how can i get aliens to come pick me up

I already have a rechargeble accu....best loot ever besides the phone

there is a lot of threads on this already and this site was more or less designed to get you there.

The key is to be the greatest wanker you can possibly be.

That is when they come and anal probe you.

I should warn you that it's hell. So it would be far safer to keep living in this crap hole for now with satan at more of a distance.


Now if you are looking for Gods kingdom, heaven. Then there is a book for that too called "the holy bible" you read the king james version.


Good luck.

Go outside, take off all your clothes, point your ass skyward, and spread your cheeks with your hands. Let the aliens see your dirty asshole, they will be with you shortly.

Might want to shave it first.

They only want true believers. You must be alone, and with an open mind. Repeat in your head, "nothing is impossible, everything is possible". If you are honest, serious, and a true believer, you will be happily greeted.

No one has had a comfy experience with aliens. Every single person who has been abducted has been terrified. It isn't something you should wish for, they are not your friend. Far from it.

just go to the US Mexico border with 100's taped to your shirt...they will take you...trust me