming a collector for IDENTIGENE below or use the form at the right to register. Registration is free and we provide all the training and collection materials you need.
About DNA Sample Collection

IDENTIGENE holds accreditations from the AABB, L-A-B, and NYSDOH for legal paternity testing. Court-admissible paternity tests require the cheek swab process to be witnessed by an independent third party: the Collector.
The Collector checks the photo ID (or a recent photograph) of each person being tested. Each person completes a Sample Envelope and a Chain-of-Custody form, which the Collector signs and dates. This chain-of-custody process provides proof of identity as well as proof of paternity or other relationships. The Collector may be any disinterested third party and no medical training is required.
The DNA Sample Collection Process

In just 20 minutes, this service can generate $60 to $90 or more per appointment. Here’s how it works:

1. The Participant Buys a DNA Collection Kit

Participant purchases a DNA Paternity Test Collection Kit at their local pharmacy or online and calls IDENTIGENE to arrange for a witnessed collection.


2. IDENTIGENE Schedules the Collection Appointment

IDENTIGENE contacts you to schedule the collection appointment. Appointments generally take place Monday through Friday between 8 AM and 5 PM, local time.


3. Collect DNA Samples Quickly and Easily

At the appointment, photocopy IDs or take a photograph of each person being tested. Fill out the simple paperwork and watch each person collect their sample. Mail samples and paperwork to IDENTIGENE in the postage-paid mailer provided.

Become an IDENTIGENE Collector

The entire process normally takes less than twenty minutes and IDENTIGENE typically pays $30 per person being collected. There is no cost you to provide this service.
IDENTIGENE provides instructions, training, and kit materials free of charge along with dedicated support for collectors via website, email, live chat, or toll-free telephone.
It's FREE to register as a DNA specimen collector for IDENTIGENE. Use the registration form at the right, call 1-888-404-GENE, or email [email protected]
CrimsonBleu  (OP)

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04/13/2013 11:58 AM

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Re: DNA Testers Needed OMG!!! They Are Getting Our DNA By Offering Home Based Jobs For People to Get Samples
AAgggh!
CrimsonBleu  (OP)

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04/13/2013 12:01 PM

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Re: DNA Testers Needed OMG!!! They Are Getting Our DNA By Offering Home Based Jobs For People to Get Samples
I have been hearing commercials for DNA tests that determine your ancestral heritage too...just send in your sample.... and they can tell you all about you family background.
No thank you
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04/13/2013 12:03 PM
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Re: DNA Testers Needed OMG!!! They Are Getting Our DNA By Offering Home Based Jobs For People to Get Samples
how much u wanna bet
that anytime you had to be fingerprinted/thumb printed
the muthafkkkrs took our DNA ?

years ago it was with that ink pad etc

now it's done over a glass type "plate" that they prep with some sort of spray...


and YES many are/were printed for prOfessional licenses
gun permits
etc

and OF COURSE ! they never make mistakes./s
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04/13/2013 12:07 PM
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I have been hearing commercials for DNA tests that determine your ancestral heritage too...just send in your sample.... and they can tell you all about you family background.
No thank you
 Quoting: CrimsonBleu


"23andMe" is one of them. When I saw they were based in Mountain View, CA, I made an assumption, LOL. Turns out, yes- Google is involved. How do you feel about that?

wtf
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04/13/2013 12:10 PM

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I have been hearing commercials for DNA tests that determine your ancestral heritage too...just send in your sample.... and they can tell you all about you family background.
No thank you
 Quoting: CrimsonBleu


"23andMe" is one of them. When I saw they were based in Mountain View, CA, I made an assumption, LOL. Turns out, yes- Google is involved. How do you feel about that?

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35778341


Crappy. That's how.
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04/13/2013 12:21 PM

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04/13/2013 12:33 PM
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Think about it. Collecting a lot of samples gives TPTB a good data base.

A data base that shows possible organ donors for TPTB. The more samples put in...the more chances there are to get a good match for a heart or lungs that an aging rich man needs.

All it will take is a quick search for the rich man's specific criteria and duh duh...a name pops up in Flagstaff that soon appears in the local obituaries.

So if your DNA is "out there" you can be sure it is already in the lottery of the rich and famous.

They win...you lose...a kidney, a dose of bone marrow, or a heart.

There are many forms of doom....damned
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04/13/2013 12:38 PM
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Think about it. Collecting a lot of samples gives TPTB a good data base.

A data base that shows possible organ donors for TPTB. The more samples put in...the more chances there are to get a good match for a heart or lungs that an aging rich man needs.

All it will take is a quick search for the rich man's specific criteria and duh duh...a name pops up in Flagstaff that soon appears in the local obituaries.

So if your DNA is "out there" you can be sure it is already in the lottery of the rich and famous.

They win...you lose...a kidney, a dose of bone marrow, or a heart.

There are many forms of doom....damned
 Quoting: waitn4end


My thoughts exactly.
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Think about it. Collecting a lot of samples gives TPTB a good data base.

A data base that shows possible organ donors for TPTB. The more samples put in...the more chances there are to get a good match for a heart or lungs that an aging rich man needs.

All it will take is a quick search for the rich man's specific criteria and duh duh...a name pops up in Flagstaff that soon appears in the local obituaries.

So if your DNA is "out there" you can be sure it is already in the lottery of the rich and famous.

They win...you lose...a kidney, a dose of bone marrow, or a heart.

There are many forms of doom....damned
 Quoting: waitn4end


My thoughts exactly.
 Quoting: CrimsonBleu


Another thought: somebody told me that by having your dna analyzed by 23 that you practically give the rights of your dna to them, like you give the rights of your pics to fb if you upload any. So if they and not you have the rights on your dna, what happens if you, in the future, accidently need an organ, which could be made of your own stemcells, but you first have to buy the allowance of 23 to use your own dna/stemcells. ???

Do all dna testing companies have this condition in their contracts?
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10/18/2013 07:10 PM
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Think about it. Collecting a lot of samples gives TPTB a good data base.

A data base that shows possible organ donors for TPTB. The more samples put in...the more chances there are to get a good match for a heart or lungs that an aging rich man needs.

All it will take is a quick search for the rich man's specific criteria and duh duh...a name pops up in Flagstaff that soon appears in the local obituaries.

So if your DNA is "out there" you can be sure it is already in the lottery of the rich and famous.

They win...you lose...a kidney, a dose of bone marrow, or a heart.

There are many forms of doom....damned
 Quoting: waitn4end


dick

I need another new heart!





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