Anonymous Coward User ID: 33701212 United States 07/28/2013 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow' A DRUNK has been jailed after she stole a 100-seat ferry and smashed into boats, yelling, “I’m Jack Sparrow! I’m a pirate!” Alison Whelan, 51, boarded the 45ft Dart Princess with a friend after a two-day bender, where she got drunk on Lambrini and ate poisonous deadly nightshade, which causes hallucinations. She undid the mooring ropes in the early hours and drifted up a river on the tide, bashing into other boats “like a pinball machine”. Whelan taunted police, shouting: “What are you going to do now?” and “I believe this is out of your jurisdiction!” Thirty police, a lifeboat crew, Coastguards and paramedics had to be called. And when the cops finally arrested her after an hour when the ferry came to rest in calm water, she told them: “We’d have ended up in St Tropez if we hadn’t been caught.” [ link to www.dailyrecord.co.uk] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40052609 United States 07/28/2013 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow' :Slpke: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43954859 Australia 07/28/2013 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow' And when the cops finally arrested her after an hour when the ferry came to rest in calm water, she told them: “We’d have ended up in St Tropez if we hadn’t been caught.”
Quoting: mind's eye That's where she went wrong. She should have said, "You will always remember this as the day you almost captured Capn Jack Sparrow!!" and then escaped. |
Raoulduke
User ID: 43831110 United States 07/28/2013 08:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow' If I ever get arrested I hope it is for something that stupid and epic. The mental image the headline gave me was fucking awesome. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - HST |
Sikhed
User ID: 39435009 United States 07/28/2013 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow' (Couldn't find a pirate sprite) :doom360: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44213024 United States 07/28/2013 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow' The girl's got moxie! I like that! Hoist Up, Jolly Roger!
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 33701212 United States 07/28/2013 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow'
The girl's got moxie! I like that! Hoist Up, Jolly Roger!
Quoting: Jinxy McDeath lol |