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I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?

 
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I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
I got this shit tested, and dihydrogen monoxide is coming out in abundance!!


What should I do?




.....I wonder how long before the first egobraintard comes and spoils things?




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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
See if you can manage to dry out a sample for testing.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Drink it.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
I hear they use that stuff as an industrial cleaning solvent.

Be careful.
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
See if you can manage to dry out a sample for testing.
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Good idea, do you think the test results will be different after drying out?
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
See if you can manage to dry out a sample for testing.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
you should put it outside and bring it far alway as possible before the cops finds out about it and put you in jail.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Drink it.
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^^This^^ tard. I don't mean you, AC.

Last Edited by LaniJane on 05/18/2013 04:05 PM
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Drink it.
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I have been for years! I'm worried now,
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
I hear they use that stuff as an industrial cleaning solvent.

Be careful.
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Shit! really??
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
What happens if you put some in a pressure cooker and turn up the heat?
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
See if you can manage to dry out a sample for testing.
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Good idea, do you think the test results will be different after drying out?
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Try smoking some of it.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
wow youre so clever
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
If you want to test yours let me know and I'll link you to a test kit.

Should I go see the Dr?
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
See if you can manage to dry out a sample for testing.
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Good idea, do you think the test results will be different after drying out?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39676148


Try smoking some of it.
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Don't be stupid.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
wow youre so clever
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*you're*
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05/18/2013 04:11 PM
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
I contacted the water supplier and they said they don't give a shit!

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05/18/2013 04:20 PM
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
I wouldn't worry about dihydrogen monoxide too much...it's the hydrogen hydroxide that you should look out for.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Two thirds of the earth is covered in it.
If you're worried about it, go on strike
and don't consume any, shoot for a week.
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05/18/2013 04:24 PM
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Seriously OP, this is the best you could bring to a conspiracy forum. You sir, are a moron!!
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Seriously OP, this is the best you could bring to a conspiracy forum. You sir, are a moron!!
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Conspiracy forum

cruise
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
this thread is so early 2000s
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
assimilate
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
You're retarded.
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Make sure you add some fluoride. That makes dihydrogen monoxide safer to ingest.
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05/18/2013 07:22 PM
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
I got this shit tested, and dihydrogen monoxide is coming out in abundance!!


What should I do?




.....I wonder how long before the first egobraintard comes and spoils things?




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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39676148


Drink it.
PJ
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05/18/2013 07:32 PM
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Re: I have the chemical dihydrogen monoxide coming out of my taps (faucet)!!!! What should I do?
Drink a glass, although I would fill a bottle and let it sit for a couple of days,
that will allow the chlorine to evaporate.
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