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HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND ?

 
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Schizophrenia? Seriously, I'm honestly asking.
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His Uncle Potter went nuts and ran around town dressed in a daiper and house shoes until a psychiatrick had him committed at Las Vegas,(New Mexico), thats where the state mental hospital is
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This is Jeff's wife, he just fell out of the chair and knocked over the computer and had an attack!!!!
CAN YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING AND LAUGHING?

Oh, thats right , this isn't Skype !

I am getting him his teething blanket and a pillow so he don't bang his head on the new coffee table so hard.
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Thanks for ruining your own thread.
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How is it runt?
Because my husband fell over, ?
SHould I have propped him up and you would be happy, mr grey aliens
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Does it look like this?
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

then it's definitely devils.
Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com]
Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net]
The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

FRANCE IS TEH GHEY!
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05/23/2013 11:04 PM
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It's definitely demonds.
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I like almonds.
 Quoting: PartOfTheCrowd


I like Diamond almonds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4506886


I like green beans almondemond.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23794435


Yum. Or fish demondine.
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Does it look like this?
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

then it's definitely devils.
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Then pray for me and my husband.
I have just call 991 for the paramedicks to take him to the ER.
The last doctors visit told us to do this if it happened again
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You need an exorcism ritual at the venus mound.
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Kundalini for certain:

""The following are common manifestations of the risen Kundalini:

[Physiological and behavioral markers]

Muscle twitches, cramps or spasms.

Energy rushes or immense electricity circulating the body

Itching, vibrating, prickling, tingling, stinging or crawling sensations

Intense heat or cold

Involuntary bodily movements (occur more often during meditation, rest or sleep): jerking, tremors, shaking; feeling an inner force pushing one into postures or moving one's body in unusual ways. (May be misdiagnosed as epilepsy, restless legs syndrome (RLS), or PLMD.)

Alterations in eating and sleeping patterns

Episodes of extreme hyperactivity or, conversely, overwhelming fatigue (some CFS [Chronic Fatigue Syndrome] victims are experiencing Kundalini awakening)

Intensified or diminished sexual desires

Headaches, pressures within the skull

Racing heartbeat, pains in the chest

Digestive system problems

Numbness or pain in the limbs (particularly the left foot and leg)

Pains and blockages anywhere; often in the back and neck (Many cases of FMS [Fibromyalgia syndrome] are Kundalini-related.)
[Emotional and psychological markers]

Emotional outbursts; rapid mood shifts; seemingly unprovoked or excessive episodes of grief, fear, rage, depression

Spontaneous vocalizations (including laughing and weeping)óare as unintentional and uncontrollable as hiccoughs

Hearing an inner sound or sounds, classically described as a flute, drum, waterfall, birds singing, bees buzzing but which may also sound like roaring, whooshing, or thunderous noises or like ringing in the ears.

Mental confusion; difficulty concentrating

[Spiritual or mystical markers]

Altered states of consciousness: heightened awareness; spontaneous trance states; mystical experiences (if the individual's prior belief system is too threatened by these, they can lead to bouts of psychosis or self-grandiosity)

Heat, strange activity, and/or blissful sensations in the head, particularly in the crown area

Ecstasy, bliss and intervals of tremendous joy, love, peace and compassion

Psychic experiences: extrasensory perception; out-of-body experiences; past life memories; astral travel; direct awareness of auras and chakras; contact with spirit guides through inner voices, dreams or visions; healing powers

Increased creativity: new interests in self-expression and spiritual communication through music, art, poetry, etc.

Intensified understanding and sensitivity: insight into one's own essence; deeper understanding of spiritual truths; exquisite awareness of one's environment (including "vibes" from others)

Enlightenment experiences: direct Knowing of a more expansive reality; transcendent awareness"
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05/23/2013 11:24 PM
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Don't blame demons and imaginary shit, blame yourself, blame your mental health.
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What is "mental health?". Blame your environmental health. Treat your body like a rental car and it will treat you like the last girl to leave the bar.

Our thoughts may or may not originate in the brain, but we are embodied. We are in and around and interrealed with our bodies. A thought can make you sick, but a bad piece of fish can make you think bad thoughts.

Start with the obvious--the toxic crap we eat and drink.

It's amazing what can get cured on a meat and vegetable diet with no cats-- caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, sugar. No bad fats. Yes good fats. Clean water.
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stop the weed immediately !!
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migraines?
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Thats what honey pot thinks, my wifey.
What would cause the dancing, someone said I could have hungingtons chorellla or ALPS -THATS
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05/23/2013 11:37 PM
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Born with 3/4 of a brain?

