Greg Rudds Plan To Fix Australia

A MAN named Rudd thinks the nation is in a terrible state, politics is "soul destroying" and all Australians should be "alarmed".
But relax, he's got a plan to fix Australia.


Greg, a 58-year-old businessman who runs a consultancy in Beijing and has had a rocky relationship his brother, outlines his solutions for the nation over four pages which show, like the PM, a fondness for jargon.


He says all politicians "know it's nigh on impossible to develop vital long-term economic policy with the action/reaction, tweet-addicted, character-assassination, point-scoring, hate-filled, 24/7 media world of modern day politics".


"Being human we still have to have political biff, assassination and conspiracy theory," he writes in the release. "It's in our nature."
Greg likens the two-party system to a dysfunctional marriage.


"Albo gets out of bed each morning to kick the Tories in the guts," he writes. "Albo's a good bloke but how can he advance Australia if he hates half of Australians?

"Chris Pine (sic) has a fatwa on Labor. Chris is a more acquired taste but how can he advance Australia if he hates half of Australians?"

Greg's campaign slogans include "fighting uncertainty" and putting "democracy back into democracy".


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