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Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!

 
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04/14/2013 04:50 AM
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Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!
so i have been reading on the internet that sitting to poo is bad for you and you guts get sick and you get constipated and incontinence and what not.

so should we be putting our feet on the toilet seat?
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04/14/2013 04:52 AM
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.... or just stop pooping altogether?
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04/14/2013 04:58 AM
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Re: Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!
if only
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04/14/2013 05:07 AM
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Now I know why most Arabs wear robe type clothing , I had a stopover in Brunei once and the public toilets are just a gutter type setup on the floor. Don't get me wrong , they were a proper set up , clean porcelain and the like but impossible to use with pants , lol. Had to remove them altogether just to poop.
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04/14/2013 05:08 AM
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yes toilet seat or if you want to buy a squatting stool, they fit around the toilet. I got a flat pack one that I put together. It's called a Lillipad, google should help.
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I hate pooping!!! The way it comes out is crazy.
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04/14/2013 05:09 AM
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Good video explanation here






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04/14/2013 05:11 AM
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HEY,


here is a SQUATTY POTTY LOL


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04/14/2013 05:13 AM
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Re: Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!
surely its cheaper to just stand on the toilet seat? lol. yes, pants would be a pain.
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04/14/2013 05:33 AM
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Flimsy seats can break as one is getting on; lift the seat and stand on the bowl.
Make sure the bolts holding the toilet to the floor haven't rusted through or are otherwise loose. You can gather trousers and hold them with one hand (securing the things in your pockets first !). In many countries there will be a jug of water for you to pour, with your right hand onto the left,to wash your 'balloon knot'. You can brace your trousers with your knees to do that, takes a bit of practice.
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Re: Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!
surely its cheaper to just stand on the toilet seat? lol. yes, pants would be a pain.
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Its what most of the newcommers do when they move to this country. Im guessing it will be the general standard before too long.
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04/14/2013 06:11 AM
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jeez this is just mooslime bullshit. they squat, therefore they wanna promote the practice. If you're reasonably young and reasonably healthy you shouldn't have any problems however you do it. Older folks, well it's pretty normal for them to have problems... squatting over your toilet seat aint an option for da oldies.
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12/05/2014 01:01 AM
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Re: Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!
you can try

if you slip and crack your head on the porcelain
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12/05/2014 01:02 AM
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HEY,


here is a SQUATTY POTTY LOL


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that is not high enough

he is still shitting american style
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12/05/2014 01:08 AM
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Re: Squatting to poop, normal toilets are bad n stuff!
i don't know about you

but it does have a lot to do with diet
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12/05/2014 01:47 AM
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Flimsy seats can break as one is getting on; lift the seat and stand on the bowl.
Make sure the bolts holding the toilet to the floor haven't rusted through or are otherwise loose. You can gather trousers and hold them with one hand (securing the things in your pockets first !). In many countries there will be a jug of water for you to pour, with your right hand onto the left,to wash your 'balloon knot'. You can brace your trousers with your knees to do that, takes a bit of practice.
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I'm totally open to not "sitting"...however, I'm not a gymnast or a monkey...my feet would slip off that porcelain rim and now I'm stuck in the hopper with my crap smeared on me for the family to find me. This is gonna need practice and balancing beam lessons unfortunately...sigh.
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