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HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND ?

 
Going crazy from pain
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HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND ?
"Itís somewhere between 11:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M., and I wake terrified, hopeful that Iím dreaming, and knowing that Iím not. I quickly move the bed while my lovely wife of fifteen years, the only one who truly tries to understand, watches helpless; as there is nothing that she can do, she hurts too. I am careful not to wake the children as I make my way down the stairs. If they were to witness my nightly ritual, they would never see me the same way again. Their father, fearless protector, diligent provider, crawling about in tears, beating his head on the hard wood floor and then laughing uncontrollably.

The pain is so intense I want to scream, but I never do. I fall down three flights of stairs where I can't be heard, and drop to my knees. I place my hands on the back of my neck, and lock my fingers together. I bind my head between my arms and squeeze as hard as I can in an attempt to crush my scull. I begin to roll around, banging my head on the floor,laughing,screaming, silently groaning. I stand up and begin to dance, pressing my right with full force of my pain. I often wonder how it is that my eye isn't damaged. I search for the telephone that has always been my weapon of choice for creating a diversion, and I beat out a tune on my left temple with the hand piece. I create a rhythm as I strike my scull, cursing the demond below. I reach a point of distraction from the cluster, and then I start the whole process over; roll and squeeze,dance and scream, crawl and bang, find the telephone. Then fall down three flights of stairs.

My damn doctor says that the 2 beers that I have every night after work is causing this......bullsheet !!!!
The other doctor in town is a wino that occasionally vomits on his patients.
any suggestions, PLEASE !?!?!?!
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If I blaimed aliens for my misery, some joker would be begging me for the help me !!
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Re: HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND ?
Demond who?
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Demond sounds black. I'd be scared.
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Re: HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND ?
migraines?
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05/23/2013 10:00 PM
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Yeah sounds demonic, don't they have those 'deliverance' ministries over there? You don't have to be a christian to ask them to deliver you. Also I would pray before going to sleep.

On the scientific side, I'd get a brain scan, could be a tumour.
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05/23/2013 10:03 PM
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Schizophrenia? Seriously, I'm honestly asking.
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05/23/2013 10:08 PM
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migraines or cluster headaches. i get both. you have damn near the same ritual as i do. go to your local vitamin store and buy, butterbur extract and feverfew. the feverfew will lighten the pain if you catch it in time and the butterbur extract will stop it while you are having the headaches. buy a shitload of it. if you are like me, i have them year round. if thats not enough. get your doc to get you a script for maxalt. it works pretty good to.
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No but a terminal lack of spelling skills will definitely get you.
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05/23/2013 10:11 PM
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Schizophrenia? Seriously, I'm honestly asking.
 Quoting: PartOfTheCrowd


Sounds more like cluster headaches, and that OP knows this.

Trip on some shrooms OP.

Let us know if you go about a month with no pain like most other sufferers that try it.
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05/23/2013 10:18 PM
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It's definitely demonds.
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05/23/2013 10:20 PM
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Quit beer. Quit all alcohol and caffeine. Clean up your diet. No msg, no aspartame. Round up and eliminate the usual suspects.

If you "cant" youve identified an addiction. Read up and get over the addiction.

If cleaning up doesnt work, go out of town for adequate health care.

You may have a psychological issue as well. Lots of us do. It's not crazy or insane to have a psychosomatic component to a physical problem. If you want it to stop, you will explore all avenues.
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It's definitely demonds.
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I like almonds.
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05/23/2013 10:22 PM
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Don't blame demons and imaginary shit, blame yourself, blame your mental health.
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05/23/2013 10:24 PM
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It's definitely demonds.
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I like almonds.
 Quoting: PartOfTheCrowd


I like Diamond almonds.
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It's definitely demonds.
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I like almonds.
 Quoting: PartOfTheCrowd


I like Diamond almonds.
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That's exactly what demonds are!! OP, I'm not making fun of you. Just playing with the other members.

I hope you really figure out what is going on with you. It sounds very concerning.
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05/23/2013 10:32 PM
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Re: HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND ?
Yeah sounds demonic, don't they have those 'deliverance' ministries over there? You don't have to be a christian to ask them to deliver you. Also I would pray before going to sleep.

