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If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?

 
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If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
Works both ways
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Re: If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
Works both ways
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Just talked to him, he does not like gangam style or the white house.
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Re: If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
Yeshua is a metal head. FACT!
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Re: If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
hes dead dude, he died a long time ago
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Re: If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
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Just talked to him, he does not like gangam style or the white house.
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hes dead dude, he died a long time ago
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Re: If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
O He will. He will show up in Megiddo to incinerate the wicked.
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Re: If Jesus is real, why doesn't he show up and do gangnam style on the White House lawn?
Spoderman,

You are right! I, Richard 'Brad'shaw Watson II am the Christ reincarnated. In my last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and have proven that through the 17 Requirements of Albert Einstein reincarnated (google that) including opening Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory & its 23 Principles/Theory of Luck (google that).

See The Revelation's "7 seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' at [link to 7seals.blogspot.com] .

I've been calling the White House 202-456-1414 since Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was president. I first hand-delivered my booklet There Are No Coincidences to the Clinton White House (East Gate Guardhouse) in 1998 (I remember it was Chelsea's birthday). After 9/11, I realized it was the "book/scroll" prophesied in Rev 5:1-10:10. I tweaked it a lot, called the White House in January 2003, and brought it to Washington DC. I was met in the Reagan National Airport terminal by three representatives of the State Department Diplomatic Security on Feb 14, 2003 and gave them a copy of the booklet. It's all documented - I have their cards.

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Jesus son of Joseph WAS real! Y'shua - 'God incarnate' - was born on 17.4.748 AUC (ab urbe condita [since the founding of Roma]) / April 17, 6 BC. Joshua/IESVS was nailed on the Cross on the first day of Passover Good Friday 15 Nissan ---- (Hebrew year?) / 7.4.783 / April 7, 30 AD.

The Jewish Messiah was born an Aries the Ram (male sheep), baby rams are lambs, and Jesus is considered "The Lamb of GOD". He was also sacrificed as the Passover lamb under the sign of Aries.

After possibly setting a record for the shortest time on a Roman cross - three hours - Jesus lived through his crucifixion; he had a 'near-death-experience'* (term coined in 1974). After 40 days in Jerusalem and Galilee, he departed the Roman Empire. One legend has him and Joseph of Arimathea going to Britain. It's not publically known at this time where and when he died.

GOD=7_4
Jesus=74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19
Y'shua=74
Joshua=74
IESVS=74
nailed on=74
Cross=74
Good=7__4
Good Friday=74
Jewish=74
Messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8


Roma=47=R18+O15+M13+A1
time=47=T20+I9+M13+E5
John=47=J10+O15+H8+N14


This alphanumeric code/cipher is Biblical and known as Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) - google that.

On ABC's Good Morning America today, "Tony ---, 47-years-old, was medically dead for app. 45 minutes before returning".

Tony=74=T20+O15+N14+Y25

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