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Mississippi Police Want To Arrest The Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay

 
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07/27/2013 05:54 AM
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Mississippi Police Want To Arrest The Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay
"Just over a week ago the Satanic Temple, unwavering disciples of the Prince of Darkness and aspiring adopt-a-highway participants, performed a Pink Mass over the grave of Catherine Idalette Johnston, the mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr. Westboro has yet to officially comment on the eternal gaying of its leader’s dead mom, but the owner of the cemetery where the ceremony was performed has filed charges with the local police department. The captain of the Meridian PD, Dean Harper, told local news station WTOK-TV on Monday that they were “in the process of constructing affidavits” and “will have [the satanists] arrested as soon as [they] can.” He added, "It is an unusual crime that we haven't come across—to my knowledge—in a while." LOL. "

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Re: Mississippi Police Want To Arrest The Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay
Link: [link to www.vice.com]
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07/27/2013 07:16 PM
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07/27/2013 07:29 PM
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Now THAT is news!
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"adopt-a-highway participants"

IS that a nice way of saying they prey on highways for sacrificial victims?
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07/27/2013 07:58 PM
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Re: Mississippi Police Want To Arrest The Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay
America is a satanic fag nation





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