On the scientific side, I'd get a brain scan, could be a tumour.
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it's not a tumor.
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05/23/2013 10:33 PM
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How do you know?
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05/23/2013 10:34 PM
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is op for real????
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05/23/2013 10:40 PM
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It's definitely demonds.
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I like almonds.
 Quoting: PartOfTheCrowd


I like Diamond almonds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4506886


I like green beans almondemond.
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05/23/2013 10:44 PM
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migraines?
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I hope so, but how do you get doctor give you treatmeants
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"Itís somewhere between 11:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M., and I wake terrified, hopeful that Iím dreaming, and knowing that Iím not. I quickly move the bed while my lovely wife of fifteen years, the only one who truly tries to understand, watches helpless; as there is nothing that she can do, she hurts too. I am careful not to wake the children as I make my way down the stairs. If they were to witness my nightly ritual, they would never see me the same way again. Their father, fearless protector, diligent provider, crawling about in tears, beating his head on the hard wood floor and then laughing uncontrollably.

The pain is so intense I want to scream, but I never do. I fall down three flights of stairs where I can't be heard, and drop to my knees. I place my hands on the back of my neck, and lock my fingers together. I bind my head between my arms and squeeze as hard as I can in an attempt to crush my scull. I begin to roll around, banging my head on the floor,laughing,screaming, silently groaning. I stand up and begin to dance, pressing my right with full force of my pain. I often wonder how it is that my eye isn't damaged. I search for the telephone that has always been my weapon of choice for creating a diversion, and I beat out a tune on my left temple with the hand piece. I create a rhythm as I strike my scull, cursing the demond below. I reach a point of distraction from the cluster, and then I start the whole process over; roll and squeeze,dance and scream, crawl and bang, find the telephone. Then fall down three flights of stairs.

My damn doctor says that the 2 beers that I have every night after work is causing this......bullsheet !!!!
The other doctor in town is a wino that occasionally vomits on his patients.
any suggestions, PLEASE !?!?!?!
 Quoting: Going crazy from pain 40197600


Maybe you could try skipping the beer at night just to see if your doctor could be right.

Otherwise, as a demond expert, I still feel strongly that you are possessed by demonds.

Whatever you do, don't google images for 'demonds'.
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05/23/2013 10:46 PM
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Don't blame demons and imaginary shit, blame yourself, blame your mental health.
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Maybe it was all that World of Warcraft ....wheN I was between construction jobs I would play it 16-21 hours a day.
My wofe painted characters from it on her a$$ to get me to go roll in the hay with her.
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"Itís somewhere between 11:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M., and I wake terrified, hopeful that Iím dreaming, and knowing that Iím not. I quickly move the bed while my lovely wife of fifteen years, the only one who truly tries to understand, watches helpless; as there is nothing that she can do, she hurts too. I am careful not to wake the children as I make my way down the stairs. If they were to witness my nightly ritual, they would never see me the same way again. Their father, fearless protector, diligent provider, crawling about in tears, beating his head on the hard wood floor and then laughing uncontrollably.

The pain is so intense I want to scream, but I never do. I fall down three flights of stairs where I can't be heard, and drop to my knees. I place my hands on the back of my neck, and lock my fingers together. I bind my head between my arms and squeeze as hard as I can in an attempt to crush my scull. I begin to roll around, banging my head on the floor,laughing,screaming, silently groaning. I stand up and begin to dance, pressing my right with full force of my pain. I often wonder how it is that my eye isn't damaged. I search for the telephone that has always been my weapon of choice for creating a diversion, and I beat out a tune on my left temple with the hand piece. I create a rhythm as I strike my scull, cursing the demond below. I reach a point of distraction from the cluster, and then I start the whole process over; roll and squeeze,dance and scream, crawl and bang, find the telephone. Then fall down three flights of stairs.

My damn doctor says that the 2 beers that I have every night after work is causing this......bullsheet !!!!
The other doctor in town is a wino that occasionally vomits on his patients.
any suggestions, PLEASE !?!?!?!
 Quoting: Going crazy from pain 40197600


Maybe you could try skipping the beer at night just to see if your doctor could be right.

Otherwise, as a demond expert, I still feel strongly that you are possessed by demonds.

Whatever you do, don't google images for 'demonds'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23794435


You might be right.
I have NO EXPLAINATION for why I would start dancing and laughing during something so damn painful.
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migraines?
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I hope so, but how do you get doctor give you treatmeants
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Tell them exactly what you told us here..
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I NEVER HAVE ANY BODILY INJURIES AFTER FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS SOMETIMES 2 OR 3 TIMES AN NIGHT...
OH, MY GOD
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Acute Sinus infection also pressing on the nerves of the inner ear....
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migraines?
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I hope so, but how do you get doctor give you treatmeants
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Neurogistics.com
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Demond
[link to jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com]
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This is Jeff's wife, he just fell out of the chair and knocked over the computer and had an attack!!!!
CAN YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING AND LAUGHING?

Oh, thats right , this isn't Skype !

I am getting him his teething blanket and a pillow so he don't bang his head on the new coffee table so hard.





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