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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!

 
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Came across this on the web. Not sure who wrote it, but a great piece!


CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!! First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, your baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. You had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when you rode your bikes, you had no helmets, not to mention, the risks you took hitchhiking .. As children, you would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun. You drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. You shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. You ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but you weren't overweight because...... YOU WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! You would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach you all day. And you were OK. You would spend hours building your go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out you forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, you learned to solve the problem . You did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........YOU HAD FRIENDS and you went outside and found them! You fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents you played with worms(well most boys did) and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although you were told it would happen, you did not poke out any eyes. You rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing you out if you broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. You had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and you learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
Maybe all of that head trauma explains the kind of questionable decisions that have been made to create the fucked up society we have today?

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
Just posted in another thread about this..

But due to the nature of your post, it is extremely relative

Enter Generation HOPELESS--America's Lost Generation

[link to www.camharris.us]
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Just posted in another thread about this..

But due to the nature of your post, it is extremely relative

Enter Generation HOPELESS--America's Lost Generation

[link to www.camharris.us]
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bump
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What a load of piss
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What a load of piss
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Sounds like we got one born in the 2000s.

chuckle
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
Don't forget - we didn't wear sunscreen either. I miss those days! Getting brown as an Indian, feeling like another ethnicity altogether! I rarely put it on my own kids. They've got freckles and beige faces in the summer, pale in the winter. Sun is good!
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Maybe all of that head trauma explains the kind of questionable decisions that have been made to create the fucked up society we have today?

tomato
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applause
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Maybe all of that head trauma explains the kind of questionable decisions that have been made to create the fucked up society we have today?

tomato
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You mean the one that just re-elected Obama?

That's not these people but the current generation.

So what's their excuse? At least we have a pretty good one and yet manage to refrain from blaming others for things beyond the control of any of us.

It's called character and is totally lacking these days.

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Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
I was born in '86, my mum smoked at the time, and drank a bit IIRC.

I blame Chernobyl for my strangeness lol
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What a load of piss
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Sounds like we got one born in the 2000s.

chuckle
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a lib, you mean?

we're infested with the cunts over here
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Maybe all of that head trauma explains the kind of questionable decisions that have been made to create the fucked up society we have today?

tomato
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Look in the mirror if you want to know why
the world's screwed up.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
I miss the old McDonald's playgrounds.

That microscopicly thin layer of astroturf over concrete where you only had to kneel down to get giant rug burns...

That giant steel Mayor McCheese jungle-gym that sat in the open summer sun and made your skin sizzle if you touched it.

Hell...I feel silly just taking my son to an ordinary city park nowadays.....everything is fuckin' plastic with rounded edges.....I keep wondering how much longer until they start handing out helmets at the entrance.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
And don't forget most of us were born into a world where we were told to hide under our school desk in the event of nuclear attack.

But I can still remember how good that half sugar grape Kool-Aid tasted on a hot summer day with no air conditioning.

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One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
I was born in '86, my mum smoked at the time, and drank a bit IIRC.

I blame Chernobyl for my strangeness lol
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shit. how old am i?

I remember walking home from work, after Chernobyl, getting in, on a rainy evening, wondering what the strange dust on my shoes was, and brushing it off with my hands

damned

rofl

luckily, there's fuck all wrong with me, Susan.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
Oh how I remember those days. Loud and proud parents would yell (insert name)...come home!!! You knew get your butt home then or suffer a red butt!
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SATURDAY NIGHTS (MOVIE NIGHT)

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SATURDAY NIGHTS (MOVIE NIGHT)

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WHAT?! I Definitely had a Nintendo. Got it in '86 when I was 5.

It was the only time I was ever able to bug my parents enough to buy something.

I think they realized keeping a video game in front of me shut me up for life.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
Came across this on the web. Not sure who wrote it, but a great piece!


CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
 Quoting: Double Black Diamond


1972. Thanks
First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
 Quoting: Whomever

Mine was clean. The smoking and drugs and booze didn't come until five years later.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
 Quoting: Whomever

I'm pretty sure Bleu Cheese didn't exist in USA until 1995.
Then after that trauma, your baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. You had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when you rode your bikes, you had no helmets, not to mention, the risks you took hitchhiking .. As children, you would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun.
 Quoting: Whomever

Being stuck between glass and carpet in the back of my Dad's Datsun 280zx two-seater because he had to have it wasn't much fun. It was degrading, actually.
You drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. You shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. You ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but you weren't overweight because...... YOU WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!! You would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach you all day. And you were OK. You would spend hours building your go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out you forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, you learned to solve the problem . You did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all,
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My Neighbor had TI 99-4/a and then Odessey 2 and we got Atari 2600 I think in 1979. My Grandmother enjoyed "Video Pinball" and would blow out controllers "tilting" to win.
no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound,
 Quoting: Whomever

Grandma got Cable in 1980, had VCR in 1982 and my Mom once took me to a house that Had surround sound and a early Hardshell Laserdisc player. Was ecstatic that he had "Poltergeist" in his collection.


no mobile phones, no text messaging, no personal computers,
 Quoting: Whomever

TI 99 4-a next door, and it wasn't long before I had a Commodore 64 and a modem and was on BBS downloading pirate software as early as 1985.


no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........YOU HAD FRIENDS and you went outside and found them! You fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents you played with worms(well most boys did) and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. You made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although you were told it would happen, you did not poke out any eyes.

Two doors down asshole kid had a box fort and told me to look through the peephole. At that time, he shoved scissors into my eye. I was lucky, my eye was fine.
You rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them! Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing you out if you broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever! The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. You had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and you learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
 Quoting: Whomever


Maybe take the top figure down a bit, say 1965 and below.

I was the transitional generation, from Americans to Dystopians.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
SATURDAY NIGHTS (MOVIE NIGHT)

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oh yes!! MMUUUUUHHHAAHAHAHA.....good evening and welcom to Sammy Terry!!!!

OH NOES!!! Attack of the killer tomatoes is on!!!
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so the vaccines, gmo's, chemtrails, cell phones, hdtv, addictions, drugs, schools, textiles, chemicals under the cabinets, pharma -- adhd/ add, youtube fights are all better huh?

norespect
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
86 here. Has a great childhood, a childhood I'm afraid any future children of mine will not get to experience. :(

The World has totally gone to shit and I would be wary about bringing children into this world.
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I was born in the late 80s and i also experienced all this. And i also grew up with the nintendo etc.

I have the best of both worlds.
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Re: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BORN IN 1930's, 1940's, 50's, 60's, 70's and Early 80's !!!
don't you get sick of the same old same old...

I thought it was bad enough some twat made a video of this crap set to still pics.

But now without even the pics...same old same old.
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SATURDAY NIGHTS (MOVIE NIGHT)


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That sure brought back memories! I used to trip out on that every time as a kid. Soul's gone out of entertainment completely.
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thank you well put a 70's child they where fun days back then enguard was my favorite with just a stick not the plastic crap they have now lol thanks for making me smile
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75 Here

As another poster stated, I got black in the summer, ride bikes every where without mom/dad not having a care in the world. Just as long as I was home for dinner. scouts my whole life and got my eagle.

This is where it all started for me...




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SATURDAY NIGHTS (MOVIE NIGHT)


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That sure brought back memories! I used to trip out on that every time as a kid. Soul's gone out of entertainment completely.
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remember that!!!...chills...




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....and of course Atari
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Yup I recall when "the" fat kid got picked on...Now its almost the opposite.





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