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Jesus died for the sins of mankind. The only way to full enlightenment is through the one true lord thy GOD. I know this now more than ever because of what I have experienced. Faith is all you need. Don't be persuaded by others that are blinded by the devil. Like Jesus said "forgive them for they no not what they do." Just because a scientist or someone with a degree says they discovered something or have proof of anything does not mean they are right. Faith is stronger than their so called facts. Be strong brothers and sisters and remember that we are all children of GOD. - oh wait I forgot to mention how elaborate and delusional everything I said is. I forgot that no one living today has ever met such a man. Jesus may have existed and to me if he would have seen what people have done in his name and with his image, he would be nothing short of disgusted. Of course I can't speak on his behalf for I don't know him because he is dead. Maybe he never existed? Maybe it was just a story to help control masses of unordered and simple minded people that if left to think there was no god would rip each other apart without hesitation for there would be no fear of hell as a repercussion. Are we over this yet? Can we beam past this archetype and shoot out light years away from this same story that has been told different ways thousands of times over? It is time for us to move on. It's time for us to leave this mistake behind. The idea of Jesus and the example he portrayed can be used to help some better themselves but its dangerous when people start associating the stories in the bible with reality. Basic instructions before leaving earth. That is it. Not reality scripts from the archive that was. Take them more as metaphors that help install morals. Love is the way. Unconditionally.
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Jesus died for the sins of mankind. The only way to full enlightenment is through the one true lord thy GOD. I know this now more than ever because of what I have experienced. Faith is all you need. Don't be persuaded by others that are blinded by the devil. Like Jesus said "forgive them for they no not what they do." Just because a scientist or someone with a degree says they discovered something or have proof of anything does not mean they are right. Faith is stronger than their so called facts. Be strong brothers and sisters and remember that we are all children of GOD. - oh wait I forgot to mention how elaborate and delusional everything I said is. I forgot that no one living today has ever met such a man. Jesus may have existed and to me if he would have seen what people have done in his name and with his image, he would be nothing short of disgusted. Of course I can't speak on his behalf for I don't know him because he is dead. Maybe he never existed? Maybe it was just a story to help control masses of unordered and simple minded people that if left to think there was no god would rip each other apart without hesitation for there would be no fear of hell as a repercussion. Are we over this yet? Can we beam past this archetype and shoot out light years away from this same story that has been told different ways thousands of times over? It is time for us to move on. It's time for us to leave this mistake behind. The idea of Jesus and the example he portrayed can be used to help some better themselves but its dangerous when people start associating the stories in the bible with reality. Basic instructions before leaving earth. That is it. Not reality scripts from the archive that was. Take them more as metaphors that help install morals. Love is the way. Unconditionally.
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My take....Jesus is quite upset at these folks....


It is easier to believe....

Like a watch this type event about to occur.?
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One of the good things about Christianity, as opposed to other faiths, is that God does not force you to believe in him. You can live your life as you want and your after life will be as you designed it to be.

Many other religions, such as Islam, Judaism, atheism, human secularism (enforced via a demonic tax code) ... all of these belief systems require you to submit to that dogma, or you will be a slave, or even worse, such as imprisonment or death.
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Oh wise one, we eagerly await, in a future world, your most wisest-est's one's breathtaking expungency of most wisest words ever written, I mean the kind that is just beyond words in its wisdom and power. Oh, AC, I see you are really going places with this exegesis of profound wisdom. Hold back the floodgates, ladies and gents. It's just OMG superb, and from an AC at that. Who would've thunk it?
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Jesus died for the sins of mankind. The only way to full enlightenment is through the one true lord thy GOD. I know this now more than ever because of what I have experienced. Faith is all you need. Don't be persuaded by others that are blinded by the devil. Like Jesus said "forgive them for they no not what they do." Just because a scientist or someone with a degree says they discovered something or have proof of anything does not mean they are right. Faith is stronger than their so called facts. Be strong brothers and sisters and remember that we are all children of GOD. - oh wait I forgot to mention how elaborate and delusional everything I said is. I forgot that no one living today has ever met such a man. Jesus may have existed and to me if he would have seen what people have done in his name and with his image, he would be nothing short of disgusted. Of course I can't speak on his behalf for I don't know him because he is dead. Maybe he never existed? Maybe it was just a story to help control masses of unordered and simple minded people that if left to think there was no god would rip each other apart without hesitation for there would be no fear of hell as a repercussion. Are we over this yet? Can we beam past this archetype and shoot out light years away from this same story that has been told different ways thousands of times over? It is time for us to move on. It's time for us to leave this mistake behind. The idea of Jesus and the example he portrayed can be used to help some better themselves but its dangerous when people start associating the stories in the bible with reality. Basic instructions before leaving earth. That is it. Not reality scripts from the archive that was. Take them more as metaphors that help install morals. Love is the way. Unconditionally.
 Quoting: seenthelight 35725671


