So, you, probably an obviously lonely man who's gay, has been told you're about to meet your future wife?

Could it be... phychics are not actually future-seers and are just for entertainment purposes only? Derp

You silly fairy, have fun visiting Madame Esmeralda for shits and gigs, but don't go basing major life decisions on what she says.

They tell you what they think you want to hear. They don't make money by telling you your life is in for shit times, even if they were actually psychic. If you look lonely or alone, they tell you you're meeting your soulmate next week. That's how they operate.

Nah, you're gay, man, especially If you enjoy kitschy shit like psychics.