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Child birth simulation for men!!! Hilarious..video Dr.'s show men what labor pain is really like.

 
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Simmer down, I get it. I didn't start this thread to bash women or men, just thought it was funny.
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It is funny.......if men had to give birth......they would only go thru it once & that would be the end of it.


Or to push a watermelon out of a hole the size of a kiwi.

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people, the guys just go through a few contractions to see how it feels. it isn't like real labor since it's too short. but, putting them through that would be pointless torture since they don't have any reason to do it except curiousity. so, the video it just funny. they don't humiliate the guys.

women ONLY do it because there isn't a magical way to have a baby appear full term out of thin air at the appropriate time. their wives had said child birth was the worst pain. they decided their wives were exaggerating. until the simulation. one guy apologized to his mom in case he put he through the same. lol

i assume these guys were with their wives when their wives had babies. after giggling a little at first and high fiving, their wives did try to help them. the simulation started with smaller contractions and got more intense.

interestingly one wife got out a little puke pan, so we know what she went through in labor. her husband turned out not to need it, but he also assumed a position a pregnant woman couldn't possibly get into in order to deal with the pain. no one said anything about that. the women really weren't mean about it.
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I agree... it was just to prove a point. I was witness to my 1st son's birth - what my wife went through was so horrible I can't imagine doing the same. Been married 31 yrs and counting - she is my hero!
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 Quoting: Taz

Simmer down, I get it. I didn't start this thread to bash women or men, just thought it was funny.
 Quoting: geminilion



It is funny.......if men had to give birth......they would only go thru it once & that would be the end of it.
 Quoting: mopar28m


Yep! I wouldn't do it even once!
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How about a rape simulator for rapists?
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How about a rape simulator for rapists?
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That's brilliant!
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At the end they should've shoved a bowling ball up their ass...just to get the true effect.
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 Quoting: Taz

Simmer down, I get it. I didn't start this thread to bash women or men, just thought it was funny.
 Quoting: geminilion



It is funny.......if men had to give birth......they would only go thru it once & that would be the end of it.
 Quoting: mopar28m


Yep! I wouldn't do it even once!
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If men had to give birth the species would die out...
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Simulate this:

Go to work every day bust your ass off give 20% of your check to Uncle Sam, give 30% of if to your EX, see your kid every other weekend when its convenient for her, of course after you wait in the driveway for an hour because she's late, pick up your kid who proceeds to tell you Momys house is better because she has more stuff and your always broke and then take your kid back 2 days later , wait an hour in the driveway, and go home so you can get ready to go back to work the next day and start all over. It's especially fun in the summer because you get to watch them out enjoying the sun all day living off support and state assistance. If you quit your Job and try that crap you go to jail.
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Simulate this:

Work from home every day because you can't afford daycare. Give 40% of your money to Uncle Sam because of self-employment taxes. Hope your ex decides paying child support is on his to-do list this month. Drive the kids forever to see him, all the while listening to all the fun things they get to do together. Why don't you have money, Mommy? Get berated by him for not spending enough time with the kids. Dodge all the venom he puts in them when he feels like having visitation.

Throw in some STD treatments because he cheated, and debt collectors/garnishment because he doesn't have time to pay his debts you cosigned.

Spare me the poor men nonsense, please.
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You sound like a typical woman:


moan....

moan....

moan......


Moan some more....

Ad infintum




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Pack your bags boys,were going on a guilt trip!
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Fuck all the bitching back and forth.

Men and women both suck. Seriously.
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Excellent, now they should make a kick in the balls simulator for women :D
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Lots of women orgasm during childbirth. Can they simulate that?
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Men orgasm during hanging. That's one reason public hangings may be confusing for children and increase incidences of auto asphyxiation.

William Burroughs enjoys describing this event in detail:

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Excellent, now they should make a kick in the balls simulator for women :D
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Don't need one, bumping the uterus* during intercourse causing deep visceral pain excites exactly the same nerves.

*That's the moment when you're going at it doggie style and she screams ow! and spasms instinctually flying off the bed away from you. Very bad if you are in the midst of orgasm and suddenly your warm vagina has inexplicably vanished in mid stroke.

You can loose the whole girl friend for hours when that happens. Hot bath, sobbing...
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Re: Child birth simulation for men!!! Hilarious..video Dr.'s show men what labor pain is really like.
Simulate this:

Go to work every day bust your ass off give 20% of your check to Uncle Sam, give 30% of if to your EX, see your kid every other weekend when its convenient for her, of course after you wait in the driveway for an hour because she's late, pick up your kid who proceeds to tell you Momys house is better because she has more stuff and your always broke and then take your kid back 2 days later , wait an hour in the driveway, and go home so you can get ready to go back to work the next day and start all over. It's especially fun in the summer because you get to watch them out enjoying the sun all day living off support and state assistance. If you quit your Job and try that crap you go to jail.
 Quoting: Taz

Simulate this:

Work from home every day because you can't afford daycare. Give 40% of your money to Uncle Sam because of self-employment taxes. Hope your ex decides paying child support is on his to-do list this month. Drive the kids forever to see him, all the while listening to all the fun things they get to do together. Why don't you have money, Mommy? Get berated by him for not spending enough time with the kids. Dodge all the venom he puts in them when he feels like having visitation.

