Islamic "Dajjal" versus the "Great Monarch"

yeah the muslims are confused too.

The dajall is the so-called "Anti-Christ" in Christianity, and the false prophet in Islam. According to both phropecies, everyone (including the wandering muslims and christians) will fall for his false promises and there'll be a temporary period of "peace" on earth (seven years). And then the shit hits the fan. And because so many believe, it's almost bound to be self-fulfilling in the way people react to events.

Fürzenhosen?

Fartypants?

Yes, very farty.

Sprechen Sie Deutsche?

Mein Deutsch is Kaputt, aber ich habe ein Gummibender.

"...aber ich habe ein Gummibender."

Das meinst du doch nicht wirklich "das Gummiband?"

Ja... ich denke. Ich habe das mein Deutch war scheise gesagt. Danke.

wow this thread is a gas

"wow this thread is a gas"

Some1 will come by and place the necessary sarcasm. Please do not do his/her job for them.

It might be

Their Dajjal is the catholic great monarch and our fase prophet or antichrist is their own Imam Mahdi