My take....Jesus is quite upset at these folks....


It is easier to believe....

Like a watch this type event about to occur.?
 Quoting: CE1


The first part of your message was good until you said that the story of Jesus was made up and that he never lived, and then you said that you do not know HIM.

Jesus did walk this earth, HE taught the true way to the FATHER and HE died for the sins of all those who would repent and take up their cross and follow HIM.

There is no other way to the FATHER but by HIM.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

John 8:24 I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.
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Oh wise one, we eagerly await, in a future world, your most wisest-est's one's breathtaking expungency of most wisest words ever written, I mean the kind that is just beyond words in its wisdom and power. Oh, AC, I see you are really going places with this exegesis of profound wisdom. Hold back the floodgates, ladies and gents. It's just OMG superb, and from an AC at that. Who would've thunk it?
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Psalms 5:9 For there is no faithfulness in their mouth; their inward part is very wickedness; their throat is an open sepulchre; they flatter with their tongue.

Psalms 12:2 They speak vanity every one with his neighbour: with flattering lips and with a double heart do they speak.
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Oh wise one, we eagerly await, in a future world, your most wisest-est's one's breathtaking expungency of most wisest words ever written, I mean the kind that is just beyond words in its wisdom and power. Oh, AC, I see you are really going places with this exegesis of profound wisdom. Hold back the floodgates, ladies and gents. It's just OMG superb, and from an AC at that. Who would've thunk it?
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Psalms 5:9 For there is no faithfulness in their mouth; their inward part is very wickedness; their throat is an open sepulchre; they flatter with their tongue.

Psalms 12:2 They speak vanity every one with his neighbour: with flattering lips and with a double heart do they speak.
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Ah I love the word of God. Beautiful. More than that, when it cuts like a knife. Death and life are in the power of the tongue, but spiritually activated. Reminds me of the Candy Crush app with a wrapped and striped candy combined together. You can clear out half the board with that combo.
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If you can't prove that god, Jesus and the rest exist, then you are delusional to believe in them.

We need to start looking at this as a real mental disorder.

Love, now I'm all for that. And compassion.

But not delusional thinking that makes the world a worse place.

The new rule? If you want to talk about God or Jesus, prove they exist first.

Something that would hold up in a court of law or laboratory.

That isn't some impossible thing. You can prove you exist, by simply showing up...

Can Jesus?

So far, for over two thousand years and tens of supposed dates of return, the answer is no.
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If you can't prove that god, Jesus and the rest exist, then you are delusional to believe in them.

We need to start looking at this as a real mental disorder.

Love, now I'm all for that. And compassion.

But not delusional thinking that makes the world a worse place.

The new rule? If you want to talk about God or Jesus, prove they exist first.

Something that would hold up in a court of law or laboratory.

That isn't some impossible thing. You can prove you exist, by simply showing up...

Can Jesus?

So far, for over two thousand years and tens of supposed dates of return, the answer is no.
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What is love? Baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. chuckle

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You weren't saved...you were robbed.

Jesus devoured your soul.
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One of the good things about Christianity, as opposed to other faiths, is that God does not force you to believe in him. You can live your life as you want and your after life will be as you designed it to be.

Many other religions, such as Islam, Judaism, atheism, human secularism (enforced via a demonic tax code) ... all of these belief systems require you to submit to that dogma, or you will be a slave, or even worse, such as imprisonment or death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43970322


God is omnipotent..

all knowing and all seeing.

He knew long before he created anyone that billions of beings he was about to create were destined to be tortured by being burnt alive forever by him in a place he created JUST for that purpose.

GOD PLANNED hell.

