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#Geomagnetic_Storm# User ID: 1497928 United States 04/14/2013 05:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate pooping!!! The way it comes out is crazy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38020571 United Kingdom 04/14/2013 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Flimsy seats can break as one is getting on; lift the seat and stand on the bowl. Make sure the bolts holding the toilet to the floor haven't rusted through or are otherwise loose. You can gather trousers and hold them with one hand (securing the things in your pockets first !). In many countries there will be a jug of water for you to pour, with your right hand onto the left,to wash your 'balloon knot'. You can brace your trousers with your knees to do that, takes a bit of practice. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65765533 United States 12/05/2014 01:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Flimsy seats can break as one is getting on; lift the seat and stand on the bowl. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38020571 Make sure the bolts holding the toilet to the floor haven't rusted through or are otherwise loose. You can gather trousers and hold them with one hand (securing the things in your pockets first !). In many countries there will be a jug of water for you to pour, with your right hand onto the left,to wash your 'balloon knot'. You can brace your trousers with your knees to do that, takes a bit of practice. I'm totally open to not "sitting"...however, I'm not a gymnast or a monkey...my feet would slip off that porcelain rim and now I'm stuck in the hopper with my crap smeared on me for the family to find me. This is gonna need practice and balancing beam lessons unfortunately...sigh. |
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