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URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?

 
Michigan Man
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04/18/2013 01:25 AM
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URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
She is in some sexxy black underwear and a tank top. Her back is too me and I keep rubbing my leg up between her silken soft legs and I just get kicked away every time.

Its driving me nuts.

I don't have any plays left unless... GLP helps me!

What's the plan!?!


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04/18/2013 01:51 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
do what those bananas are doing
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04/18/2013 02:02 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
do what those bananas are doing
 Quoting: High.Horse


Just use your hands and start ----gently----- rubbing her legs with your fingertips. Then your whole hand. Give her a sleep massage. Usually works like a charm. She'll kinda be half awake but ready to go.

Or just tell you to leave her alone. In that case, refer to my first 4 words!
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04/18/2013 02:08 AM
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Jack off.

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04/18/2013 02:10 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Pay the back nine while she's taking a nap, OP. They love that.
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04/18/2013 02:13 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Pay the back nine while she's taking a nap, OP. They love that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36878759


A three under par 69 would be a good score.
Long Haired Viking
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04/18/2013 02:14 AM
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Hump your pillow
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04/18/2013 02:15 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Don't you feel bad having sex and not married
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04/18/2013 02:16 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
resist

Talk to the hand
I know enough to know that I know nothing
Anonymous Coward
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04/18/2013 02:38 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Don't you feel bad having sex and not married
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38363005


What a strange thing to say.
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04/18/2013 02:40 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Don't you feel bad having sex and not married
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38363005


What a strange thing to say.
tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32611169


iamwith
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04/18/2013 02:43 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Pay the back nine while she's taking a nap, OP. They love that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36878759


A three under par 69 would be a good score.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38326783


Hows that work...LOL
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We won't make it off world with our political, ideological and religious differences.

It's been a fuel for our advancement tho..

It must be done!

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04/18/2013 02:45 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Play with her bum hole..
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OP hasnt replied.... GREAT SUCCESS???
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04/18/2013 02:49 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Play with her bum hole..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9128390


THIS!
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04/18/2013 02:55 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
resist fist yo ass
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04/18/2013 03:45 AM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
So do I.

Maybe we can work out a deal.
Michigan Man  (OP)

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04/18/2013 12:16 PM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
Don't you feel bad having sex and not married
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38363005


Negative GhostRider.
Michigan Man  (OP)

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04/18/2013 05:40 PM
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Re: URGENT: I want Panic Sex. Girlfriend tired/sleeping. What next?
I failed last night. But today is a nTi day.

I started out by getting home before her, cleaned up the house abit.

I Have a couple of steaks marinating in the fridge and 2 bottles of wine.

She will succumb to my devious plans.

To get her naked!





GLP