If He did not he is not all knowing.

He is also a TORTURE expert and has seen to it that the people in hell suffer to the UTMOST every second of their eternity..

being so compassionate and merciful God also saw to it that there would be NO correction there..

NO rehab..

and NO WAY OUT..

a Just and fair "Punishment of eternal duration for the mere sin of being created and born into a world where life generally sux..

followed by an even more suckful eternity.

But Jesus DIED to save us from this place he INTENDED us to go to..

the place HE created to roast the vast majority of people alive in unbearable agony forever.

He died to save us from HIS JUSTICE..

to save us from HIMSELF really..

after all..

HE RUNS and MAINTAINS HELL..

PLUS..

he created every torture device there..

HE creates the flames by the word of his mouth..

HE knows every bit of agony that goes on there..

and all those there DESERVE it..f

or being born HUMAN..

in a fucked up crazy loveless world with about 20 million religions to choose and confuse..

But if we choose wrong..with our very LIMITED understanding of life or eternity..

sorry..

but you have to BURN.

Also..

if you are born into a religion like islam or Bhuddism or some such..

YOU WILL BURN as well..

for DARING to be born to the wrong culture..

wrong parents..

and wrong religion..

even though GOD chooses who gets born to who and where..

cause if he did NOT choose..

and you are born by MISTAKE into the wrong religion..then God is not all KNOWING and NOT in control at all.

This worlds justice system..

while unfair in a lot of cases usually fits the punishment to the crime.

You speed..

you get a fine..

you steal..

you get a bigger fine and locked away for a bit..

you kill..

you get locked away for a fair while..

But Gods justice system is the opposite..

You steal..

you get tortured forever without mercy..

You swear even..

same result..

you do anything wrong no matter how big or small..

and its TORTURE TIME!!!!

God has one punishment for all..

ETERNAL TORTURE with NO PAROLE..

MERCY..

SYMPATHY..

COMPASSION..

REHABILITATION..

OR LET UP...

And HIS ways are supposed to above OURS?

How many fathers on earth would torture their kids for the rest of their lives for stealing a cookie from the cookie jar?

NONE..

except the really fucked up ones who DO get locked awy for doing it..

But when GOD does it..

we honor him and build churches in his name...

But THIS is what is taught...let me break it down some more to its ILLOGICAL conclusion...



God created satan..

and he KNEW BEFORE he created satan that satan WOULD bring sin into being..

so GOD..

being in ULTIMATE CONTROL of everything..

MUST HAVE PLANNED it..

cause if he did NOT..

he is not all KNOWING..

and if he is not all KNOWING..

he is NOT GOD ALMIGHTY..

just god..a LITTLE bit mighty..

Plus IF God created satan and DIDNT KNOW satan would create sin..then GOD MADE A MISTAKE and could NOT see the future..

didnt he?

But who ever heard of a being who knows EVERY POSSIBLE FUTURE..making a MISTAKE?

So if he DIDNT MAKE a mistake..

which is IMPOSSIBLE for an ALL KNOWING BEING to do..

the he MUST have PLANNED THE WHOLE THING RIGHT FROM THE START..

and this plan..

according to MOST CHRISTIANS..

included creating a place to torture TRILLIONS of BEINGS he KNEW IN ADVANCE would reject him...

SO ITS PLANNED SADISM...

But we all know that TORTURE is EVIL..

especially torture without end..

So how can GOD who is ALL KNOWING and ALMIGHTY who PLANNED SIN to BE..

by creating a being that would BRING it to be..

and who ALSO have planned the ULTIMATE EVIL...be called LOVE and ALL KNOWING and have things said about him like "HIS MERCY endrues FOREVER...

WHEN ITS CLEAR IT DOES NOT?

Besides..

he says there will be NO MORE TEARS..

NO MORE CRYING..

that ALL those things..

pain..

sorrow..

death..

agony..

will BE NO MORE..

SO HOW can this be TRUE if TRILLIONS OF BEINGS are going to be spending ETERNITY DOING JUST THAT?

So this being who is LOVE>.who CANT LIE..TOLD A LIE??

GET your FACTS straight chritians..either GOD makes mistakes..AND he is a liar..and THUS the most evil SADIST in history..

