ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ALIENS

Are ya drinking a lil?

Hang them out the window..

...bean burritos?

go down to the HOME DEPOT

THATS WHERE THEY CHILL

All you need are two plastic cups, a large needle and twenty or thirty millions miles of string.

Here's how to do it...piece both cups through the bottoms, thread string through both holes, knot both of them (doubles or triple knots...just to be sure) keep hold of one cup tightly then get a mate to throw one cup in the air as hard as he can :) reach for the moon and you'll land amongst the stars...aim high

Put your tin foil hat on and stand on top of your trailer waving a flashlight.

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Aliens are fairytales....

Talk to you on here

^^^^^LOL^^^^^^^

Chuck a dirty big brown eye and aim it at the stars. Never fails!

I'm assuming you've already attempted 1-4?

A good way is to use google earth to look at your location from above, zoom in and out, memorize, then do some deep breathing, get in to a relaxed state, with every out breath, relax a part of the body starting at the feet, by the time you get to the head you should be relaxed in to your self, now focus on the zooming in and out that you memorized of your location, this will give your location to anyone up above that might be happy to let you see them, it is something that will start slow and build as long as you don't freak out, maybe first time will be like a moving star, then slowly more frequent, more cool maneuvers, closer etc.

Took me about 3 weeks of doing that nightly always looking up, always calling, then bang they came, now they come all the time, if I call, have done with many witnesses, they never landed but have projected self down to my house a few times, came over my back garden during a gathering of friends once also after I was showing off saying I could call them, freaked a few out.

put an ad on craigslist

I'm sure one will contact you in a day or so

when you say ''aliens'',
my understood from that is ''Djinns''

Soooo
yeah you can contact with them easly if you want.
But be aware about this djinns.
Because after you called them, it will be hard for you to get rid of them.

try the boarder

Those aren't aliens. They are demons.

The aliens from south of the border absolutely LOVE blondes like yourself; just wear something provocative, go to a sombrero-prominent drinking establishment and you will have 'contact' with dozens, they will be mesmerized by you and prefer you over their own women guaranteed

STFU asshole.

No time for your fear virus today.

Simple, drive to Texas, go south and ask around.

Go to Area 51 , they are ready to talk to you !!

ehm.. they like "pussy"!

...ehm, got one handy?...

fap fap fap...

move mass military equipment at once to another location they will check it out.

Let's see, am I still banned from your threads...

He never said he feared them, you assumed that. Maybe you do?

Work with the migrant workers. I'm sure some are illegal aliens.

all right, here we go:

So, umm, what happened to the one outside your window? You remember? You were cowered in the closet.

Now you want to talk to them?

No pal, that poster was blatantly spreading fear, like herpes.

I never said he said he feared them either.

I would go to Tyson foods and take you're pick.