Have you ever... be HONEST!

I did, and i named it Bono, which grew up to be a famous rock star

must have been alott of couric

I take a huge shit every morning. I always say, bye bye Steve. I name my shit after this douche nozzle. It makes me feel good to name them after him. He's excrement. He even works a shitty job.

Have you ever dropped a major deuce, then looked in the toilet when you were done and thought, "How in the....? I mean, where could...?!? That's just not possible!"

I seriously don't understand how I don't look like I'm pregnant sometimes.