OCD?
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05/23/2013 11:38 PM
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Shine on you crazy demond
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05/23/2013 11:42 PM
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EXCEDRIN .. i'm not joking - I have these headaches - it's the only thing that works ... you can also try the powder type called goody's or bc powder but make sure you get the ones that have the same ingredients as excedrin (which is asprin, Acetaminophen, caffine)... take it dry under the tongue and let it sit there for a few seconds - then wash down with a some swigs of coffee.. (not too hot obviously)

Lie down and try to be still - breathe

also .. start taking magnesium at night before bed.

prayer couldn't hurt either... sending some your way.
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If ya can't even spell,it's probably a demond.
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
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The doctor says that he will b
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"Itís somewhere between 11:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M., and I wake terrified, hopeful that Iím dreaming, and knowing that Iím not. I quickly move the bed while my lovely wife of fifteen years, the only one who truly tries to understand, watches helpless; as there is nothing that she can do, she hurts too. I am careful not to wake the children as I make my way down the stairs. If they were to witness my nightly ritual, they would never see me the same way again. Their father, fearless protector, diligent provider, crawling about in tears, beating his head on the hard wood floor and then laughing uncontrollably.

The pain is so intense I want to scream, but I never do. I fall down three flights of stairs where I can't be heard, and drop to my knees. I place my hands on the back of my neck, and lock my fingers together. I bind my head between my arms and squeeze as hard as I can in an attempt to crush my scull. I begin to roll around, banging my head on the op opfloor,laughing,screaming, silently groaning. I stand up and begin to dance, pressing my right with full force of my pain. I often wonder how it is that my eye isn't damaged. I search for the telephone that has always been my weapon of choice for creating a diversion, and I beat out a tune on my left temple with the hand piece. I create a rhythm as I strike my scull, cursing the demond below. I reach a point of distraction from the cluster, and then I start the whole process over; roll and squeeze,dance and scream, crawl and bang, find the telephone. Then fall down three flights of stairs.

My damn doctor says that the 2 beers that I have every night after work is causing this......bullsheet !!!!
The other doctor in town is a wino that occasionally vomits on his patients.
any suggestions, PLEASE !?!?!?!
 Quoting: Going crazy from pain 40197600


Maybe you could try skipping the beer at night just to see if your doctor could be right.

Otherwise, as a demond expert, I still feel strongly that you are possessed by demonds.

Whatever you do, don't google images for 'demonds'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23794435


You might be right.
I have NO EXPLAINATION for why I would start dancing and laughing during something so damn painful.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40197600


Laughter relieves stress. Dancing produces endorphins.

If these are involuntary you could also have something pushing buttons in your brain. Have you any symptoms of a Candida yeast infection. (itchy, rashy) or any reason to suspect parasites?
Behavior comes from brain which is pretty well wired to the rest of the body.

If insurance/payment is a problem, you really ought to start with a clean diet. Eliminate chemical crap including that beer.

If you have the means to seek medical treatment I would say go to the best neurologist you can access and a good clinical ecology practice too.

Your doc isn't wrong to be cautious about painkillers, especially if you won't give up the beer, even for a trial. You could be reacting to al Phil, to gluten, to yeast, to all kinds of things in beer. Many of the pain regulating things in our brains come from serotonin made in our gut. Yogurt and bone stock make good guts. Alcohol wipes out the good little gut bacteria and dumps sugar on bad yeasties. If you would just try a little gaba and tryptophan in yoghurt insteadbof beer for one week you might feel all around better.
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Like I said, Kundalini...

"Involuntary bodily movements (occur more often during meditation, rest or sleep): jerking, tremors, shaking; feeling an inner force pushing one into postures or moving one's body in unusual ways. (May be misdiagnosed as epilepsy, restless legs syndrome (RLS), or PLMD.)

Emotional outbursts; rapid mood shifts; seemingly unprovoked or excessive episodes of grief, fear, rage, depression

Spontaneous vocalizations (including laughing and weeping)óare as unintentional and uncontrollable as hiccoughs"
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I just got home from the hospital-
The doctor told me the answer is waiting at the pharmacy this morning !
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This is Jeff's wife, he just fell out of the chair and knocked over the computer and had an attack!!!!
CAN YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING AND LAUGHING?

Oh, thats right , this isn't Skype !

I am getting him his teething blanket and a pillow so he don't bang his head on the new coffee table so hard.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

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have you spelt demon wrong or are you possessed by a DESMOND!

if its the latter....
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I thoughts I was cured . but I am being tortched by the geomagnetic storms.
If I cover my head with something Iron , the headaches stop within seconds.
Remove the iron helmet and they come right back
IF ANYONE HAS THE SAME TYPE HEADACHES THE YNEED TO TRY TO SHIELD THEIR HEADS FROM THE RADIATION !!!!!
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"Itís somewhere between 11:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M., and I wake terrified, hopeful that Iím dreaming, and knowing that Iím not. I quickly move the bed while my lovely wife of fifteen years, the only one who truly tries to understand, watches helpless; as there is nothing that she can do, she hurts too. I am careful not to wake the children as I make my way down the stairs. If they were to witness my nightly ritual, they would never see me the same way again. Their father, fearless protector, diligent provider, crawling about in tears, beating his head on the hard wood floor and then laughing uncontrollably.

