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Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/06/2013 07:35 PM
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Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
I shit you not! Everytime I play a game for an hour I start feeling a feeling of stress to overcome frustrating challenges, then I feel a prickly burning feeling within the skin where my hair line is. Consequently, my hairline has started to recede. I've since found out this burning feeling is called inflammation, it is triggered by stress and causes hairloss.

This only happens when I play games. I wont feel inflammation or shed hair any other time!
Anonymous Coward
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08/06/2013 07:38 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
Then this guy must have no hair at all...

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08/06/2013 07:40 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
or.. genetics?

No. nvm. It's probably what you said.
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08/06/2013 07:41 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
It's the radiation from your monitor.

Wear a lead lined helmet when you are playing.
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08/06/2013 07:44 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
Then this guy must have no hair at all...


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44695295


It was a game called Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence... sneaking past guards and the fear of being caught stresses me big time!

I kid you not, my hairline inflames when I play this game.
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08/06/2013 07:49 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
It's the radiation from your monitor.

Wear a lead lined helmet when you are playing.
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No, serious, I play it on my tv, but when relaxed watching tv, no inflammation, but when playing stressful games, I feel inflammation and hairloss soon follows.
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08/06/2013 07:58 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
Friends who have gamed more than me have more hair than me.
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08/06/2013 08:02 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
I shit you not! Everytime I play a game for an hour I start feeling a feeling of stress to overcome frustrating challenges, then I feel a prickly burning feeling within the skin where my hair line is. Consequently, my hairline has started to recede. I've since found out this burning feeling is called inflammation, it is triggered by stress and causes hairloss.

This only happens when I play games. I wont feel inflammation or shed hair any other time!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749175


There is a strong correlation between Gamers and Masturbation and hairloss.


Check to see if your palm is hairy.
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08/06/2013 08:04 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
I shit you not! Everytime I play a game for an hour I start feeling a feeling of stress to overcome frustrating challenges, then I feel a prickly burning feeling within the skin where my hair line is. Consequently, my hairline has started to recede. I've since found out this burning feeling is called inflammation, it is triggered by stress and causes hairloss.

This only happens when I play games. I wont feel inflammation or shed hair any other time!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749175


There is a strong correlation between Gamers and Masturbation and hairloss.


Check to see if your palm is hairy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43587745


I'm a fat bald man with a chaffed shaft. need moar PVP
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08/06/2013 08:10 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
Friends who have gamed more than me have more hair than me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


I'm not lying.
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08/06/2013 08:15 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
Friends who have gamed more than me have more hair than me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18932111


I'm not lying.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749175


Dude, I'm 27 and am balding - I'm not lying either.

I gamed a hell of a lot.

BUT - there are people I know who have gamed more throughout their life and have a lot more hair than me.
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08/06/2013 08:16 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
I shit you not! Everytime I play a game for an hour I start feeling a feeling of stress to overcome frustrating challenges, then I feel a prickly burning feeling within the skin where my hair line is. Consequently, my hairline has started to recede. I've since found out this burning feeling is called inflammation, it is triggered by stress and causes hairloss.

This only happens when I play games. I wont feel inflammation or shed hair any other time!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749175


How's you eyesight?
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08/06/2013 10:06 PM
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Re: Playing computer games too often has caused my hairline to recede
Here is the correct definition of a receding hairline:


"A dozen rabbits dancing backwards"





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