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Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice

 
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Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
My wife found me in the full nelson position last night after telling her,"hiney, I need to relax so I am going to Yoga for awhile"
It seems that I was talking in some alien language and I was spitting and making farting noises with my tongue.
My wife panicked and slapped me on the face.
Before I awoke from the trance, a growled at her and urinated on her arm.
She slapped me harder and this finally woke me up.
First, I have a demond of headaches,now I listed to Deepok Chootee and practice the Yoga and get another demond that likes pissing in the night and making me look like a crazy fool.
I have even tried my wives old Jane Fonda Exorcist videos to no avail.
I just got hot and sweaty and felt like a used pick me up

Help, I know there is alot of wiss som here on GLP
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07/11/2013 06:56 AM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
i have the same thing. i wish i knew the alien language better so it wouldn't happen like this. i have a major headache too.
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07/11/2013 07:08 AM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Are you married to your butt?
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07/11/2013 07:21 AM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
it's too late you're going hell

the pope will not redeem you now

enjoy the lake of fire
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07/11/2013 07:23 AM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
It tha spelling Demond sumtims it get me to
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07/11/2013 07:27 AM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
You were fine until you started using it to suck your cock. Thats the dark side of yoga
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07/11/2013 07:38 AM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Is a demond a cross between a demon and an almond? chuckle
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08/14/2013 09:20 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Tim Tebowb tried to beat me with a holey stick to drive the pissing yoga demond out of me but he cracked his ankkle .
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11/01/2013 02:30 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
uSE A TURNBATT THEY DRIVE THEM DEMONDSOUT OR KILLED THE PERSON
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11/01/2013 02:33 PM
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yea i can totally ralate i just shat on her arm instead
she just throw some juice in my face i thought i was waking up and going to school what a naghtmare
Please hold still so I can cut your hair long
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11/01/2013 02:35 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Obviously reduced OP's ability to communicate in a recogisable language as well.
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11/08/2013 10:08 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Obviously reduced OP's ability to communicate in a recogisable language as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49281864


dEPOOTE CHOWTERY .....HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF HIM IN GREECE?
He is a fancy Dr who also is a mystic guru type man.
He is an expert in the antient Indian healing art of Aryanvelveeta
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11/08/2013 10:21 PM
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If youre serious
just visit a true christian or pastor
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11/09/2013 04:52 PM
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If youre serious
just visit a true christian or pastor
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The demond grabs my arm and makes me stop the cat in the driveway.
I try to start the car again and the battery explodes in pieces.
Prime Minister Ape of Japan
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11/13/2013 02:20 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Close your eyes and meditate on HAPPY HAPPY JAPAN.
NO DEATH, ANYTIME
EVERYONE LIVE FOR 1000000000 YEARS.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
NO DEMOND FROM TIE CHEECH YOU WHITE DIMWIT
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11/13/2013 02:29 PM
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lmao
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11/13/2013 02:30 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
You can't "get a demon" from either yoga, or ti chi, nor any other "spiritual" activity or practice. You can only "Get a demon" from the weakness of your own mind, and your own negative thoughts and actions.

By making this negative thread, you've invited in a demon and are now infested. You can clear this away if you only just recognize your own darkness and repeat.
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11/13/2013 02:31 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Did you say Yogi ??


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11/13/2013 02:32 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
You can't "get a demon" from either yogo, or tie chi, nor any other "spiritual" activity or practice. You can only "Get a demon" from the weakness of your own mind, and your own negative thoughts and actions.

By making this negative thread, you've invited in a demon and are now infested. You can clear this away if you only just recognize your own darkness and repeat.
 Quoting: RandomS


How do you know this is true?
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By making this negative thread, you've invited in a demon and are now infested. You can clear this away if you only just recognize your own darkness and repeat.
 Quoting: RandomS


How do you know this is true?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49919281


If you open yourself to darkness, darkness can flow into you. If you are a source of negativity, negativity will take up residence in you.

If you build the house, they will live in it, yes?

:eggs:
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11/13/2013 03:08 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
I'm confident, that OPie just ate too much Morannaise before the yoga exercise ... rimshot
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11/13/2013 03:09 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
if you suck your own cock, you will get demonds
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11/13/2013 03:11 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
By making this negative thread, you've invited in a demon and are now infested. You can clear this away if you only just recognize your own darkness and repeat.
 Quoting: RandomS


How do you know this is true?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49919281


If you open yourself to darkness, darkness can flow into you. If you are a source of negativity, negativity will take up residence in you.

If you build the house, they will live in it, yes?

:eggs:
 Quoting: RandomS


I know but you made a broad sweep in your first paragraph..
"...other spiritual practices.."
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11/13/2013 03:11 PM
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if you suck your own cock, you will get demonds
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diamonds
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
My wife found me in the full nelson position last night after telling her,"hiney, I need to relax so I am going to Yoga for awhile"
It seems that I was talking in some alien language and I was spitting and making farting noises with my tongue.
My wife panicked and slapped me on the face.
Before I awoke from the trance, a growled at her and urinated on her arm.
She slapped me harder and this finally woke me up.
First, I have a demond of headaches,now I listed to Deepok Chootee and practice the Yoga and get another demond that likes pissing in the night and making me look like a crazy fool.
I have even tried my wives old Jane Fonda Exorcist videos to no avail.
I just got hot and sweaty and felt like a used pick me up

Help, I know there is alot of wiss som here on GLP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33629996


FULL NELSON POSITION ?!?!?!?!
ROLF !!!
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05/25/2014 02:43 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
Close your eyes and meditate on HAPPY HAPPY JAPAN.
NO DEATH, ANYTIME
EVERYONE LIVE FOR 1000000000 YEARS.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
NO DEMOND FROM TIE CHEECH YOU WHITE DIMWIT
 Quoting: Prime Minister Ape of Japan 49060888


roflroflrofl
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It tha spelling Demond sumtims it get me to
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lolsign
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
uSE A TURNBATT THEY DRIVE THEM DEMONDSOUT OR KILLED THE PERSON
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wtfwtfwtf
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05/25/2014 03:25 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
My wife found me in the full nelson position last night after telling her,"hiney, I need to relax so I am going to Yoga for awhile"
It seems that I was talking in some alien language and I was spitting and making farting noises with my tongue.
My wife panicked and slapped me on the face.
Before I awoke from the trance, a growled at her and urinated on her arm.
She slapped me harder and this finally woke me up.
First, I have a demond of headaches,now I listed to Deepok Chootee and practice the Yoga and get another demond that likes pissing in the night and making me look like a crazy fool.
I have even tried my wives old Jane Fonda Exorcist videos to no avail.
I just got hot and sweaty and felt like a used pick me up

Help, I know there is alot of wiss som here on GLP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33629996



Jesus Christ can help you, pray to him and ask him for forgivness of sins.
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05/25/2014 03:54 PM
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Re: Help ! I got a demond from Yoga amd Tie Cheeh practice
yes its easy to blame something els when youre embarased. fking handle your problems





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