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TSA left something strange in my luggage.

 
Anonymous Coward
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soiling sorry
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ewwww.......fuck planes
True story
Yeah, this is the internet, but take it for what it's worth.
Flew from Portland, OR. to Atlanta, and back again a couple of years ago.
After returning to Portland, upon opening my luggage, there was an inspection card inside. TSA found it necessary to open my luggage for some reason.
Nothing was missing, but I got a bedbug infestation afterwards from this.
This was a sealed Pelican case, they're airtight & waterproof!
Fuckin planted bedbugs, I swear! Never had them before or since. (after fumigating the house & washing all linen & clothes)
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Dont touch the seeds use some gloves and open them very carefully.
I,m the danger I,m the one who knocks...
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At least TSA didn't crap in your shoe
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sunflower seeds on a burger?....what a dumbass
maybe the tsa agent was a fat bastard who was munching a big fat burger with sunflower seeds on while searching through and soling your underwear in you luggage
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At least TSA didn't crap in your shoe
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Indeed.

Those bitches managed to get away with the most expensive piece of jewelry I will probably ever own.

Crap would have been easier to deal with.
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True story
Yeah, this is the internet, but take it for what it's worth.
Flew from Portland, OR. to Atlanta, and back again a couple of years ago.
After returning to Portland, upon opening my luggage, there was an inspection card inside. TSA found it necessary to open my luggage for some reason.
Nothing was missing, but I got a bedbug infestation afterwards from this.
This was a sealed Pelican case, they're airtight & waterproof!
Fuckin planted bedbugs, I swear! Never had them before or since. (after fumigating the house & washing all linen & clothes)
 Quoting: Sikhed


Oh no, I think I need to check all my clothes.
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sunflower seeds on a burger?....what a dumbass
maybe the tsa agent was a fat bastard who was munching a big fat burger with sunflower seeds on while searching through and soling your underwear in you luggage
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Thank you
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07/28/2013 12:11 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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Male or female?


It matters lol

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 07/28/2013 12:13 PM
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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This is so weird!

There's a huge potato field across the street and only 2 sunflowers standing in it!

I'll take pics when I walk my dog!
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07/28/2013 12:13 PM
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airports and airplanes are terrorism.
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I pinned this for the strangeness. Honestly, it would have freaked me out!
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Thanks! I just wonder if it has any significance.
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Male or female?


It matters lol
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Bump please answer

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 07/28/2013 12:15 PM
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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I pinned this for the strangeness. Honestly, it would have freaked me out!
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Strange indeed...well written account OP...
Chas
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OP:
I guess you can be thankful that the TSA tard inspecting your luggage did sunflower seeds, and didn't chew tobacco.
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That the TSA inspector adding his own personal inspection sticker. Rather original and perhaps cute don't you think...
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Whatever, I think it's an invasion of privacy.
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Male or female?


It matters lol
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Bump please answer
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Inspector trying to send you message


They really like what's in your luggage

Of course you refuse to provide further info

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 07/28/2013 12:24 PM
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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This thread is curious, so I've done a search for sunflower seed symbolism.

But, how the search results figure in to two random TSA agents placing them in your luggage is an 'agenda' I cannot even imagine at this point:

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The Message of the Sunflowers:
A Magic Symbol of Peace
by Georgianna Moore, March 2002

Dedicated to the Children of the World Who Will Sow the Sunflower Seeds of Peace

excerpt:
"Sunflowers have become the symbol of a world free of nuclear weapons. After Ukraine gave up its last nuclear warhead, the Defense Ministers of the US, Russia and Ukraine met on a former Ukrainian missile base, June 4, 1996. They celebrated by scattering sunflower seeds and planting sunflowers. Former US Secretary of Defense William Perry said, "Sunflowers instead of missiles in the soil will ensure peace for future generations.""

[link to www.wagingpeace.org]

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EXHIBIT at TATE MODERN:

SUNFLOWER SEEDS
AI WEIWEI



"...Fabrication of the required 150 tonnes of seeds, from trials to completion, took almost two and a half years, and at its peak employed around 1,600 artisans, placing Ai—a frequent visitor to the community—in the ambiguous positions of factory boss and art patron, controlling workers’ destinies just as the old elites had done. And, like the fragile porcelain seeds themselves, this curious project may bear limited fruit...

... it is evident that Ai feels the work’s role, and his role as artist, is to hint at universal questions concerning obligations, values, strengths, rights and materialism in society, and through these to challenge fixed power structures."


[link to artasiapacific.com]

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"SPIRITUAL MEANING OF THE SUNFLOWER

Sunflower has been adopted as a symbol of happiness, strength, a love of the sun & sunlight and because it is said to always turn its face to the sun it is considered by some to be a symbol of faith. Some believe that the sunflower represents a constant search for light, or enlightenment. The Chinese believe sunflowers symbolize long life and good luck."


