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A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.


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laugh , best thread of the day 5 stars
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LMAO, I forgot about these. Too funny!

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Or you can just coat the tips with bacon grease from your morning chow as you load your mags. Not that that ever happens. Especially in a combat zone...
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hmm...they need to bring their prices down, a 100% markup for reloaded ammo is too much. i'd be willing to pay half what they're asking.
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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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pork is considered unclean because it says pork is unclean in the Torah. Kosher means 'clean'.
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It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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Hello Ahmad.
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It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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pershing would know how to handle islam. march half a million heavily armed whites into the middle east, and clean house.
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gotta love American ingenuity!!!
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A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.


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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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Not a muzzle but "go to hell" "now fuck off"


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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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pershing would know how to handle islam. march half a million heavily armed whites into the middle east, and clean house.
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methinks, with patton this war, which they started, would already be over and we'd barely be paying anything for gas....and he'd wanna keep going for the saudi's....and he would! bc why....with those types of generals in charge they would definitely have learned from history....esp. patton who believed in reincarnation, and knew his history.
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This is the nuclear warhead in the war on terrorism.

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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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Nobody is exempt when they're dead, dumbass!
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way back last century, an American colonel(if i remember correctly ) in the mop up of the the newly dominated US Philippines, encountered stiff resistance(and many civilians killed by both sides as collateral useful idiots useless eaters), over an extended time from islamic fighters, his solution was pork, just the threat of it actually, to bury the dead with it, no more resistance then for many decades.
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A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.


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pork is considered unclean because it says pork is unclean in the Torah. Kosher means 'clean'.
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Leviticus 11:7 The pig, because he has a split hoof, and is cloven-footed, but doesn't chew the cud, he is unclean to you.

Deuteronomy 14:8 The pig, because it has a split hoof but doesn't chew the cud, is unclean to you: of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.

Isaiah 66:17 - They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.

Mark 5:12 - And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.


Sorry fellow Christians who 5 stared this thread but Jesus didn't die to make pigs clean. They were created for one purpose; and that purpose has nothing to do with it being eaten.
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pork is considered unclean because it says pork is unclean in the Torah. Kosher means 'clean'.
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Leviticus 11:7 The pig, because he has a split hoof, and is cloven-footed, but doesn't chew the cud, he is unclean to you.

Deuteronomy 14:8 The pig, because it has a split hoof but doesn't chew the cud, is unclean to you: of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.

Isaiah 66:17 - They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.

Mark 5:12 - And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.


Sorry fellow Christians who 5 stared this thread but Jesus didn't die to make pigs clean. They were created for one purpose; and that purpose has nothing to do with it being eaten.
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Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.

They were created for one purpose; and that purpose has nothing to do with it being eaten.

That sounds kinda creepy.... lol sideways



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pork is considered unclean because it says pork is unclean in the Torah. Kosher means 'clean'.
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Leviticus 11:7 The pig, because he has a split hoof, and is cloven-footed, but doesn't chew the cud, he is unclean to you.

Deuteronomy 14:8 The pig, because it has a split hoof but doesn't chew the cud, is unclean to you: of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.

Isaiah 66:17 - They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.

Mark 5:12 - And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.


Sorry fellow Christians who 5 stared this thread but Jesus didn't die to make pigs clean. They were created for one purpose; and that purpose has nothing to do with it being eaten.
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Ya got the wrong bunch there dude, take a good fattened hog and shove it up your assyeahsure
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Also by the way for those who think buddhists and reincarnationists don't fight, the Maoris(in Burma i think it was) during world war 2 came up with an ingenious method to instill the terror of the absolute in their Japanese buddhist/shinto opponents. The recollection goes, after a particularly painful series of engagements with the kamikazi minded emperor worshipers(similar to the, go to heaven by killing yourself and your enemies deal the islamists have), the Maoris buried at night the bodies of freshly slain Japanese up to their knees on the contested strip of dirt, next morning as the opponents prepared to reengage , a prearranged machine gun nest opened up on the now fully erect rigor-mortised bodies, blowing them to pieces before the eyes of their comrades, so twice dead, throw in some voodoo economics/thinking, and viola totally demoralized and freaked out enemy, victory was gained, strange stuff religions/spirituality/beliefs and practicality in/on the ground conflict. Which is exactly why the upcoming Mideast conflict/s are going to get progressively bloodier and more obscene horrible, how do you think Vlad the impaler was produced, it wasn't just the genetics. Conflict 101 , know your enemy.
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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
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Go suck a goat dick, pork pork and more pork.
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way back last century, an American colonel(if i remember correctly ) in the mop up of the the newly dominated US Philippines, encountered stiff resistance(and many civilians killed by both sides as collateral useful idiots useless eaters), over an extended time from islamic fighters, his solution was pork, just the threat of it actually, to bury the dead with it, no more resistance then for many decades.
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Black Jack Pershing [link to www.arlingtoncemetery.net]
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way back last century, an American colonel(if i remember correctly ) in the mop up of the the newly dominated US Philippines, encountered stiff resistance(and many civilians killed by both sides as collateral useful idiots useless eaters), over an extended time from islamic fighters, his solution was pork, just the threat of it actually, to bury the dead with it, no more resistance then for many decades.
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Black Jack Pershing [link to www.arlingtoncemetery.net]
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Thanks for the link.

Bro OP, i could do with some prayer please, to cover me as i battle with certain powers/forces attempting to overwhelm in old ways and flesh/lust/weakness, and Lord bless and cover you the same, He is our strength. Amen
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they didn't come up with it.

brits did it to the bedouin fighters they promised palestine to last century when they were fighting the turks.

they are dual purpose, as jews aren't supposed to use them either, and proved handy in many middle eastern conflicts.

these days, i doubt any of them would care, and all would use them if they had to.
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Not a muzzle, but spent time in the dorm with many. There is an out for all this pork shit, so fuck off with your pork BS.

If they are tricked, forced or coerced into doing anything wrong, they are automatically exempt from the rules.

So tell your blackjack Pershing fantasies all you want but they don't care and I am sick of hearing your bullshit.

What if you were tortured into blaspheming the Holy Spirit ? That would doom you to hell. Same thing, now fuck off
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41772041


Damn guy calm down it's a novelty item how the hell would someone even know they had been shot with a bullet that had pork in it? Think about it and relax.





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