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Keanu Reeves is now officially a fat ass

 
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Keanu Reeves is now officially a fat ass
The new, much fatter Keanu @ Cannes 2013:

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KEANU Reeves is almost unrecognisable as he boards a yacht looking bloated and aged.

//www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4934930/keanu-reeves-​shock-weight-gain.html#ixzz2TpfgEdCB
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siren2 THIS IS THE SIGN I WAS TOLD TO WATCH FOR!!!siren2
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who cares! if his happy let him be m8
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05/20/2013 07:51 AM
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He's forty something and polynesian, that's gonna stack on the weight, actully his body looks good, it's just the chin/neck area that looks bad.
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05/20/2013 07:53 AM
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Did he eat the matrix?
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Too many nights of drugs, booze and dressing in his neo robe for his male prostitute clients.
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bad actor in bad movies... who cares
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Either movie role or he's depressed people figured out he's a time-traveler/immortal
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05/20/2013 08:01 AM
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Look like another illegal mexican in murika.
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05/20/2013 08:06 AM
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WTF lol
They should make a new matrix film with this new look, it'd be hilarious
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the Matrix is accumulating in his adipose cells.
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05/20/2013 08:12 AM
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Very weird dude with a very whacked out childhood
and a very whacked out name.
Very confused and very sad person.
Pray for him. Very much.
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05/20/2013 08:14 AM
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siren2 THIS IS THE SIGN I WAS TOLD TO WATCH FOR!!!siren2
 Quoting: Hawk-02



He was born in Beirut, Lebanon.
Need I say more?
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05/20/2013 08:14 AM
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very funny!!
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Leave Neo alone. He is the chosen one.

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siren2 THIS IS THE SIGN I WAS TOLD TO WATCH FOR!!!siren2
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care to share?
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05/20/2013 08:21 AM
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eYep, he's the new Prince of Lardassia.

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05/20/2013 08:21 AM
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The oracle warned of this
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05/20/2013 08:26 AM
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Just as a hunchback on another film in Van Diesel Ii - The Hunchback of Notre-Dame.
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05/20/2013 08:27 AM

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:reeves:
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05/20/2013 08:27 AM
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How do u know he is not putting on weight for a movie role?

They do that all the time.
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05/20/2013 08:28 AM
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But how do you know he isn't intentionally gaining weight for an upcoming movie role?

I remember seeing the headlines on the scandal sheets at the checkout counters in the late '90s. They were all ragging on Sylvester Stallone, saying what a fat ass he had become and ridiculing him.

Seems he was intentionally gaining weight for his role in Cop Land. Once filming was over, we went back to his normal weight.

Of course, none of the scandal sheets ever apologized for that. Like the lyrics in Dirty Laundry say:

We can do "The Innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done we haven't told you a thing
We all know that Crap is King
Give us dirty laundry!

Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em all around
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point break keanu was best keanu.

He looks rode hard and put up wet.
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05/20/2013 08:32 AM
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The Keanu looks great no matter what he looks like! heh
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Keanu is a really nice guy who has given more to charity than anyone who visits this site. He can be as fat as he wants.
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05/20/2013 08:42 AM
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He's probably packing on weight for the new Bill and Ted movie. I remember reading some of the plot that leaked out where in one timeline in the movie they are middle aged pathetic losers, which probably also means they are overweight.
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05/20/2013 08:44 AM
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he's not even that fat, he looks fine to me, just getting old and no need to keep fit when you make money and live a good life. far out you Americans have some issues or what?
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I must remember him as he was. Otherwise, my fantasy is destroyed --- :-(



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The Keanu looks great no matter what he looks like! heh
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Well, up 'til now, he's always looked the same,
since he seems to have only one perpetual facial expression.
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Red pill side effect.....
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As another poster posted, he is getting ready for Bill and Ted. He's always looked more like his dad when not properly posed, he's a big bulky guy IRL.


His Dad:
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