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Your god is a woman...and jesus was her husband?

 
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Your god is a woman...and jesus was her husband?
Interesting read for all you Christians...

"In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God. Men cannot give birth so God is a Mother and the text has been altered"

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You guys need to get your story straight...
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Nonsense.
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For those too lazy to click the link. Some evidence given.

"The Evidence

The following evidence in the scriptures supports the theory:


•Jesus was with God in the beginning (John 1:2) but there is no mentioning of Jesus in the Tanakh (Old Testament).

•Adam is referred to as son of God (Luke 3:38), Jesus as firstborn over all creation (Col. 1:15) so Adam was born and Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam.

•Christians are considered to be children of God and born of God (John 1:12-13) so God was a Mother before the text was altered.

•No Father is mentioned in the Tanakh, only Eve is named Mother of All the Living (Gen. 3:20).

•After having created the humans on the sixth day in Genesis 1, God appears to have started over again by creating Adam and Eve in Genesis 2. This indicates that the text has been changed.

•Adam calling his wife Eve because She would become mother of all the living also suggests tampering."

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Nonsense.
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Why? So what if she is? I think it would be cool for you guys to realize that...
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Makes perfect sense that God is our creator
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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Anybody sick of this man/ woman crap. This is really getting old.
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Anybody sick of this man/ woman crap. This is really getting old.
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Why?...what is wrong with god being a woman? To me it seems like the most logical answer to fit their description.
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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ok

am i the only one who doesnt know wtf any of that means
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laugh
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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ok

am i the only one who doesnt know wtf any of that means
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lol wtf
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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ok

am i the only one who doesnt know wtf any of that means
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It means our mates are conceived on the days we are born and they are born 9 months later. That's how we virgin birth them old school way. 1 flesh is 1 mind, duh.

Last Edited by nah-t on 07/03/2013 03:08 PM
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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ok

am i the only one who doesnt know wtf any of that means
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It means our mates are conceived on the days we are born and they are born 9 months later. That's how we virgin birth them old school way. 1 flesh is 1 mind, duh.
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Like twin souls?...
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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ok

am i the only one who doesnt know wtf any of that means
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40300096


It means our mates are conceived on the days we are born and they are born 9 months later. That's how we virgin birth them old school way. 1 flesh is 1 mind, duh.
 Quoting: nah


Like twin souls?...
 Quoting: Smiling Jack


That sounds too new agey, but this provides proof that the spouse is truly a flesh mate (a term I just made up) glued together by God. We are 1 flesh rather than 1 soul.

The pattern I have noticed in my family is the man is always conceived on the woman's birth day. And it can be years before or after her actual birth. He is coming from the woman's mind/flesh.

Last Edited by nah-t on 07/03/2013 03:22 PM
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ok

am i the only one who doesnt know wtf any of that means
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40300096


It means our mates are conceived on the days we are born and they are born 9 months later. That's how we virgin birth them old school way. 1 flesh is 1 mind, duh.
 Quoting: nah


Like twin souls?...
 Quoting: Smiling Jack


That sounds too new agey, but this provides more proof that the spouse is truly a flesh mate (a term I just made up) glued together by God. We are 1 flesh rather than 1 soul.

The pattern I have noticed in my family is the man is always conceived on the woman's birth day. And it can be years before or after her actual birth. He is coming from the woman's mind/flesh.
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Honestly...that was the coolest thing I have ever heard. thumbs
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It means our mates are conceived on the days we are born and they are born 9 months later. That's how we virgin birth them old school way. 1 flesh is 1 mind, duh.
 Quoting: nah


Like twin souls?...
 Quoting: Smiling Jack


That sounds too new agey, but this provides more proof that the spouse is truly a flesh mate (a term I just made up) glued together by God. We are 1 flesh rather than 1 soul.

The pattern I have noticed in my family is the man is always conceived on the woman's birth day. And it can be years before or after her actual birth. He is coming from the woman's mind/flesh.
 Quoting: nah


Honestly...that was the coolest thing I have ever heard. thumbs
 Quoting: Smiling Jack


Thank you!
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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what the. that blew my mind haha

so your husband is a little younger then you. and was born like 3 months before your birthday?

(what are your starsigns?)
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
 Quoting: nah


what the. that blew my mind haha

so your husband is a little younger then you. and was born like 3 months before your birthday?

