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Dumb polish american, ask me a question.

 
notta
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Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
And yes i plan on being funny, so i hope nobody gets offended.
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05/01/2013 08:57 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
I have Polish parents but I was born in Australia.

Where you born in Poland or America?

Have you gone back?
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I have Polish parents but I was born in Australia.

Where you born in Poland or America?

Have you gone back?
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I was born here in America, Both of my Grandfathers are full polish and came to america way back when they were young and started there families here, i have never been to Poland but i will Someday!
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05/01/2013 09:00 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
My uncle is a Pollack.
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
My uncle is a Pollack.
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cheers to your uncle! dasbier
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
I have Polish parents but I was born in Australia.

Where you born in Poland or America?

Have you gone back?
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I was born here in America, Both of my Grandfathers are full polish and came to america way back when they were young and started there families here, i have never been to Poland but i will Someday!
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
I have Polish parents but I was born in Australia.

Where you born in Poland or America?

Have you gone back?
 Quoting: Anonymous 8193588


I was born here in America, Both of my Grandfathers are full polish and came to america way back when they were young and started there families here, i have never been to Poland but i will Someday!
 Quoting: notta




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Thanks for the video! hf
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05/01/2013 09:21 AM
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How much is a hot dog?
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Why do you guys rake the leaves directly from e trees?
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05/01/2013 09:23 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
No problem peace

My uncle is a Pollack.
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Sydney ?
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Why do you guys rake the leaves directly from e trees?
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we put ourselfs to work!
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How much is a hot dog?
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depends on the size of the dog
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05/01/2013 09:31 AM
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Why do your submarines have screen doors and also, how can I ice cube?
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Riders on the storm
Into this house we're born
Into this world we're thrown
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Why do your submarines have screen doors and also, how can I ice cube?
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hahahahaha! ummm, well we believe if we hold our breath longer and longer at times we will eventually be able to stay under for long periods of time.
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05/01/2013 09:34 AM
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Kielbasas, or Pierogies ?
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Kielbasas, or Pierogies ?
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only the best food EVER!
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05/01/2013 09:41 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
Short Poland Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.

Q: How does every Polish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad?
A: They are standing in a circle.


[link to www.jokes4us.com]
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Why do your submarines have screen doors and also, how can I ice cube?
 Quoting: pinkshirtguy


I like your shirt dear fuckwit ,you must play golf a lot ain't you?
Learn and polish your etiquette pink Moran.



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05/01/2013 09:42 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
Polish women tend to be pretty. Are you hot?
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
Short Poland Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.

Q: How does every Polish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad?
A: They are standing in a circle.


[link to www.jokes4us.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39070926

rockon thanks im sure i will re-use some of these!
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Short Poland Jokes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39070926


gdub
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
Polish women tend to be pretty. Are you hot?
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I am a 8 is what ive always been rated lol,, brown hair blue eyes athletic build.. yes this chick is kinda cute
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05/01/2013 09:47 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
Good for you!hf
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
Good for you!hf
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Thanks :)
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05/01/2013 09:48 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
people are not polish -their poles.
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dummy.
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
people are not polish -their poles.
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I'd rather be considered as Polish woman then a Pole woman.
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05/01/2013 09:51 AM
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Re: Dumb polish american, ask me a question.
I lived in Poland for 6 years before returning to Canada. Polish women are awesome, so I married one. Also the beer there is second to none.

Kurwa, why did I leave?
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05/01/2013 09:52 AM
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So did the pole shift happen yet?
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