HISTORY LESSON for MORANS!!

It seems like a lot of MORANS don't know ANYTHING about HISTORY!!! As everybody knows, there's an old saying: THOSE WHO DON'T REMEMBER HISTORY, something something something i forgot the rest of the old saying. BUT IT'S A GOOD OLD SAYING AND IT WOULD BLOW UR SOCKS OFF IF I COULD REMEMBER IT!!!

Therefore, since it is obvious that history is very very verrrrry important, here is A HISTORY LESSON for MORAnS!!!

NOw SOME people will tell you that history is BORING. But they are wrong. Just wait until you read this, you won't be boared!

The first piece of history you need to know is the MIDEVIL PERIOD. This was when there were lots of castles and knights riding around on horses saying "PRITHEE WHERE IS YON CRAPPER FOR VERILY I CAN FEEL THE TURTLES HEAD PRESSETH GAINST THESE BREECHES OF MINE?". The most important thing to remember about the MIDEVIL PERIOD is the name of it.

From the name MIDEVIL PERIOD you can learn that history is divided into PERIODS. Also you learn that this period had a medium amount of EVIL. Then by using LOGIC you can figger out that before the MIDEVIL PERIOD must have been the LOWEVIL PERIOD when there was less evil than the MIDEVIL PERIOD!!

And after the MIDEVIL PERIOD came the HIGHEVIL PERIOD which we are living in now!! EVILS EVERYWHERE!!!!1 That's why you see ZOMBIES all around the place. Zombies are EVIL.



Of course there are two or three more things that happened in HISTORY but this post isn't long enough to teach you about all of them. HOPEFULLY you learned something from A HISTORY LESSON for MORANS!!!1