(what are your starsigns?)
 Quoting: T-Man


Yes he was born in 74 and conceived on my first birthday in 73. We don't let star signs dictate our lives but I am an Aries and he is a Capricorn. Good thing we don't follow those because according to them we aren't compatible.

BTW, I figured this out on my own, you won't find this taught by anyone.

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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
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what the. that blew my mind haha

so your husband is a little younger then you. and was born like 3 months before your birthday?

(what are your starsigns?)
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Yes he was born in 74 and conceived on my first birthday in 73. We don't let star signs dictate our lives but I am an Aries and he is a Capricorn. Good thing we don't follow those because according to them we aren't compatible.

BTW, I figured this out on my own, you won't find this taught by anyone.
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how do you figure that out tho?
and your grandma aswell?
is it like a perfect 9 months btw?

yea i dont follow star signs but i always like to put the theorie to a test.

they say capricorn and taurus are a perfect match. maybe our calanders are off? lol
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I was a virgin when my husband was conceived, exactly on my first birthday. But I think that's more like a 1 flesh kinda thing since it was from my mind wishing for him to be born. It happened like that with my grandparents too, my grandfather was conceived on my grandmother's birthday as well, a few years before she was born so she was a virgin too.
 Quoting: nah


what the. that blew my mind haha

so your husband is a little younger then you. and was born like 3 months before your birthday?

(what are your starsigns?)
 Quoting: T-Man


Yes he was born in 74 and conceived on my first birthday in 73. We don't let star signs dictate our lives but I am an Aries and he is a Capricorn. Good thing we don't follow those because according to them we aren't compatible.

BTW, I figured this out on my own, you won't find this taught by anyone.
 Quoting: nah


how do you figure that out tho?
and your grandma aswell?
is it like a perfect 9 months btw?

yea i dont follow star signs but i always like to put the theorie to a test.

they say capricorn and taurus are a perfect match. maybe our calanders are off? lol
 Quoting: T-Man


I didn't figure it out until my 3rd child was born because my first one was conceived on my grandmother's birthday and born on my grandfather's birthday. I knew she was born on his birthday but never gave her conception day a second thought but I do remember the doctor telling me the day she was conceived specifically my grandmother's birthday. Then my next child was conceived on the day my grandmother died and my third child was born on the day my grandfather died. Then I thought it was kinda weird so I did the math with my husbands birthday and asked his mother what his conception day was and she laughed and said my birthday. Even though there is a give or take a week, the conception day will always be on the birthday. Does that make sense?

As far as the calendar goes, I don't think that's wrong, just the astrology when it comes to mates. Sure we might be more compatible according to it but it doesn't give specific time periods. Besides, we all know there is no perfect marriage. Let's say I was born on January first, my flesh mate will be born between the last week of September and first week of October. A males will be conceived on the woman's birthday day. I don't quite understand the significance with my children surrounding my grandparents except that it's how it came to my attention. The day the male is born doesn't matter, just the day he was conceived and that has to match her birthday. So he could be born early, a month or 2 but still be conceived on her birthday. So there is really no telling until after the couple hooks up.

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what the. that blew my mind haha

so your husband is a little younger then you. and was born like 3 months before your birthday?

(what are your starsigns?)
 Quoting: T-Man


Yes he was born in 74 and conceived on my first birthday in 73. We don't let star signs dictate our lives but I am an Aries and he is a Capricorn. Good thing we don't follow those because according to them we aren't compatible.

BTW, I figured this out on my own, you won't find this taught by anyone.
 Quoting: nah


how do you figure that out tho?
and your grandma aswell?
is it like a perfect 9 months btw?

yea i dont follow star signs but i always like to put the theorie to a test.

they say capricorn and taurus are a perfect match. maybe our calanders are off? lol
 Quoting: T-Man


I didn't figure it out until my 3rd child was born because my first one was conceived on my grandmother's birthday and born on my grandfather's birthday. I knew she was born on his birthday but never gave her conception day a second thought but I do remember the doctor telling me the day she was conceived specifically my grandmother's birthday. Then my next child was conceived on the day my grandmother died and my third child was born on the day my grandfather died. Then I thought it was kinda weird so I did the math with my husbands birthday and asked his mother what his conception day was and she laughed and said my birthday. Even though there is a give or take a week, the conception day will always be on the birthday. Does that make sense?

