Short Poland Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.

Q: How does every Polish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.

Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad?
A: They are standing in a circle.


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