It took me 48 years to learn this simple trick.

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Can you wipe your own ass?

decent haha

Man ....that is something that I would not admit to. If you have trouble with front & back, how do you expect to keep track of left and right?

Good grief.

Please put the keyboard down and return to the rest home.

I used to have the same problem......when I was 4.

haha! wtf ever!

You know what annoys me? In TV and movies, people put a t-shirt on by feeding their arms through the sleeves and then pulling the shirt over their head. Yet, I still put my shirts on like a kid, where I put the shirt over my head and then work my arms and head through the openings.

Are those other people cooler and more grown up than I? It is like a vast media conspiracy to make me feel inferior.

Dis wisdom must be pinned

Neat!

Now that you've finished basic, go for pro.
Once you finish this level, consider yourself living master of the t-shirt:

[link to www.youtube.com]

It took 48 years for you to learn to dress yourself? You're fuck'n retarded.

If you've just taken a bath, and want to dry out quickly, here's a quick dry trick:

Hold the t-shirt upside down by pinching the bottom ends of the t-shirt, and let it hang down in front of your naked body.
Then flap it up and down quickly. Enjoy the breeze, and you will be dry in no time. Works for both men and women.

I like to run through the house naked and dry off that way, but it scares the kids so I had to stop...

I cand lern two tey my shewz , so i bawted da velcrows kind.

Den I pewpt in dem

outcome based education

Sorry I'm not fully understanding this... could you make and upload an instructional video?

nope..i check where the tag is, put it on, and it is where I put it. On the back.

In all of my almost 43 years..

Cool story bro.