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GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...

 
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GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
It's a few years old, but possibly the greatest news headline ever written..

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.


[link to m.heraldsun.com.au]
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What did I just read?

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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
So many puns can be made here about size, porn, wealth, and badgers... I'm not even gonna try.
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
LoL I just googled this pornstar midget
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
You always have the best thread titles

laugh


As for the dwarf...well

:www64:
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04/22/2013 02:58 AM
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
The article just gets better and better as you read!!
Diamond encrusted Soda Stream WTF...
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
God knows what he was doing to those badgers, but can imagine him doing it with Michael Jackson on his iPod.. "it don't matter if ya black and white"
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04/22/2013 03:12 AM
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
label that title with ( NSFW ) please
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04/22/2013 03:13 AM
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
I remember this....
It was proven to be fake, though.
[link to gawker.com]
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04/22/2013 03:19 AM
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
I remember this....
It was proven to be fake, though.
[link to gawker.com]
 Quoting: Dace


It dont matter Dace!!!! Its still the greatest headline ever written....
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label that title with ( NSFW ) please
 Quoting: aqmah


Being in the UAE, I'm would imagine most news articles would need NSFW added..
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
What's the difference between a Dwarf and a midget?

Very little...
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"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.


[link to m.heraldsun.com.au]
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


lovecomm I had to google Soda Stream. lol
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
What did I just read?

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I don't know either... chuckle

hf
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
Good fapping material.
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
God knows what he was doing to those badgers, but can imagine him doing it with Michael Jackson on his iPod.. "it don't matter if ya black and white"
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


If he was indeed attempting to have relations with badgers it would explain why he was dead. Badgers are fucking vicious!

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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.


[link to m.heraldsun.com.au]
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


lovecomm I had to google Soda Stream. lol
 Quoting: Judethz


Wonder who it left it to in his will? Lol
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Re: GORDON RAMSEY'S Dwarf Porn Double, Found Dead Deep In Badgers Den...
This was not an April fool...





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