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It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)

 
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It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Hey guys I just want to rant. My girlfriend has been driving me nuts! I seem to do it without even noticing? What is this horrid deed? SCRATCHING MY NUTS. She always makes a comment, has something to say? Like "stop playing with yourself", "why are you always playing with yourself", etc. WTF? Some times you got to adjust! Sometimes you got an itch. Do women not realize that we got something down there???!

poop
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
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07/03/2013 12:08 PM

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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Do they smell like A-1 Steak Sauce?
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07/03/2013 12:20 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
ahhhhh....right between the ball sack and taint.


.....bet feeling ever if you can get your gf to scratch it for ya
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07/03/2013 12:22 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
moranballs
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07/03/2013 12:26 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Dump her now.

She wants to control every aspect of your life and sufficate you.

Dump her now, or end up holding her purse while shopping for tampons.
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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07/03/2013 12:29 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Dude this.
[link to www.antimonkeybutt.com]

Unbelievable stuff. A group of doctors at a biker bar turned me onto it. Your balls and the surrounding suburbs will feel like fluffy soft goodness.
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07/03/2013 12:35 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
My wife says the same...I just tell her I'm adjusting and move my eyes toward her nether regions as though I'm thinking about something.

That's guaranteed to make any woman stop bothering you. Make her think your in the mood. Miraculously they'll find something else to do....
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Chip you and your balls, you are a bastard, ban me if you can, you sad excuse for a human being.
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07/03/2013 12:36 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Some times it like a bug grabs your nuts with both hands and takes a big bite out of them. Or so I've heard
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07/03/2013 12:38 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
if there is something I don't think when I have my hand on my ball bc it itch or ajusting .. it's sex! Last thing on my mind!

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07/03/2013 12:40 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
My wife says the same...I just tell her I'm adjusting and move my eyes toward her nether regions as though I'm thinking about something.

That's guaranteed to make any woman stop bothering you. Make her think your in the mood. Miraculously they'll find something else to do....
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Chip you and your balls, you are a !@#$%^&*, ban me if you can, you sad excuse for a human being.
 Quoting: coderedoc 42732408


Go swim in the lovely !@#$%^&* filled Ganges river you Indians love to drink from so much.

cupofjoe
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You americans astound me with your balls. Isn't there any morality left in the world.
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
My wife says the same...I just tell her I'm adjusting and move my eyes toward her nether regions as though I'm thinking about something.

That's guaranteed to make any woman stop bothering you. Make her think your in the mood. Miraculously they'll find something else to do....
 Quoting: Chip


Chip you and your balls, you are a bastard, ban me if you can, you sad excuse for a human being.
 Quoting: coderedoc 42732408


Hey...coderedoc...

stfu
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Chip you and your balls, you are a !@#$%^&*, ban me if you can, you sad excuse for a human being.
 Quoting: coderedoc 42732408


Go swim in the lovely !@#$%^&* filled Ganges river you Indians love to drink from so much.

cupofjoe
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You americans astound me with your balls. Isn't there any morality left in the world.
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I have one question: Do you guys make a curry flavored slurpee yet?
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Huh, curries are secondary food items used along with something else, not primary food items.
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07/03/2013 12:49 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Dude.

Go to the store and pick up some vaginal anti-itch cream. The active ingredient is lidocaine and it will make the itch disappear INSTANTLY.

P.S. Itchy vagina cream has the most % of lidocaine in it but if you can find something else or are too much of a pussy, look around.
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07/03/2013 12:50 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
I bet a red karma that this thread gonna be pin!! :)
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07/03/2013 12:52 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Dude.

Go to the store and pick up some vaginal anti-itch cream. The active ingredient is lidocaine and it will make the itch disappear INSTANTLY.

P.S. Itchy vagina cream has the most % of lidocaine in it but if you can find something else or are too much of a pussy, look around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488391


Are you a chick? Because if not you have no idea about balls. We don't need some chick product. Like your arm, head, leg etc you get an itch.
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07/03/2013 12:56 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
My wife says the same...I just tell her I'm adjusting and move my eyes toward her nether regions as though I'm thinking about something.

That's guaranteed to make any woman stop bothering you. Make her think your in the mood. Miraculously they'll find something else to do....
 Quoting: Chip


That's the most truthful thing anyone ever said on this forum
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07/03/2013 12:59 PM

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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
A-1

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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07/03/2013 01:01 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
I bet a red karma that this thread gonna be pin!! :)
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It should be. Women need to leave us alone in that respect and need to know. My girlfriend also quoted saying to me "what if I walked around scratching my vagina all the time?" I said I would lend her a hand
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07/03/2013 01:02 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
take a Vacation Trip to Japan, chicks are into washing men down there.

You can't get that service no where else in the world.
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07/03/2013 01:06 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
My wife says the same...I just tell her I'm adjusting and move my eyes toward her nether regions as though I'm thinking about something.

That's guaranteed to make any woman stop bothering you. Make her think your in the mood. Miraculously they'll find something else to do....
 Quoting: Chip


That's the most truthful thing anyone ever said on this forum
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I second that! Using that move tonight!
clappa
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07/03/2013 02:21 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Very interesting indeed....I suspect women do not get the concept that an itch isn't a bad thing and scratching your nuts is not the same as a yeast infection.
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07/03/2013 02:25 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Take a shower, use soap, dry off, use some powder.
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07/03/2013 02:26 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Hey guys I just want to rant. My girlfriend has been driving me nuts! I seem to do it without even noticing? What is this horrid deed? SCRATCHING MY NUTS. She always makes a comment, has something to say? Like "stop playing with yourself", "why are you always playing with yourself", etc. WTF? Some times you got to adjust! Sometimes you got an itch. Do women not realize that we got something down there???!

poop
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Just wait till you hit 50. scareddead3
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07/03/2013 02:30 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Hey guys I just want to rant. My girlfriend has been driving me nuts! I seem to do it without even noticing? What is this horrid deed? SCRATCHING MY NUTS. She always makes a comment, has something to say? Like "stop playing with yourself", "why are you always playing with yourself", etc. WTF? Some times you got to adjust! Sometimes you got an itch. Do women not realize that we got something down there???!

poop
 Quoting: Ugh 12865879


Just wait till you hit 50. scareddead3
 Quoting: RayGun


cruise yes because at that age she will be thinking you have athletes foot or something. Swing low
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Women scratch too. Your girlfriend is just busting your itchy balls.
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07/03/2013 02:42 PM
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Balls itch.It's just a fact.It doesn't matter if their clean or dirty,they itch.Plus they need to be adjusted quite a bit.Women just don't understand.
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
I bet a red karma that this thread gonna be pin!! :)
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hawk medal
Pickle Suprise!
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I bet a red karma that this thread gonna be pin!! :)
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hawk medal
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clappa
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Re: It's no conspiracy, my balls just itch. (Guy Thread)
Recently got bit by not one but two seed ticks on my dick. One half way up the shaft (somewhat uncomfortable but bearable) and one right where the shaft connects to the body (whatever that part is called?) the base I guess?? Anyhow that one at the base has a terrible itch to it, so much I actually unintentionally itched it until it was bleeding. Damn ticks on my dick.





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