[link to lightworkers.org]

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I will continue to search for a while longer, to see if anything a bit more concrete can be discovered.
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07/28/2013 12:28 PM
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My strange situation, Canada to Chicago. Opened my luggage to find a note saying that I was a random check as well. The thing was, my nail clippers were taken apart and strategically place in different parts of my luggage. They did not or could not just fall apart. I mean, seriously, somebody would have had to squeeze the two pieces together and twist off the remaining pieces. If that was not enough they had to be physically placed in different compartments of my luggage. In a few months I will have to go fom Canada to San Francisco. Anyways I am going to take apart my nail clippers and place them back in the same location of my luggage. I will also place two sun flower seeds and report back my results to GLP. (leaving last week of Sept.)
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This is so weird!

There's a huge potato field across the street and only 2 sunflowers standing in it!

I'll take pics when I walk my dog!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1725135


Weird! I wonder if there is a message there. I can see it happening once, but twice, the same thing, on both legs of the trip. Just strange!
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07/28/2013 12:30 PM
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You have been visited by the infamous TSA Panty Sniffing Sunflower Seed Bandit.
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TSA has been contracting out to Squirrels. Nothing to worry about.
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The Squirrels are watching...
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My strange situation, Canada to Chicago. Opened my luggage to find a note saying that I was a random check as well. The thing was, my nail clippers were taken apart and strategically place in different parts of my luggage. They did not or could not just fall apart. I mean, seriously, somebody would have had to squeeze the two pieces together and twist off the remaining pieces. If that was not enough they had to be physically placed in different compartments of my luggage. In a few months I will have to go fom Canada to San Francisco. Anyways I am going to take apart my nail clippers and place them back in the same location of my luggage. I will also place two sun flower seeds and report back my results to GLP. (leaving last week of Sept.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23322424


LOL! I love it! Let me know what happens, thanks.
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07/28/2013 12:33 PM
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Post picture of the seeds beside a sign saying you love GLP, then we might believe you. Else:

bullshit
 Quoting: We Who Watch


OK, give me a minute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44136221

Still waiting for the picture. Just put one on a free service and provide a link.

waiting

Last Edited by We Who Watch on 07/28/2013 12:47 PM
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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As an MK ultra subject you planted them in a altered ego state as a reminder when the sun gives its signal you will blossom into the second person and take your position.
Esoteric Morgan
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Well, this is a trip and a half:
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!

to easily find these posts on the linked pages, just put 'sunflower' in find word [control + f function]

[link to blog.tsa.gov]
On a recent trip I brought back a alb bag of coffee in my checked bags. TSA I'm sure looking for drugs not bombs opened the bag and then did not reseal it - a pound of coffee though out my entire bag. They also for the second time left my shaving kit unzipped. On previous trips I've had sunflower seeds spit in my luggage, my carefully pressed clothes dumped back in my baggage, an expensive camera lens taken out of its zip case and then just thrown back in my luggage.
I understand security, but do we really have to accept the rude arrogant attitude and coffee spilled all over my bag to have security?
May 28, 2012 at 10:31 AM


[link to www.airsoftsociety.com]
"....And my dad found sunflower seeds in his bag."
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Because this is so strange, I'm going to dig a little more...
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07/28/2013 12:39 PM
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Well, this is a trip and a half:
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!

to easily find these posts on the linked pages, just put 'sunflower' in find word [control + f function]

[link to blog.tsa.gov]
On a recent trip I brought back a alb bag of coffee in my checked bags. TSA I'm sure looking for drugs not bombs opened the bag and then did not reseal it - a pound of coffee though out my entire bag. They also for the second time left my shaving kit unzipped. On previous trips I've had sunflower seeds spit in my luggage, my carefully pressed clothes dumped back in my baggage, an expensive camera lens taken out of its zip case and then just thrown back in my luggage.
I understand security, but do we really have to accept the rude arrogant attitude and coffee spilled all over my bag to have security?
May 28, 2012 at 10:31 AM


[link to www.airsoftsociety.com]
"....And my dad found sunflower seeds in his bag."
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Because this is so strange, I'm going to dig a little more...
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


hiding
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Vote for people that have a track record for loving your Constitution or lose your country forever!!!

Put down the damn touchy feely koolaid and WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

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Male or female?


It matters lol
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Bump please answer
 Quoting: Astral Goat


i didn't think you were serious. Ok, female, why does it matter?
Astral Goat

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Male or female?


It matters lol
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Bump please answer
 Quoting: Astral Goat


i didn't think you were serious. Ok, female, why does it matter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44136221


Well there ya go


Do you know the kind of people employed by TSA?????
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

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