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BREAKING....2 postal inspectors exposed nerve gasfound in package at JFK SMALL SMALL AMOUNTS...PROBABLY EVERYDAY USE CHEMICAL....NO FUCKING DOOM

 
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BREAKING....2 postal inspectors exposed nerve gasfound in package at JFK SMALL SMALL AMOUNTS...PROBABLY EVERYDAY USE CHEMICAL....NO FUCKING DOOM
"@NewsBreaker: BREAKING: Two postal inspectors at JFK Airport in NYC sickened by nerve gas after opening package - @eyewitnessnyc

"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING DETAILS: Now "low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas" inside package found at JFK airport in NYC
[link to t.co]

"@zerohedge: Package Containing VX Nerve Gas Found At JFK Airport [link to t.co]

With the NSA already combing through and recording every form of electronic communication (or 1.6% of all global internet traffic to be precise), it was only a matter of time before a scare involving plain vanilla physical mail took place. Such as what just happened at JFK airport at 9 am this morning, when as ABC reports (with a substantial delay) that "Two postal inspectors at JFK Airport were sickened Sunday after opening a package at a postal processing facility. Field tests showed an initial finding of nerve gas, though authorities believe it's a low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas. It is more likely a standard-use chemical that shouldn't have been in the mail like a solvent or degreaser. The FBI was called in and additional testing is underway. The condition of the customs agents is not yet known."

Further confirmed information was not available, although the Post reported (so assume a negligible factual hit rate) that the toxic agent in question was VX, the nerve gas best known from the Connery-Cage movie, The Rock.

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Looks like we can't send packages after this one.
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"@eyewitnessnyc: BREAKING NEWS: Two postal inspectors at JFK Airport sickened by nerve gas after opening package
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whoah! Doom ON
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"@911BUFF: BREAKING NEWS: EMERGENCY PERSONNEL RUSHING TO JFK AIRPORT AFTER 2 POSTAL INSPECTORS SICKENED BY NERVE GAS. FBI ON SCENE. ABC. #911BUFF
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"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING: 2 customs agents at JFK sickened today after opening package. Air sample tested positive for "nerve gas" - @ABC @eyewitnessnyc
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Probably a can of bug spray....
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Probably a can of bug spray....
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Hopefully
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For them to use the term nerve agent instead of chemical agent is telling of different symptoms
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"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING DETAILS: Now "low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas" inside package found at JFK airport in NYC
[link to t.co]
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BREAKING NEWS: EMERGENCY PERSONNEL RUSHING TO JFK AIRPORT AFTER 2 POSTAL INSPECTORS SICKENED BY NERVE GAS. FBI ON SCENE. ABC. ‪#‎911BUFF‬
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"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING DETAILS: Now "low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas" inside package found at JFK airport in NYC
[link to t.co]
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Well, that was a quick change in the story now wasn't it?

Sounds like the first report was news that wasn't supposed to slip out...
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"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING DETAILS: Now "low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas" inside package found at JFK airport in NYC
[link to t.co]
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There ya go...parazoid freakout...

"Nerve agent" was actually nail polish remover...
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You could have changed to thread title to something like: Postal workers are checking your packages.
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"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING DETAILS: Now "low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas" inside package found at JFK airport in NYC
[link to t.co]
 Quoting: Uncle Fuck Stick


Well, that was a quick change in the story now wasn't it?

Sounds like the first report was news that wasn't supposed to slip out...
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They're dying for something, ANYTHING, to happen after the Obozo clown show wigged out over "chatter"...what they hoped wouldn't "slip out" for a while was the news that whatever "nerve agent" actually was a bottle of "Simple Green" or whatever other crap it turns out to be.

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You could have changed to thread title to something like: Postal workers are checking your packages.
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USPS has been scanning, sniffing, checking packages forever...and even more so since 9-11.

Better title would be:

Postal Workers smash a Package again, Feminine Hygiene spray leaks out, someone screams "Nerve Gas" and 20 agencies respond at a cost of 15 million dollars.
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Doom back on perhaps?

"NYPD investigating mail at JFK Airport postal facility for possible VX nerve gas

Read more: [link to www.nydailynews.com]
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Doom back on perhaps?

"NYPD investigating mail at JFK Airport postal facility for possible VX nerve gas

Read more: [link to www.nydailynews.com]
 Quoting: New Hope


Timestamp is from 1:38 ...maybe...if exposure to vs is anything as dramatic as in the movie the rock ...then their would be a lot more panic right now
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But still how the fuck you go from VX poison nerve gas to fucken nail Polish

Their has to be something more to this
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"@zerohedge: Package Containing VX Nerve Gas Found At JFK Airport [link to t.co]
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But still how the fuck you go from VX poison nerve gas to fucken nail Polish

Their has to be something more to this
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Possible nerve agent down to molecular level...
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