OR YOU ARE ALL WRONG ABOUT HIM!
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Jesus died for the sins of mankind. The only way to full enlightenment is through the one true lord thy GOD. I know this now more than ever because of what I have experienced. Faith is all you need. Don't be persuaded by others that are blinded by the devil. Like Jesus said "forgive them for they no not what they do." Just because a scientist or someone with a degree says they discovered something or have proof of anything does not mean they are right. Faith is stronger than their so called facts. Be strong brothers and sisters and remember that we are all children of GOD. - oh wait I forgot to mention how elaborate and delusional everything I said is. I forgot that no one living today has ever met such a man. Jesus may have existed and to me if he would have seen what people have done in his name and with his image, he would be nothing short of disgusted. Of course I can't speak on his behalf for I don't know him because he is dead. Maybe he never existed? Maybe it was just a story to help control masses of unordered and simple minded people that if left to think there was no god would rip each other apart without hesitation for there would be no fear of hell as a repercussion. Are we over this yet? Can we beam past this archetype and shoot out light years away from this same story that has been told different ways thousands of times over? It is time for us to move on. It's time for us to leave this mistake behind. The idea of Jesus and the example he portrayed can be used to help some better themselves but its dangerous when people start associating the stories in the bible with reality. Basic instructions before leaving earth. That is it. Not reality scripts from the archive that was. Take them more as metaphors that help install morals. Love is the way. Unconditionally.
 Quoting: seenthelight 35725671


when the Fuel costs go and you no longer can offered food, call your jesus to save you mother fucker ! you going to die first right after you pray on your knees for food !

Jesus Saves nobody ! every cock sucker that prayed for Jesus has fucking died and went to hell ! its the truth
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One of the good things about Christianity, as opposed to other faiths, is that God does not force you to believe in him. You can live your life as you want and your after life will be as you designed it to be.

Many other religions, such as Islam, Judaism, atheism, human secularism (enforced via a demonic tax code) ... all of these belief systems require you to submit to that dogma, or you will be a slave, or even worse, such as imprisonment or death.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43970322


God is omnipotent..

all knowing and all seeing.

He knew long before he created anyone that billions of beings he was about to create were destined to be tortured by being burnt alive forever by him in a place he created JUST for that purpose.

GOD PLANNED hell.

If He did not he is not all knowing.

He is also a TORTURE expert and has seen to it that the people in hell suffer to the UTMOST every second of their eternity..

being so compassionate and merciful God also saw to it that there would be NO correction there..

NO rehab..

and NO WAY OUT..

a Just and fair "Punishment of eternal duration for the mere sin of being created and born into a world where life generally sux..

followed by an even more suckful eternity.

But Jesus DIED to save us from this place he INTENDED us to go to..

the place HE created to roast the vast majority of people alive in unbearable agony forever.

He died to save us from HIS JUSTICE..

to save us from HIMSELF really..

after all..

HE RUNS and MAINTAINS HELL..

PLUS..

he created every torture device there..

HE creates the flames by the word of his mouth..

HE knows every bit of agony that goes on there..

and all those there DESERVE it..f

or being born HUMAN..

in a fucked up crazy loveless world with about 20 million religions to choose and confuse..

But if we choose wrong..with our very LIMITED understanding of life or eternity..

sorry..

but you have to BURN.

Also..

if you are born into a religion like islam or Bhuddism or some such..

YOU WILL BURN as well..

for DARING to be born to the wrong culture..

wrong parents..

and wrong religion..

even though GOD chooses who gets born to who and where..

cause if he did NOT choose..

and you are born by MISTAKE into the wrong religion..then God is not all KNOWING and NOT in control at all.

This worlds justice system..

while unfair in a lot of cases usually fits the punishment to the crime.

You speed..

you get a fine..

you steal..

you get a bigger fine and locked away for a bit..

you kill..

you get locked away for a fair while..

But Gods justice system is the opposite..

You steal..

you get tortured forever without mercy..

You swear even..

same result..

you do anything wrong no matter how big or small..

and its TORTURE TIME!!!!

God has one punishment for all..

ETERNAL TORTURE with NO PAROLE..

MERCY..

SYMPATHY..

COMPASSION..

REHABILITATION..

OR LET UP...

And HIS ways are supposed to above OURS?

How many fathers on earth would torture their kids for the rest of their lives for stealing a cookie from the cookie jar?