The pain is so intense I want to scream, but I never do. I fall down three flights of stairs where I can't be heard, and drop to my knees. I place my hands on the back of my neck, and lock my fingers together. I bind my head between my arms and squeeze as hard as I can in an attempt to crush my scull. I begin to roll around, banging my head on the floor,laughing,screaming, silently groaning. I stand up and begin to dance, pressing my right with full force of my pain. I often wonder how it is that my eye isn't damaged. I search for the telephone that has always been my weapon of choice for creating a diversion, and I beat out a tune on my left temple with the hand piece. I create a rhythm as I strike my scull, cursing the demond below. I reach a point of distraction from the cluster, and then I start the whole process over; roll and squeeze,dance and scream, crawl and bang, find the telephone. Then fall down three flights of stairs.

My damn doctor says that the 2 beers that I have every night after work is causing this......bullsheet !!!!
The other doctor in town is a wino that occasionally vomits on his patients.
any suggestions, PLEASE !?!?!?!
 Quoting: Going crazy from pain 40197600

QUOTE:HELP ME! AM I CRAZY OR SICK OR POSSESSED BY A DEMOND?

You are not sick,however you are possessed by an extremely low IQ. An IQ so low,it would kill an ordinary person. Congratulations!
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Pray to Christ ask Him to Fix You, Pray for additional Angels at Night to watch over you and your Family, Admit that you need The Lords Strength and Ask Him to Guide Your Familys Life

it could be your Home is Under attack by Demonic Forces, Look around the House and remove anything that looks to be of a Wicked nature.
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Even one beer gives me a migraine that can last up to 4 days and has me vomiting.

My Grandfather couldn't drink beer at all although he would now and then try to and would end up in the same state.. one day he celebrated his friends daughters engagement and had 5 beers and ended up in a COMA for a week and ICU for 3 weeks after that...

He never touched the stuff again.

My own 'intolerance' has only come to light now in my 40's... I have been a happy drinker for years before this. Now even one beer as I said... can leave me with so much head/neck/eye pain that I can't eat, sleep and just vomit from the agony.


QUIT beer.

Could be the wheat, sulphites, gluten who knows... avoid it and then see if your headaches carry on.
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Yeah sounds demonic, don't they have those 'deliverance' ministries over there? You don't have to be a christian to ask them to deliver you. Also I would pray before going to sleep.

On the scientific side, I'd get a brain scan, could be a tumour.
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it's not a tumor.
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demon

obvious

god knows your wicked and your being tortured by a demon before you go to hell

no big deal
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"Itís somewhere between 11:00 P.M. and 3:00 A.M., and I wake terrified, hopeful that Iím dreaming, and knowing that Iím not. I quickly move the bed while my lovely wife of fifteen years, the only one who truly tries to understand, watches helpless; as there is nothing that she can do, she hurts too. I am careful not to wake the children as I make my way down the stairs. If they were to witness my nightly ritual, they would never see me the same way again. Their father, fearless protector, diligent provider, crawling about in tears, beating his head on the hard wood floor and then laughing uncontrollably.

The pain is so intense I want to scream, but I never do. I fall down three flights of stairs where I can't be heard, and drop to my knees. I place my hands on the back of my neck, and lock my fingers together. I bind my head between my arms and squeeze as hard as I can in an attempt to crush my scull. I begin to roll around, banging my head on the floor,laughing,screaming, silently groaning. I stand up and begin to dance, pressing my right with full force of my pain. I often wonder how it is that my eye isn't damaged. I search for the telephone that has always been my weapon of choice for creating a diversion, and I beat out a tune on my left temple with the hand piece. I create a rhythm as I strike my scull, cursing the demond below. I reach a point of distraction from the cluster, and then I start the whole process over; roll and squeeze,dance and scream, crawl and bang, find the telephone. Then fall down three flights of stairs.

My damn doctor says that the 2 beers that I have every night after work is causing this......bullsheet !!!!
The other doctor in town is a wino that occasionally vomits on his patients.
any suggestions, PLEASE !?!?!?!
 Quoting: Going crazy from pain 40197600


bump
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I thoughts I was cured . but I am being tortched by the geomagnetic storms.
If I cover my head with something Iron , the headaches stop within seconds.
Remove the iron helmet and they come right back
IF ANYONE HAS THE SAME TYPE HEADACHES THE YNEED TO TRY TO SHIELD THEIR HEADS FROM THE RADIATION !!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40658648


roflroflrofl





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