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Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!

 
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Office Space was just on tv... I watched it again.

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Me too!!!
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
What you lazy-ass mediocre bitches haven't figured out is that we ALL serve others. Every fucking one of us including Bill Gates and Donald Trump.

To have more money, you have to learn to serve more people more efficiently.

Until you figure that out, you'll jus be another loser. The world is filled with lazy-ass losers like you.

Enjoy your worthless life.
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Work is for chumps.
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Work is for chumps.
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That's what the lazy-ass losers in Detroit have been saying for decades. Now look at them.
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Is this a 'guess the color' thread?
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
People, I love the responses. All that we do when we work hard is make some rich asshole richer. Then he can cash in his stock options, buy a big boat to take out his mistress on, and spend all day being lazy. So why is it ok for the boss to be lazy but we have to work hard? Not anymore, baby!
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Get on the Internet and learn something to better yourself, its all free. Washing machines work hard too.
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The harder you work the more the basta**s want

the more they know you are capable of
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Is this a 'guess the color' thread?
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I doubt it. This guy indicates that he actually has a job.
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07/24/2013 08:38 AM
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Is this a 'guess the color' thread?
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I doubt it. This guy indicates that he actually has a job.
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what actually cannot be said about me, which i enjoy.
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Don't be lazy, work hard so you can develop a good work habit. It will make you more likely to be successful in other aspects of life.
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You sound like Illuminati.


Work harder peasant,work harder and enjoy it!



Remember that sign: 'Hard work sets you free?'




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Last Edited by IntoTheLight on 07/24/2013 08:43 AM
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Office Space was just on tv... I watched it again.

chuckle
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LOL I love that movie. I actually came on here just to post this:

"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
People, I love the responses. All that we do when we work hard is make some rich asshole richer. Then he can cash in his stock options, buy a big boat to take out his mistress on, and spend all day being lazy. So why is it ok for the boss to be lazy but we have to work hard? Not anymore, baby!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43695998


Don't wait until you're 65 for life to begin. By then you will be too old to enjoy it. Start enjoying life now. Don't be anyone's slave.
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One last bit of advice, don't work hard but make sure no one knows that. Make it look like you're working hard. Just like how your boss pretends to care about you but in reality doesn't give a shit. You should also pretend like you really care about your job and pretend to work hard.
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If people don't get what this guy is trying to say please stay out of this topic because you can't think for yourself, you've been to brainwashed to think logically and healthy, you can only reason by a amount of money so you are lost or either some corporate shill.


Don't be lazy, work hard so you can develop a good work habit. It will make you more likely to be successful in other aspects of life.
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Succes is not a measure of income or wealth, if you believe so then i feel sorry for you, i really do.
You sound like Illuminati.


Work harder peasant,work harder and enjoy it!



Remember that sign: 'Hard work sets you free?'




whip
 Quoting: IntoTheLight


I can remember a sign like that, it's posted on the entrance gate for Auswitch a good working camp wasn't it? /sarcasm off

Last Edited by Dutchguy on 07/24/2013 08:54 AM
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
Slowly developing this theory too...

Worked my ass off for 3 years, taking on more and more challenges, responsibilities, and duties of other higher up positions... requested review for or raise and/or promotion... told it sbouldnt be a problem. "Let's sit down in 3 weeks..." it has now been 7 months, with 6 requests, and on top of that, MORE responsibility. In fact, I'm doing a director job in TWO locations an hour apart in ONE day. No raise, no overtime, no promotion...

Radio business can suck balls.
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
What is my motivation to work harder at my job if I get paid the same? Nothing. Not one damn thing. If I do just enough to not get fired why should I do anymore? I couldn't care any less if I make some rich asshole richer by working harder so guess what? I'm not going to! Fuck it, I don't give a fuck!!!
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I guess it's EBT, Obamacare, and Obama 2016 for you..huh?

