So, the boys at DoD are busy thinking up how to control the internet, read your emails, listen to your conversations, subpoena your records, and everything else except...except...watch their enemies and figure out how the Chinese hacked into their most sensitive systems and stole their secrets.

If you take a walk over to the DoD and the Pentagon and wonder why it smells like sewage, that's raw Chinese sperm all over the place, so you be careful where you walk!