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NUT SNACK: Paralyzed Man Finds Dog Has Eaten One of His Testicles
By: Newsbreaker | Posted July 30th 2013 5:53:08 PM EDT
A paralyzed man in Arkansas had his testicle eaten by a dog. KAIT TV reports the 39 year old man awoke to a “burning pain” in his midsection. He then noticed his small white dog, a stray he had taken in a few weeks prior, had blood on it’s muzzle and front feet. The animal was euthanized and sent to a lab for rabies testing. The man was taken to a hospital to be treated for his injuries.

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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
That would be a real bummer.
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That would be a real bummer.
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thats kind of an understatement ......
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
save the dogs!!!
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
All rabid small white dogs go for the Rocky Mountain oysters first. FACT.
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
save the dogs!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16749297

Yeah thats really sad. There are so many homeless animals in America. You can't save them all. Total bummer.
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
talk about a bad fucking day...fucking guy is paralyzed so his day is already shitty, then his best friend betrays him and robs him of his manhood...looses his manhood THEN they kill his fucking dog...
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
why would a dog eat testicles....especially a little white fluffy dot WHY OHNO
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
Dog probably smelled testicular cancer and removed it for the owner and now gets a death sentence.
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Yikes!
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Dog probably smelled testicular cancer and removed it for the owner and now gets a death sentence.
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yeah...that was my first thought... but man o man what a thing to have happen.
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Dog probably smelled testicular cancer and removed it for the owner and now gets a death sentence.
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Dog probably smelled testicular cancer and removed it for the owner and now gets a death sentence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1288758


This is why they attacked a baby as well?

Thread: Dogs chew off childs testicles
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Dog probably smelled testicular cancer and removed it for the owner and now gets a death sentence.
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This is why they attacked a baby as well?

Thread: Dogs chew off childs testicles
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damn i wish i didnt read that ouch
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Dog probably smelled testicular cancer and removed it for the owner and now gets a death sentence.
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 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Never understood you dog lovers, Dogs will not hesitate to attack and eat living flesh cause thats what they do in the wild.

The man was probaly unwashed too, anyways..

Ive seen dogs eat another dogs feces, they will eat anything. And never keep a dog and cat in same house, the dog will pull out all the cat feces from the litter and eat that too.

Ive only liked labs and police and sport dogs. All other dogs are just nasty.
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Must have needed the protein.
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why would a dog eat testicles....especially a little white fluffy dot WHY OHNO
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They eat feces and vomit, I'm taking it theyre not picky
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
well that dog has GOT SOME BALLS eh??? eh???? eh??????
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
Surgery.
Around the global there have been surgeries performed by dogs while their owners slept.
I wonders what was in the testicle. Cancer? Infection?
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
why would a dog eat testicles....especially a little white fluffy dot WHY OHNO
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They eat feces and vomit, I'm taking it theyre not picky
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and the chinese eat dog, whats your fucking excuse? banana
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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
Dogs know Testes are Tasty.

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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
while back a dog chew off a diabetic mans toe and saved his life

ETA...probably why he was a stray, he's a ball eater

Last Edited by Founders Fan on 07/30/2013 09:34 PM
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Yuck
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NUT SNACK: Paralyzed Man Finds Dog Has Eaten One of His Testicles
By: Newsbreaker | Posted July 30th 2013 5:53:08 PM EDT
A paralyzed man in Arkansas had his testicle eaten by a dog. KAIT TV reports the 39 year old man awoke to a “burning pain” in his midsection. He then noticed his small white dog, a stray he had taken in a few weeks prior, had blood on it’s muzzle and front feet. The animal was euthanized and sent to a lab for rabies testing. The man was taken to a hospital to be treated for his injuries.
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That's Nuts!!

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Re: paralyzed man wakes up to find that a STRAY DOG has EATEN his TESTICLES ....
The article says only ONE (1) testicle, not testicles.

Don't exaggerate so OP, it was only one of them.

And if he was paralyzed, how'd he get the dog in the first place?

Something about this is just shady. Probably a rat did it and they just blamed the poor dog.

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is this a real news story or did you get drunk and loose a nut Fuck Stick? shaved balls
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Whenever a stray dog is rounded up and sent to the pound, the only ways out are the gas chamber or to get their family jewels snipped & get adopted out.

It's called revenge!
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is this a real news story or did you get drunk and loose a nut Fuck Stick? shaved balls
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WELL AT LEAST YOU DIDNT SHAVE YOUR ASSHOLE
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Conclusion

Dogs are nasty, No dog will hump, pee, shit, gobble and lick up things in my house, no sir. I might turn Muslim. Thats how much I do not like dogs.
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is this a real news story or did you get drunk and loose a nut Fuck Stick? shaved balls
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WELL AT LEAST YOU DIDNT SHAVE YOUR ASSHOLE
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LOL

Touche'
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