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FiveToePete 11/07/2004 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... wHAT IS Your Favoite Color_________ Do you type?________________________ Number of prior convictions.__________ Are you a fellon?____________________ References:___________________________ Present Job Description_______________ DO YOU DO DRUGS?_______YES___NO___SOMETIMES_______ Have you ever had an affair____(not required) ______________________________________ Ok now the important part...... Do You Give a Good Foot Massage?__YEA Do you ever feel like just running in the rain.....?______________EXPLAIN |
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Magnificat 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Magnificat Plenty 2 Not doing it for love Cat worshipping |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... OK.....Magnificat.....your hired......NEXT.... |
Postures 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Name that you go by ____________ Experience______________________ References______________________ Required Salary_________________ Hobbies_________________________ |
Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application.....
As long as you Libbies can see the differences in different burgers and their respective parts or chickens and their different parts, you can get a job; and you still will not have to learn to read or do math. |
A/c 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Do I have to take a fuckinŽ pee test? |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Hey ....no desention in the ranks....... |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... We have three different size cups......it depends on what kind of drug you use...... |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Job description: Must like animals.... Good at keeping cages clean... Likes Bannanas and other assorted fruits and Nuts... |
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Anonymous Coward 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... favorite color is black---extremy violent white male. sociopath and psycopath.
The job is mine---RIGHT ??????
or else |
Scarlet Witch 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Salary requirements, "Three million dollars(pause)cash." |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Scarlet...would you like that in small or large Bills..... |
Urinal Cake.. 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Show me your left hand. NO, MORON, YOUR FEFT HAND. YOUR OTHER LEFT HAND, DUMBASS. Hey Carl, I think we have an upper management guy here. |
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FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... AC... normally i would not hire you ...but ...under the circumstances.......you can be my vice exec. |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... I am sure i will need a big hammer type crazy joe....you can fill the bill .......cant chew.... |
Marilyn MonRoses 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... wHAT IS Your Favoite Color: Indigo. Do you type? Yes. Number of prior convictions: None. Are you a fellon? No. References: Only available to the Elite. Present Job Description: Vacation. DO YOU DO DRUGS?: Yes. No. Yes/No. (Not anymore) Have you ever had an affair: No. |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... You Pass......Maryilnn......your hired.....next.... |
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Southern Grace 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Fave color: Pink Type: Kinda Convictions: 0 Fellon: uh nope References: 36C Present job description: GLP Avatar Drugs: No Yes, I give a great foot massage!! Who doesnŽt love running in the rain. If I get hired...IŽll tell you why later!! |
Scarlet Witch 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Scarlet...would you like that in small or large Bills.....
FiveToePete, I would like large bills. That should fit quite nicely in my Italian black leather suitcase. The bills must be unmarked of course. |
FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... No prob witch but first i must say Grace..... |
Southern Grace 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Does this mean IŽm hired????? |
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FiveToePete 12/08/2005 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Now Hiring......Please fill out application..... Hey urinal....do you bathrooms?.....your hired.... |
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