Throw in some STD treatments because he cheated, and debt collectors/garnishment because he doesn't have time to pay his debts you cosigned.

Spare me the poor men nonsense, please.
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It sounds like whomever divorced you was a wise man.
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Re: Child birth simulation for men!!! Hilarious..video Dr.'s show men what labor pain is really like.
no one is saying men should be forced to do this. these men decided to do this. watch the video. it really is not that big of a deal and it's funny.

no one is saying men cannot have equal or worse pain. these guys' wives said it was the worst pain THEY had endured. they also know their husbands haven't been in any awful accidents or anything. so, this is the experience of four people, not the entire world.
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Is there a simulator for women to put up with 9 months of constant bitching?
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chuckle
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My goodness....GLP is full of bitter bitter men. How sad.
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I think men who have had their limbs blown off in Iraq may have all these grown boys and pregnant women beat.
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My goodness....GLP is full of bitter bitter men. How sad.
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Are you:

A. Femi-Nazi?

B. Gay?

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How about a simulator for women to do some actual MAN'S work, like liftign heavy stuff and actually doign stuff that matters.
Women are lazy.
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Not sure about in Germany, but we do have female builders, carpenters, etc in England They can do everything a man can do.
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...including pissing while standing up...
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My goodness....GLP is full of bitter bitter men. How sad.
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Lots of women haters on here. That's OK. They can all pat each other on the back and assure themselves women are evil creatures. Sadly, they didn't get bitter fast enough to keep their DNA out of the gene pool.
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Wow this has gotten to be a 'poor me' thread.

Women do guys jobs all the time.

But you got to admit, men are wussies when it comes to pain!! Hahaha!!

But back to the vid, the women high fiving was epic!! Lmfao!!!
Can't we all just get along?!
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How about a simulator for women to do some actual MAN'S work, like liftign heavy stuff and actually doign stuff that matters.
Women are lazy.
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My mom was a licensed fork lift driver and worked in a factory doing heavy labor from the time she was 18 to 54. She was also a single mom and worked twice as hard to take care of our home and all the kids while my dad ran away and lived with different women all of his life and never paid a dime of child support.
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Is there a simulator for women to put up with 9 months of constant bitching?
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chuckle
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1rof1

What about 30-40+ years?

(Thankfully, that's not me, but I know plenty of guys who are zombified by this).
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I couldn't stop laughing at the guy on the left.

++Thanks for the pin
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That was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!
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At the end they should've shoved a bowling ball up their ass...just to get the true effect.
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 Quoting: Taz

Simmer down, I get it. I didn't start this thread to bash women or men, just thought it was funny.
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It is funny.......if men had to give birth......they would only go thru it once & that would be the end of it.


Or to push a watermelon out of a hole the size of a kiwi.
 Quoting: mopar28m


I remember when (back in the early 80's) when I had to share a labor room with a woman who was a bit farther along than I was. She started to scream and her husband got down in her face and told her to shut up, that she was embarrassing him.

Anyway, I have had 4 children, and I think toothache pain is worse than child birth. Toothache has to be the worst next to compound fracture.
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I don't guess they gave them a spinal block like women can get?

A woman gets the choice did these men?
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wasn't that funny
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Consider that they were probably letting these guys off easy in the stimulation. There were no vaginal tears or episiotomies.
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Right! It was only the muscle contractions and not with the actual weight of the baby involved and yet they wussed out something awful!

Just like the ones on this thread that want to drag other things into this simple, limited discussion.

Oh, I hit my nail with a hammer once and bet that hurts more crybabies.

At least one of the guys at the end had the balls to thank his own mother, something you seldom see with the girly men around here.
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My goodness....GLP is full of bitter bitter men. How sad.
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I think men who have had their limbs blown off in Iraq may have all these grown boys and pregnant women beat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41295842


How about women injured there as well?


This is totally of topic and yet another lame excuse by the misogynists that frequent this site in large numbers.

Childbirth is not considered an injury but a normal fact of life and that's the point.


Bringing up assorted injuries is apples and oranges.
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I don't guess they gave them a spinal block like women can get?

A woman gets the choice did these men?
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They didn't make it that far in the labor. They were wussing out at 4 out of 10.
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Threads like this are not humanity's finest moment. Men and women see, hear, touch, taste, and smell the world differently. Even with identical stimuli of the senses, the brains interpretation is influenced by the gender chemistry of the individual.

Because of this, the simulation is flawed, and men and women's misunderstanding and mistrust of each other continues. Women and men live on the same planet, but their experience is much different. Only love and compassion allow them to spend time together.

The more that one understands this, the easier it will be to have a chance at communicating with the opposite sex.

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