As far as the calendar goes, I don't think that's wrong, just the astrology when it comes to mates. Sure we might be more compatible according to it but it doesn't give specific time periods. Besides, we all know there is no perfect marriage. Let's say I was born on January first, my flesh mate will be born between the last week of September and first week of October. A males will be born on his conception day. I don't quite understand the significance with my children surrounding my grandparents except that it's how it came to my attention.
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i think that makes sense. the conception part with the week give or take. but how do you women know what time the conception happened? i mean whether conception would mean the sex or the conception into the egg. how do you know?

well my theorie is that astrology is more complex than what we see today in popular culture. so give or take a week before and a week after the 21st of each month we could still be the same starsign. hope you get what i mean. imo someone born on lets say april 17 can still be a taurus. and in other years someone born may 24 would still be a taurus. lol

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Yes he was born in 74 and conceived on my first birthday in 73. We don't let star signs dictate our lives but I am an Aries and he is a Capricorn. Good thing we don't follow those because according to them we aren't compatible.

BTW, I figured this out on my own, you won't find this taught by anyone.
 Quoting: nah


how do you figure that out tho?
and your grandma aswell?
is it like a perfect 9 months btw?

yea i dont follow star signs but i always like to put the theorie to a test.

they say capricorn and taurus are a perfect match. maybe our calanders are off? lol
 Quoting: T-Man


I didn't figure it out until my 3rd child was born because my first one was conceived on my grandmother's birthday and born on my grandfather's birthday. I knew she was born on his birthday but never gave her conception day a second thought but I do remember the doctor telling me the day she was conceived specifically my grandmother's birthday. Then my next child was conceived on the day my grandmother died and my third child was born on the day my grandfather died. Then I thought it was kinda weird so I did the math with my husbands birthday and asked his mother what his conception day was and she laughed and said my birthday. Even though there is a give or take a week, the conception day will always be on the birthday. Does that make sense?

As far as the calendar goes, I don't think that's wrong, just the astrology when it comes to mates. Sure we might be more compatible according to it but it doesn't give specific time periods. Besides, we all know there is no perfect marriage. Let's say I was born on January first, my flesh mate will be born between the last week of September and first week of October. A males will be born on his conception day. I don't quite understand the significance with my children surrounding my grandparents except that it's how it came to my attention.
 Quoting: nah


i think that makes sense. the conception part with the week give or take. but how do you women know what time the conception happened? i mean whether conception would mean the sex or the conception into the egg. how do you know?

well my theorie is that astrology is more complex than what we see today in popular culture. so give or take a week before and a week after the 21st of each month we could still be the same starsign. hope you get what i mean. imo someone born on lets say april 17 can still be a taurus. and in other years someone born may 24 would still be a taurus. lol

this is why i love glp...
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I kept editing my post because my thoughts get jumbled sometimes.

The doctor always told me and they base it on the last period I had, the conception day.

I think the give or take a week can be wrong though because some men may be born premature, that's what I had edited in.
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The early Christians may have believed that Eve was the mother of all the living, that Mary Magdalene was a reincarnation of Eve, and that Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam. They may have believed that Eve was not made out of the rib of Adam but that Adam was born as a son of Eve so that Adam and therefore Jesus were a Son of God.

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It's like fish arguing which point in the water is water!
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Interesting read for all you Christians...

"In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God. Men cannot give birth so God is a Mother and the text has been altered"

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You guys need to get your story straight...
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Pathetic attempt.
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Interesting read for all you Christians...

"In the Gospel Adam is named Son of God while Jesus is called firstborn of all creation. This means that Adam was born and that Eve was God. The Gospel also states that Christians are children of God and born of God. Men cannot give birth so God is a Mother and the text has been altered"

[link to ezinearticles.com]

You guys need to get your story straight...
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You're fucking dumb. The story of Adam and Eve is not in the Gospel. The Old testament isn't the Gospel. You know what's in the Gospel? John ch 1-14... And that is, in the beginning was the Word, the Word was with God, the word was God, and the Word became flesh...

Now Adam was never born. He was created from the ground. Jesus became flesh through Mary.

It's you're misunderstanding that needs to be straightened out. And how the fuck is Eve even God when God forbade her to eat from the tree? God is talking to himself? Wtf

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