BREAKING....2 postal inspectors exposed nerve gasfound in package at JFK SMALL SMALL AMOUNTS...PROBABLY EVERYDAY USE CHEMICAL....NO FUCKING DOOM

"@NewsBreaker: BREAKING: Two postal inspectors at JFK Airport in NYC sickened by nerve gas after opening package - @eyewitnessnyc

"@NewsBreaker: DEVELOPING DETAILS: Now "low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas" inside package found at JFK airport in NYC
[link to t.co]

"@zerohedge: Package Containing VX Nerve Gas Found At JFK Airport [link to t.co]

With the NSA already combing through and recording every form of electronic communication (or 1.6% of all global internet traffic to be precise), it was only a matter of time before a scare involving plain vanilla physical mail took place. Such as what just happened at JFK airport at 9 am this morning, when as ABC reports (with a substantial delay) that "Two postal inspectors at JFK Airport were sickened Sunday after opening a package at a postal processing facility. Field tests showed an initial finding of nerve gas, though authorities believe it's a low likelihood that it's actually nerve gas. It is more likely a standard-use chemical that shouldn't have been in the mail like a solvent or degreaser. The FBI was called in and additional testing is underway. The condition of the customs agents is not yet known."

Further confirmed information was not available, although the Post reported (so assume a negligible factual hit rate) that the toxic agent in question was VX, the nerve gas best known from the Connery-Cage movie, The Rock.

More at link

Last Edited by Uncle Fuck Stick on 08/11/2013 02:48 PM