NONE..

except the really fucked up ones who DO get locked awy for doing it..

But when GOD does it..

we honor him and build churches in his name...

But THIS is what is taught...let me break it down some more to its ILLOGICAL conclusion...



God created satan..

and he KNEW BEFORE he created satan that satan WOULD bring sin into being..

so GOD..

being in ULTIMATE CONTROL of everything..

MUST HAVE PLANNED it..

cause if he did NOT..

he is not all KNOWING..

and if he is not all KNOWING..

he is NOT GOD ALMIGHTY..

just god..a LITTLE bit mighty..

Plus IF God created satan and DIDNT KNOW satan would create sin..then GOD MADE A MISTAKE and could NOT see the future..

didnt he?

But who ever heard of a being who knows EVERY POSSIBLE FUTURE..making a MISTAKE?

So if he DIDNT MAKE a mistake..

which is IMPOSSIBLE for an ALL KNOWING BEING to do..

the he MUST have PLANNED THE WHOLE THING RIGHT FROM THE START..

and this plan..

according to MOST CHRISTIANS..

included creating a place to torture TRILLIONS of BEINGS he KNEW IN ADVANCE would reject him...

SO ITS PLANNED SADISM...

But we all know that TORTURE is EVIL..

especially torture without end..

So how can GOD who is ALL KNOWING and ALMIGHTY who PLANNED SIN to BE..

by creating a being that would BRING it to be..

and who ALSO have planned the ULTIMATE EVIL...be called LOVE and ALL KNOWING and have things said about him like "HIS MERCY endrues FOREVER...

WHEN ITS CLEAR IT DOES NOT?

Besides..

he says there will be NO MORE TEARS..

NO MORE CRYING..

that ALL those things..

pain..

sorrow..

death..

agony..

will BE NO MORE..

SO HOW can this be TRUE if TRILLIONS OF BEINGS are going to be spending ETERNITY DOING JUST THAT?

So this being who is LOVE>.who CANT LIE..TOLD A LIE??

GET your FACTS straight chritians..either GOD makes mistakes..AND he is a liar..and THUS the most evil SADIST in history..

OR YOU ARE ALL WRONG ABOUT HIM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17678855


God is truth. You are correct, He has sentenced us ALL to Hell and torment. You are correct, He holds the judgement key. However, He has chosen a few of us to NOT go to Hell by His design. It is His Creation, He can do what He wants. We all deserve it. WE DESERVE HELL for breaking His commandments. This shows His mercy.

It isn't the fact that most go to Hell that is alarming; it is miraculous that ANY of us that have broken His law go to Heaven. This shows the mercy of God. He ordained us before the world began and He holds us in His hands. This is truly the unbelievable part: that He loves any of us enough to send His son to take our place. Be thankful saints, He loves us in spite of ourselves...
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Now that you are a christian how much money do you have to "donate" to maintain you good standing?
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Jesus died for the sins of mankind. The only way to full enlightenment is through the one true lord thy GOD. I know this now more than ever because of what I have experienced. Faith is all you need. Don't be persuaded by others that are blinded by the devil. Like Jesus said "forgive them for they no not what they do." Just because a scientist or someone with a degree says they discovered something or have proof of anything does not mean they are right. Faith is stronger than their so called facts. Be strong brothers and sisters and remember that we are all children of GOD. - oh wait I forgot to mention how elaborate and delusional everything I said is. I forgot that no one living today has ever met such a man. Jesus may have existed and to me if he would have seen what people have done in his name and with his image, he would be nothing short of disgusted. Of course I can't speak on his behalf for I don't know him because he is dead. Maybe he never existed? Maybe it was just a story to help control masses of unordered and simple minded people that if left to think there was no god would rip each other apart without hesitation for there would be no fear of hell as a repercussion. Are we over this yet? Can we beam past this archetype and shoot out light years away from this same story that has been told different ways thousands of times over? It is time for us to move on. It's time for us to leave this mistake behind. The idea of Jesus and the example he portrayed can be used to help some better themselves but its dangerous when people start associating the stories in the bible with reality. Basic instructions before leaving earth. That is it. Not reality scripts from the archive that was. Take them more as metaphors that help install morals. Love is the way. Unconditionally.
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