Douche
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
I always think that the amount of work an employee does equals to how well they are treated by their employer. I have worked in places where i have put in 150% and other places not so much depending on this formula
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If you put in 150% anywhere, then you are one dumb son-of-a-bitch. I used to do the same and I have nothing more to show for it then if I had done the bare minimum. Actually I do have something to show for it, a bad back. From now on, I do only the bare minimum necessary.
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Well actually the guy i worked for was an amazing boss and an amazing person to work for, the job was physical but i absolutely loved working there because of the people and my boss, he appreciated his workers.
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Did he share the profits with you? Of course not. Then all he was doing was stringing you along.
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My salary is more than enough to get me by, without lifting a finger. What motivates me is the sales commission I get, based on the revenue I generate for the place I manage. I also work for a small private company with a cool owner, who let's me do my own thing. They know who they hired, and they know the job gets done properly, the first time with no bitching and whining. Instead of hording what little cash I get, I usually try and help friends out where ever I can. Pisses my wife off to no end, but then again, I earned it fair and square.

Find some motivation maybe ?
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Peter Gibbons?
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There is nothing like laying your heat upon a pillow at night knowing you did the right thing in keeping your word when you accepted employment with your company.


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I feel this way as well. In my 20s, I would literally break my back to impress my boss. This would lead to more responsibilties, bigger work load, more headaches, and the same pay every week. I was once told that I wouldn't be promoted due to being a victim of my own success... WTF?!

Now I'm 34, and couldn't give two shits and a fuck. Fuck being a glorified slave. I do as much as needed to not get fired. There's way more things of importance in life than money. Wake up, people!

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There is nothing like laying your heat upon a pillow at night knowing you did the right thing in keeping your word when you accepted employment with your company.


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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
When it is your time to die, look back and tell me if you are happy with your attitude towards life?


What if opportunity comes along and ignores you because you were too busy not "giving a fuck" about working.

Then it can be argued that YOU tossed away any chance of success!


Note my signature, do your best and the rest is fate.

Otherwise, if you dick off and then something bad happens....was that fate or did you cause that by failing to achieve your personal best?


Life is easier when you work your hardest. Trust me it is!
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When it is your time to die, look back and tell me if you are happy with your attitude towards life?


What if opportunity comes along and ignores you because you were too busy not "giving a fuck" about working.

Then it can be argued that YOU tossed away any chance of success!


Note my signature, do your best and the rest is fate.

Otherwise, if you dick off and then something bad happens....was that fate or did you cause that by failing to achieve your personal best?


Life is easier when you work your hardest. Trust me it is!
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One last bit of advice, don't work hard but make sure no one knows that. Make it look like you're working hard. Just like how your boss pretends to care about you but in reality doesn't give a shit. You should also pretend like you really care about your job and pretend to work hard.
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Bahahaaha!

LMAO
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
What is my motivation to work harder at my job if I get paid the same? Nothing. Not one damn thing. If I do just enough to not get fired why should I do anymore? I couldn't care any less if I make some rich asshole richer by working harder so guess what? I'm not going to! Fuck it, I don't give a fuck!!!
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Spoken like a true unemployment recipient. Why work?
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And remember it was UNIONS that killed this country

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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
What is my motivation to work harder at my job if I get paid the same? Nothing. Not one damn thing. If I do just enough to not get fired why should I do anymore? I couldn't care any less if I make some rich asshole richer by working harder so guess what? I'm not going to! Fuck it, I don't give a fuck!!!
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There is nothing like laying your heat upon a pillow at night knowing you did the right thing in keeping your word when you accepted employment with your company.


@@@@@
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36964074


err... "heat?" We talking about firearms now?
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
I love the responses. Awesome! Don't work hard but do enough to not get fired. Pretend like you care about your work and play office politics always pretending to be on the side of the company. That is what gets you ahead. Working hard is for dumbasses who have yet to figure out that working hard makes you old and tired. Pretending to work hard gets you promoted and rich.
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
Office Space was just on tv... I watched it again.

chuckle
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


LOL I love that movie. I actually came on here just to post this:

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All you hard work advocates watch the clip above. It tells you all you need. By the way, the guy in the video got a promotion and the hard workers got laid-off.
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Re: Why don't I try harder at work? It's because I just don't give a fuck!!!
What is my motivation to work harder at my job if I get paid the same? Nothing. Not one damn thing. If I do just enough to not get fired why should I do anymore? I couldn't care any less if I make some rich asshole richer by working harder so guess what? I'm not going to! Fuck it, I don't give a fuck!!!
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I think many understand what you are saying, I do. It is hard to keep up a high level of work output when it's known no increases are available. I have had only one small increase in the last 7 years.

However I will not be defined by others, I will set my own standards and not the incompetent or greedy. I will do what I can keeping my own safety and others around me a priority and try hard not to stress over the rest..





GLP