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FiveToePete
11/07/2004 04:40 PM
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wHAT IS Your Favoite Color_________
Do you type?________________________
Number of prior convictions.__________
Are you a fellon?____________________
References:___________________________
Present Job Description_______________
DO YOU DO DRUGS?_______YES___NO___SOMETIMES_______
Have you ever had an affair____(not required)
______________________________________
Ok now the important part......
Do You Give a Good Foot Massage?__YEA
Do you ever feel like just running in the rain.....?______________EXPLAIN
Magnificat
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Magnificat
Plenty
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Not doing it for love
Cat worshipping
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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OK.....Magnificat.....your hired......NEXT....
Postures
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Name that you go by ____________wasntme
Experience______________________l33t
References______________________chorus
Required Salary_________________adminpower
Hobbies_________________________hayseed
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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As long as you Libbies can see the differences in different burgers and their respective parts or chickens and their different parts, you can get a job; and you still will not have to learn to read or do math.smooch
A/c
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Do I have to take a fuckinŽ pee test?
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Hey ....no desention in the ranks.......horn
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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We have three different size cups......it depends on what kind of drug you use......thwak
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Job description:


Must like animals....
Good at keeping cages clean...
Likes Bannanas and other assorted fruits and Nuts...stoner
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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favorite color is black---extremy violent white male. sociopath and psycopath.

The job is mine---RIGHT ??????















or else
Scarlet Witch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Salary requirements, "Three million dollars(pause)cash."
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Scarlet...would you like that in small or large Bills.....superman
Urinal Cake..
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Show me your left hand.
NO, MORON, YOUR FEFT HAND.
YOUR OTHER LEFT HAND, DUMBASS.


Hey Carl, I think we have an upper management guy here.dance
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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AC... normally i would not hire you ...but ...under the circumstances.......you can be my vice exec.stoner1dunno1
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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I am sure i will need a big hammer type crazy joe....you can fill the bill .......cant chew....dcomp
Marilyn MonRoses
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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wHAT IS Your Favoite Color: Indigo.
Do you type? Yes.
Number of prior convictions: None.
Are you a fellon? No.
References: Only available to the Elite.
Present Job Description: Vacation.
DO YOU DO DRUGS?: Yes. No. Yes/No. (Not anymore)
Have you ever had an affair: No.
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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You Pass......Maryilnn......your hired.....next....headbang
Southern Grace
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Fave color: Pink
Type: Kinda
Convictions: 0
Fellon: uh nope
References: 36C
Present job description: GLP Avatar
Drugs: No
Yes, I give a great foot massage!!
Who doesnŽt love running in the rain. If I get hired...IŽll tell you why later!!
Scarlet Witch
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Scarlet...would you like that in small or large Bills.....


FiveToePete, I would like large bills. That should fit quite nicely in my Italian black leather suitcase. The bills must be unmarked of course.
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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No prob witch but first i must say Grace.....worship
Southern Grace
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Does this mean IŽm hired?????
FiveToePete
12/08/2005 10:18 AM
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Hey urinal....do you bathrooms?.....your hired....1doh1





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